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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sCyTWMA8uL

    ^actir
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i got cucked via tcp/ip & some udp traffic once.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 I says "hey weed smoker i was thinking about making a username like yours call booze drinker"

    and he was like

    "actor who the fuck is you"

    I PM'd you the other day asking if you was Pope John Paul MCXCXVVVXXVXVI
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm one of those rogue ass niggas myself.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace The problem being, as you socially isolate yourself further and further, society at large will continue to migrate towards online-dating more and more. Just as they have shunned face to face conversations or even normal phone calls in favor of e-mail or text, dating will ultimately become a search for compatibility on some website promising you your dreams.

    So it doesn't get better. It gets worse. Each passing year, it's going to be just a little bit harder to put yourself in a relationship. People socialize less and less (outside of drunken bar antics, which, who wants to pickup their potential partner for life at a bar, drunk as fuck?), and you're getting older and uglier.

    Put your phone down. Get off the internet. Spend what last years we have as a society actually mingling with people in a SOBER setting. Meet people. Talk. Face to face. No, not Facetime.

    I often wonder what it would be like if I weren't married and found myself single in 2018 with no friends and no social life whatsoever. Where would I begin? How would I start? I am naturally opposed to online-dating, as I am a PURIST who believes the face-to-face, organically created relationship is the key to success. Where would I go? Would I be the aging, WEIRDO in the corner not talking to anyone? Would I turn to an alcoholic beverage almost immediately to calm my nerves? Would I be so hardcore cringe-worthy awkward that no woman in her right mind would dare approach me?

    The answer to all of these questions is: YES!

    It's hopeless. If you aren't in a relationship in 2018 and you lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng to be in one, you've already lost and you should certainly kill yourself.


    All of this will happen and you will be more and more jaded. Good thing Grimace has a wife to define himself by.

    What would you do if she licked the tip of another man's cock and you found out? Just licked the tip. Would you forgive her?
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Honestly I think that gay nigga be goin hard.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sunday of Grimace? Bring it on.

    Actually I'm goin to bed soon.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I hate myself too. On Friday I stumbled across some shit too. I ate a big pile of it and was feeling great. Been on the comedown for a couple days sadder than Bill Dautrieve. Fuckin annoying. I know it's just a chemical thing but shit nigga I was doing fine!
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Off the Land.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mama say that he got drugs in his system. New image old me so they miss him.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He's 30. He's grounded for getting a DUI.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    30..
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wish driving drunk was legal I would go way more places late at night duis are just such a pain.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Nice. I went on a not so responsible bender last week.

    Waiting for all the shit I bought to come in so I can update the blackout drunk shopping thread

    Excessive pokemon games or guns?


    Anyway I love getting fucked up I'm smoking sativa in the morning.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I can suck my own dick. I actually did it yesterday. I mean I can get like half the head in. When I'm on meth, somehow i can hyperextend and suck my own soft dick. I started trying at like 14-15 and i was first successful by flipping my legs over my head while laying down. Now, I can just do it while sitting down. It's not that enjoyable, i have a thick sausage and its hard to give myself dome. When I'm really horny I'll go ahead and do it though. It also hurts my neck.

    I've never gotten myself off all the way but when i was like 15 i was stoned and accidentally pissed in my mouth a bit cause i was trying to force myself to climax. long story.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've been on a responsible bender lately. Past 5 days. Adderall poppy seed tea weed coke and alcohol. It's responsible as fuck.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ posting online is how when you're on one you assume maybe everyone can understand your frame of mind or even know that you're on a drug, like juicebox stare rape said earlier or whomever. stim posting, drunk posting, weed posting sober posting pill posting, when you're doing it, or when IM doing it, it feels right and l8ike everyone should know exacly what i mean.


    :(

    I'm standing outside listening to Chief keef.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol STAAAAAAAAAAARE REEEEEEAPE always an heros his accounts.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The full chemical formula for fentanyl is N-(1-(2-phenethyl)-4-piperidinyl-N-phenyl-propanamide. This chemical is derived from piperidine, an alkaloid chemical found not just in the opium plant but in wheat and black pepper as well. Illicit versions of fentanyl loosely follow the pharmaceutical production of the drug, producing molecules called NPF derivatives. Moving a methyl group into the third piperidine ring can increase the drug’s potency, so many clandestine labs produce fentanyl with differing, unpredictable potency.

    https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/piperidine#section=Top

    You Goohgled so much just to appear knowledgeable.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I didn't even know that was a thing. When I've read incel shit on reddit I feel it but I still be getting bitches so I dunno.
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