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opening up a tonkatsu restaurant
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2018-09-18 at 1:47 PM UTCI took some clonazolam yesterday and I was watching munchies on youtube and this one bitch had a video where she made tonkatsu. For those that don't know tonkatsu is that fried breaded pork that is in Japanese food like coco's.
There's this place called coco's that is really good and you can get that and it has curry sauce all over it and also whatever other vegetables you want, and you can choose the spiciness level from 0-10 and it gets spicy as fuck. Anyways there's always these ethnic food shops and people want authentic but the whole point of my restaurant will be that it's not authentic, we don't give a fuck about culture we just eat sushi with our bare hands and in two bites because it's good and we're high. Also I bet soaking the pork chops in sauerkraut brine for 24 hours instead of just salt brine would be dank as fuck although you'd probably have some mr.miyagi bastard come out and start telling you how you're disrespectful for making their food better. It's not my fault I make better food than your entire culture over thousands of years, sorry old man but that's the way of the world.
Anyways this place specializes in rice and tonkatsu and then other things like asparagus and mozzarella sticks. The house specialty will be tomato and asparagus curry on pork tonkatsu with onions on it as well, with all this thrown on top of rice and tons of curry sauce. It cost only a few bucks to make but I sell it for $13. Also we don't sell alcohol because alcohol is for faggots and talking really loudly is not permitted but smoking weed inside is permitted. We also sell caffeinated lemonade for $4.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-18 at 1:50 PM UTCyeah so did you guys know that you can run restaurants as a fucking nonprofit? what the fuck you can even use volunteers as slave labor
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2018-09-18 at 1:54 PM UTC
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2018-09-18 at 3:25 PM UTCthat is NOT tonkatsu, you uncultured pig.
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2018-09-18 at 3:27 PM UTC
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2018-09-18 at 3:34 PM UTCseriously why do people start businesses, everything is an NGO now
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2018-09-18 at 4:13 PM UTCWow...ur a huge douchebag.
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2018-09-18 at 4:14 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-18 at 4:17 PM UTCSchnitzel.
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2018-09-18 at 5:18 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-18 at 5:39 PM UTCI made some chicken tonkatsu yesterday because it was all I had. I'm going to make some more tonkatsu today and tomorrow but with actual pork so standby everyone
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2018-09-18 at 5:44 PM UTCi bet you faggots can't even make your own mayonnaise.
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2018-09-28 at 3:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III I took some clonazolam yesterday and I was watching munchies on youtube and this one bitch had a video where she made tonkatsu. For those that don't know tonkatsu is that fried breaded pork that is in Japanese food like coco's.
There's this place called coco's that is really good and you can get that and it has curry sauce all over it and also whatever other vegetables you want, and you can choose the spiciness level from 0-10 and it gets spicy as fuck. Anyways there's always these ethnic food shops and people want authentic but the whole point of my restaurant will be that it's not authentic, we don't give a fuck about culture we just eat sushi with our bare hands and in two bites because it's good and we're high. Also I bet soaking the pork chops in sauerkraut brine for 24 hours instead of just salt brine would be dank as fuck although you'd probably have some mr.miyagi bastard come out and start telling you how you're disrespectful for making their food better. It's not my fault I make better food than your entire culture over thousands of years, sorry old man but that's the way of the world.
Anyways this place specializes in rice and tonkatsu and then other things like asparagus and mozzarella sticks. The house specialty will be tomato and asparagus curry on pork tonkatsu with onions on it as well, with all this thrown on top of rice and tons of curry sauce. It cost only a few bucks to make but I sell it for $13. Also we don't sell alcohol because alcohol is for faggots and talking really loudly is not permitted but smoking weed inside is permitted. We also sell caffeinated lemonade for $4.
This shit made me laugh, i love asian women too & know too much about asian shit despite not being a weeaboo -
2018-09-28 at 3:39 AM UTCThis nigga crazy LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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