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  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    one of the awesome parts of living alone is i get 2x the time until i have to wash me sheets
    i just got done flipping them around so now i use d udder side

    there is no noise from other humans, kitchen/bathroom is never dirty

    list other things that kick ass about having your own place
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah you get to throw the bitches out when you get bored filling dem with cum.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    No checking in. 7 day fishing, to 7 month journeys, no questions, no worries.

    No honey-do stuff.

    What ever I wanna see i can see, from trips to movies.

    If i wanna look up at the sky or the mountains for a few hours on MY day off, I fucking can without, "shouldn't you be doing this, or that?" echoing through your brain...
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah you get to throw the bitches out when you get bored filling dem with cum.

    ya he was a fag anyway right?


    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty No checking in. 7 day fishing, to 7 month journeys, no questions, no worries.

    No honey-do stuff.

    What ever I wanna see i can see, from trips to movies.

    If i wanna look up at the sky or the mountains for a few hours on MY day off, I fucking can without, "shouldn't you be doing this, or that?" echoing through your brain…

    you ever been married?
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I am also living the life!! Yup!
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    youll need to watch the lobster
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by A College Professor youll need to watch the lobster

    wats dat
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Way too many things to list. No nagging, no having to put up with other peoples shit in whats supposed to be my time off from work. My former roomie who insisted on whats right is now bitching to me how lonely he is living alone and how nothing is going right. Dude, i thought you knew everything about everything and had to always shepherd me into doing shit right, living alone shouldnt be a problem.

    Some people...
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Kicks as what?
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    I've always wanted to live alone. I really enjoy being alone and doing my own thing. I probably appear very schizo to any outsiders watching though.

    There was no better time in my life than being on the other side of the planet from everyone I know, in my own place, doing whatever the flying fuck I want to with more money than I could ever reasonably need.

    That was fucking nice.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Kicks as what?

    forgot anudder s
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've always wanted to live alone. I really enjoy being alone and doing my own thing. I probably appear very schizo to any outsiders watching though.

    There was no better time in my life than being on the other side of the planet from everyone I know, in my own place, doing whatever the flying fuck I want to with more money than I could ever reasonably need.

    That was fucking nice.

    explain further about the monies and where unwere
  14. #14
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Cigreting, can you really call it living alone when mommy comes down the basement stairs with a basket full of laundry several times a week??
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i liv wid ur grampspa we slep in de sem bed he sutch an fagit
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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    -i don't ever have to check-in
    -i can do what i want, when i want, & with whom.
    -The bed & remote is all fuq'n mine.
    -I can hang with all my bitches with no worries.
    -i don't cook if don't want to
    -i never have to ask how much i can spend
    -and i can just pickup and travel without having a return date
    and,
    -i don't have to wear make up 😊
    - the radio station is on my channel
    - i can politic however much/for i like
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by stl1 Cigreting, can you really call it living alone when mommy comes down the basement stairs with a basket full of laundry several times a week??

    Lol. Hiki has actually said he doesn't do his own laundry.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting ya he was a fag anyway right?




    you ever been married?

    Not married, but I was with an amazing woman for 13 years. Still best friends.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I was with an amazing woman for 13 years. Still best friends.

    Aren't you a woman?

    I hear lesbian relationships are statistically the worst kind to be in.

    Sex is probably fantastic tho. Anyone who hasn't been serviced by someone of the same sex is missing out on that natural skill. No woman is ever gonna know what having a dick feels like u kno?
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