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2020-06-02 at 2:17 PM UTC
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2020-06-02 at 2:20 PM UTCNo, I really am an ugly ass viking looking dude, PB (Netflix) was nice enough to let me use her other profile. My alias was "Wicked" on DH.
I sure the fuck wish I was lesbian though.... I'm just trapped in this nasty big ole body. -
2020-06-02 at 2:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've always wanted to live alone. I really enjoy being alone and doing my own thing. I probably appear very schizo to any outsiders watching though.
There was no better time in my life than being on the other side of the planet from everyone I know, in my own place, doing whatever the flying fuck I want to with more money than I could ever reasonably need.
That was fucking nice.
If you were in paradise why leave it? -
2020-06-02 at 10:42 PM UTCits the best i can leave all my empty beer cans littered about on the floor to trip over and put abunch of dirty dishes in the sink so it smeels like shithole and and and and
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2020-06-02 at 11:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty No checking in. 7 day fishing, to 7 month journeys, no questions, no worries.
No honey-do stuff.
What ever I wanna see i can see, from trips to movies.
If i wanna look up at the sky or the mountains for a few hours on MY day off, I fucking can without, "shouldn't you be doing this, or that?" echoing through your brain…
it takes time being single to appreciate this. also it takes pussy. lots of pussy. or at least a steady flow. -
2020-06-02 at 11:25 PM UTCI have never been alone.
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2020-06-02 at 11:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting one of the awesome parts of living alone is i get 2x the time until i have to wash me sheets
i just got done flipping them around so now i use d udder side
there is no noise from other humans, kitchen/bathroom is never dirty
list other things that kick ass about having your own place
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2020-06-03 at 12:13 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 12:29 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by bill krosby thats fucking disgusting.
i live alone precisely so i dont have to deal with anyone else making a mess.
one chick who used to spend the night with me would take her clothes off and leave them wherever she took them off…even after i made her a section in my closet that was more that sufficient to hold her crap so i wouldnt have to look at her mess.
I don't trust anyone who doesn't keep their shit tidy. Have a shred of shelf respect. -
2020-06-03 at 1:18 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 1:40 AM UTCfuck. I clean up the day before the cleaning lady shows up.
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2020-06-03 at 1:53 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 1:54 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 1:56 AM UTC"I gotta use the bathroom"
"I don't want to eat there"
"OMG you have to use the bathroom AGAIN?!"
"Pull over I need to use the bathroom"
"Why are you drinking a beer at 10am"
"If we leave at 7am tomorrow we can beat the crowds"
yeah, FUCK that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 2:23 AM UTCnah if they tried to do that i would do the ole switcheroo and theyd be swimming
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2020-06-03 at 2:41 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 2:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by bill krosby thats fucking disgusting.
i live alone precisely so i dont have to deal with anyone else making a mess.
one chick who used to spend the night with me would take her clothes off and leave them wherever she took them off…even after i made her a section in my closet that was more that sufficient to hold her crap so i wouldnt have to look at her mess.
Long story short you live in a bathtub filled full of gay feces and you eat live and breath it because of gay -
2020-06-03 at 2:53 AM UTC
