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2018-08-04 at 3:20 AM UTC in A secret forum for intelligent people?
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2018-08-04 at 2:54 AM UTC in A secret forum for intelligent people?
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2018-08-04 at 2:51 AM UTC in Jesus Christ Marie they're not rocks they're minerals
Originally posted by 🐿 There's so damn many. By far my favorite show like many.
Hardest question of my life.
Of course this is the hardest question of your life, you fucking useless cunt. What's your life even consist of? What emoji to send at the end of a text?
Cunt.
Anyway, my favorite scene from Breaking Bad is the one where Hank dies. Very real, none of that, "Oooh, how's he gonna talk his way out of this one?!" crap that Walter's been pulling the entire series. There is no talking out of it this time, and Hank knows that. "You're too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago". BOOM.
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2018-08-04 at 2:41 AM UTC in A secret forum for intelligent people?
Originally posted by infinityshock narrator literally said 'ASS-burgers' instead of the proper pronunciation of 'az-per-jurz'
It IS pronounced ass-burgers.
https://www.autism.org.uk/get-involved/media-centre/how-to-talk.aspxAsperger is a German name and should be pronounced with a hard 'G', as there is no soft 'G' in the German language. As a guide, Asperger should rhyme with the surname of the famous racing driver Gerhard Berger. Someone wrote to us to say that that people might see negative connotations with the wrong pronunciation when a soft 'G' is used. She pointed out that 'Asperges' with a soft 'G' (as in purge) is the name of a religious rite, a purging ceremony, concerned with the purging of sin. 'Aspergere' is Latin for 'to wash or sprinkle'.
You don't even know how to pronounce common words, and I'm supposed to take dietary advice from you? -
2018-08-04 at 2:30 AM UTC in A secret forum for intelligent people?
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2018-08-04 at 2:25 AM UTC in People who travel but only go to Europe"Hey guys, let's go to that club!"
§m£ÂgØL: "NO! YOU CAN GO TO CLUBS ANYWHERE!!!"
"Oh... okay... well, let's go buy some dinner then."
§m£ÂgØL: "NO! YOU CAN EAT FOOD ANYWHERE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Jesus. Um... well, let's climb that mountain and breathe in that wonderful, non-polluted air."
§m£ÂgØL: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THAT A JOKE? THERE'S PLENTY OF PLACES TO BREATHE AIR. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT HERE." *holds breath, passes out, and hopefully dies* -
2018-08-04 at 2:20 AM UTC in People who travel but only go to Europe
Originally posted by HTS And if/when you do, §m£ÂgØL, I'll be disappointed if you ever go back. I mean, what would be the point? Not only the same continent, but the same country? Twice? How boring would you have to be? 😅
Why does he keep coming back to this forum, when there's so many other communities on the internet he could be visiting every day? -
2018-08-04 at 2:18 AM UTC in People who travel but only go to Europe
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL All of their stories are the same. They smoked weed in Amsterdam. They went clubbing in Berlin. They took a taxi on the opposite side of the road.
They do these things because they desire adventure, but only want a safe, familiar adventure.
I mean why would you spend the money to travel if you are just doing the same shit you do at home? Yeah, the beer is better in Germany, and you can probably get some good food in France, but why not actually do something new?
Not that there's anything wrong with going to Europe, but I don't get why someone would go again and again and again. It's such an utter waste of time and money. Not like European culture is much different from American culture.
Why are you looking at their vacation like a robot traveling from city to city?
Beep boop, robot go here! Beep boop, robot go there!
All sorts of crazy things happen on holidays, that people aren't telling you. For example, when you tell people about your roadtrip, you don't say, "OH AND I WAS CUCKED INTO RAISING ANOTHER MAN'S KID". Of course not, silly. :P You tell people about the landmarks you saw; stuff that's socially acceptable to tell to strangers, that everyone can easily resonate with.
Your autistic brain may just see a trip around Europe as "vising this museum" and "visiting that landmark", but it's the journey, not the destinations. It's the unique stuff that happens to every individual person that matters on a vacation. -
2018-08-04 at 2:11 AM UTC in Did any female from DH even have a father in their life growing up?
Originally posted by Helladamnleet I don't recall that offshoot. I thought it basically went Totse -> Zoklet -> Into Sanctuary -> RDFRN -> Here
Yeah, I known about Totseans, the old New Totse, Totse 3, Notse, The Damage Done
There's an internet world outside of your little Totse bubble, you fucking loser. -
2018-08-04 at 2:09 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."Fun fact: when I was traveling home this morning, with lots of worries and questions in my head, I had this song come up on my playlist.
It really resonated with me. -
2018-08-04 at 2:06 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."
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2018-08-04 at 1:36 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.Woke up feeling great despite my life changing news last night. Clear headed. Very happy with results of this diet so far.
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2018-08-04 at 1:31 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."*carves "enter was here" into the ceiling*
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2018-08-04 at 1:30 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."Who knows... this could be the thing that makes me finally grow up. Sure, it didnt work for Bill Krozby, or zek, or daddykisser (oldskool user reference for the diehard fans), but I might plan to actually stick around.
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2018-08-04 at 1:27 AM UTC in A man is at his best when he wax on, but no whacks off."I, I, I, I, I".
Every journalist is such a fucking undeserving narcissist. Nobody cares you were a child of the 80s. That isnt an accomplishment. Just talk about the movie and your shitty metaphor to fapping.
I didnt jerk off and got a girl pregnant. Fuck you. -
2018-08-04 at 1:23 AM UTC in relationships are weird
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2018-08-04 at 1:22 AM UTC in Did any female from DH even have a father in their life growing up?
Originally posted by joerell During a rough time on DH you also told me a story about your dad before he passed away…long ago. Something about an animal…can't remember now. You were laughing so hard it took 10 private messages to get it out…lol. Have a good one at work.
This is the worst post I have ever read since signing up to totse in 2004. -
2018-08-04 at 1:14 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."
Originally posted by stupid noob lmfao at all you idiots thinking enter actually entered a vagina
"Enter, ANYone can get laid! You put the pussy on the pedestal, bro?"
"Wait, you got laid? No you didnt. Thats impossible!"
Nice fat wife, btw. How does it feel Ive never resorted to fucking a fat chick, you fat wife fucker? Do you feed her bacon while you screw, fatty fat wife fucker?
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Anyway, I am going to be a father, I know this 100% sure. I am not being §m£ÂgØL'd. Or trolling lol. I even brought up the paternity test, and she was completely understandable and cool with that. Last night was actually okay. We even had sex again. -
2018-08-03 at 10:04 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."
Originally posted by HTS Chill out. Don't get §m£ÂgØL'd. Paternity tests nigga. It ain't your baby.
Hahahaha §m£ÂgØL'd. Okay I feel better. And youre right. Only thing that worries me is we had sex twice without a condom. Like she wanted that, which makes me think she did this on purpose, which she denies. Like, why do this on purpose with multiple guys so she isnt sure? Ugh. -
2018-08-03 at 9:58 AM UTC in "Pregnancy test says yes."Just got that text. Im on the tram home from work. Im having anxiety attack. This is the only thing keeping me distracted, typing this on my phone. Typing what im feeling. Breatbe. She just sent another message asking me to come over. This is fucked. This is fucked... what the fuck. Breathe. My whole life has changed.