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  1. I can't do rough sex play because my idea of rough sex is killing the person
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER aggression, confrontation, charisma probably equates to something on an evolutionary level. Fathers most likely to take resources and defend its family would have offspring most likely to survive.


    Or something.


    No one likes a dude whos a pussy. Thats why i learned to be an excellent showman. lol.

    Yeah but if i murder her before we can start a family that seems counter-productive from the female evolutionary standpoint.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Men dont murder women as often as we murder other men though. What you described could easily be translated as the same thing as a lion grabbing the female around the neck and subduing her before they fuck. Theres always a show of force either directly or i directly.

    Doesnt mean its mature or right, but it makes sense juxtaposed against some womens batshit psychology.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend bitches about my "bad boi" characteristics but whenever I come home with blood on my hands she wants me to finger her so Im getting mixed messages

    Yeah bitches be like that. A good while back me and a couple of buddies were over at this girl's house, she had her girlfriends over and we were just chilling. Doing shots, shooting the shit, you know. Anyway at some point during the night one of my friends said; let's go for a walk. The girls stayed behind and we went for a walk around the block. At some point we came across another group of guys and long story short we ended up brawling in the street. I don't think anyone won, both groups got beat up pretty bad, lel i got thrown through a window. Smashed a beer bottle on someone's head. Good times.

    In any case, when we got back to the house the girls were all over us. And i thought damn, should've gotten thrown through a window earlier, lmao.
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend bitches about my "bad boi" characteristics but whenever I come home with blood on my hands she wants me to finger her so Im getting mixed messages

    Shut the fuck up faggot.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    DH has increased the volume of threads, but not the quality. Been refreshing latest threads for a while now and it's always the same old. Ugh.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie DH has increased the volume of threads, but not the quality. Been refreshing latest threads for a while now and it's always the same old. Ugh.

    Shut the fuck up whiny kidfucker.
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up whiny kidfucker.

    I know you're content with mediocrity but you don't have to be so militant about it.
  9. Originally posted by Sophie DH has increased the volume of threads, but not the quality. Been refreshing latest threads for a while now and it's always the same old. Ugh.

    They didn't send their finest
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Here's a fun story. It's 1941, WAR! Hitler and Nazi Germany have won in Europe, Britain is holding out in Africa but back at home they're feeling the effects of the blitz. After the fall of Greece, Crete is next on the menu for the the German army. So an airborne invasion is cooked up by Kurt Student of the Luftwaffe's XI Fliegerkorps. He has the clout to cook an operation up like that because he and his Fallschirmjäger were instrumental in the battle for The Hague. The invasion is dubbed Operation Mercury and scheduled to take place that May.

    And take place it does. It's kind of a failure though, because the paratroopers fail to secure their objectives properly and only manage to create beachheads by deploying significant reinforcements. The Luftwaffe will lose a lot of troop transports in this process. It also helps, that the allied commander in charge of the defense of Crete was convinced the invasion would come by sea and failed to engage the German army in a proper counter attack while the beachheads were forming. Needless to say, Germany manages to win the battle for Crete. Britain suffers another defeat however, they do manage to evacuate most of their senior personnel. The running joke among the British forces being evacuated is that they're getting a special medal made for them for their efforts in Crete, they say that the inscription on it will say: EX CRETA

    Now that's funny.
  11. Headspin Houston
    Oh. Like poop. I got it.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i “relapsed” on the shit i’m known for, for a quick vacation from a wack headspace caused personal relationship drama that seems to follow me a lot. it was festering and i knew it was the wrong choice but also somehow felt it might help. still tbd on that.

    i know i’m partially to blame in a lot of interpersonal relationship issues but it’s interesting that there’s also other shit that i do that causes issues unbeknownst to me. like the people in my life whose annoying quirks i get tired of. i like to think i’m especially perceptive of times where i’m being sneak dissed or other times people are not showing reciprocity like i feel they should and i can get as brash as a 300 lb female medical coder/biller about my respect now that i’ve been loving myself and it’s OK to not take any shit but that’s just my opinion, man and maybe i should put away the microscope but i can’t.. yeah i’m roasting some good exotic weed over here..

    i just wanted to get my mind to go blank and here at 4 AM it is quite blank though clearly i’m still up a lil bit like a bartender in new orleans.
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i want a vacation from my shitty headspace
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie I know you're content with mediocrity but you don't have to be so militant about it.

    Shut the fuck up whiny kidfucker.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER i want a vacation from my shitty headspace

    Drop shrooms brah
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im trying to get some, at least to microdose if i stop taking antidepressants again
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Headspin Oh. Like poop. I got it.

    It's a big brain joke and i am glad you got it.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Spent the afternoon giving that girl a damn good rogering in the woods by mine. Been a while since I fucked outdoors, felt liberating.
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  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Spent the afternoon giving that girl a damn good rogering in the woods by mine. Been a while since I fucked outdoors, felt liberating.

    Nice. Glad you didn't get splinter dick.
  20. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Never ran with a clique, I'm a posse, kamikaze, strapping a motherfucking bomb across me

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