The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-12-04 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #5941
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Crossing the bridge to go back to Hopkins now… Gah, God this is gonna take for fucking ever… Please just let me Die in the waiting room.

   
   Nope. We've other plans for you.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-12-04 at 10:16 AM UTC

   #5942
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by Jesus Nope. We've other plans for you.

   
   I bet, you evil Fuck, you. But mark my words, one day I'm gonna skin you alive and fashion myself an avatar suit to wear.
   
   I'm here now. Fuck. I hate life. I'm only tolerating this because I'm stoned, and in the company of my very hilarious stoned mother. Kill me now, oh please, Satan, Science, or some merciful deity.
3. 2018-12-04 at 10:21 AM UTC

   #5943
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   I came here, which is obviously a Muslim funded hospital (fucking they have a building named after a Saudi prince for fucks sake), but I'd rather die on fire than go to kike fucking Sinai. Which is where the one specialist who told them to release me at the catholic funded hospital was at. Lol fuck me making an appointment with her. I'm going with the Allah Akbar ortho oncologist at hopkins.
4. 2018-12-04 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #5944
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by hydromorphone …I'm stoned, and in the company of my very hilarious stoned mother. …

   
   So that's who got you to where you are, eh?
5. 2018-12-04 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #5945
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL So that's who got you to where you are, eh?

   Si.
   
   She's a cunt, but she has a car and doesn't mind looooooong car drives, much like myself.
6. 2018-12-04 at 11:33 AM UTC

   #5946
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Oh dear Satan! Hail thee! I have a dilly I cheeked and I'm just waiting for the privacy to shoot this bitch right into this freshly set IV.
   
   PLEASE SATAN, LET ME DO THE DEED, MY DICK IS SO HARD FOR THIS HYDROMORPHONE.
7. 2018-12-04 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #5947
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Lanny and his word enhancements. Faggot.. Lol good one, bro.
8. 2018-12-04 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #5948
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Stoned in wds brings the sarcasm out in me very strong.
9. 2018-12-04 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #5949
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Praise Satan! I got that bitch in my IV fucking Finally! Jesus fucking chickens, that took a long ass fucking time. She had to do a stick for blood cultures since the first bitch who did my IV didn't see the order before she got me.. Hopkins takes their sterile shit serious as fuck.
   
   Man, I'm still hurting, I'm just not sick.
10. 2018-12-04 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #5950
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    
    My giant swollen ugly furry legs, along with my huge ass ugly as sin scar on my inner thigh/knee, with the scar on top of my knee where they scoped and stapled it closed. The huge one on the side closed up with a wound vac.
    
    the Saudi prince who this particular building I'm waiting in the ER on the ground floor, is named after for funding this place with much, much oil dollars. This was on the wall near the enterance as you come in.
    
    I'm hurting so bad and in so much pain right now. Finally got taken back to a room at least though.
11. 2018-12-04 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #5951
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wonder if Hydramawrphawne is really sick at all
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12. 2018-12-04 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #5952
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Listening to hipster acoustic rock drunk on day three of being awake is a bad idea.
    
    I actually really liked her. :/ I always go for the sad ones.
13. 2018-12-04 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #5953
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hydromorphone is a dirt kid
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14. 2018-12-04 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #5954
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I cant listen to that single bass chord and soft spoken clashing vocals that go ON and ON and and never go anywhere in those portland neo hippie alt indie tracks on the radio.
15. 2018-12-04 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #5955
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
16. 2018-12-04 at 3 PM UTC

    #5956
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    God damnit
17. 2018-12-04 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #5957
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER If I do, I wouldnt do that much. Figured .03 was normal dose orally, but I also figured 30 min was enough time to tell if the last stuff kicked in. So I redosed 5 or 6 times. So prolly did .25 or so of really high quality crys

    
    I used to take .02- .03 orally before work and it was a perfect functional dose. Generally anything under .05 and I'd feel completely balanced with no real side effects. I could even eat food on 20-30 mg if I had to.
18. 2018-12-04 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #5958
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I wonder if Hydramawrphawne is really sick at all

    
    Dopesick/mentally
19. 2018-12-04 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #5959
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'm considering going into Chinatown to see if I can find any of the food I miss from abroad. Probably not though.
    
    I've been looking for rice sausage, but I think I'm going to the wrong Asians.
20. 2018-12-04 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #5960
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Nvm going to china instead