Posts by Enterita

1. 2018-08-03 at 4:19 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Made a thread about what?
   Being a fat peice of shit trying to cut carbs as a get thin quick attempt(because you’re fat and lazy) to actually get some ass that you don’t have to pay for from Tinder hoes .. instead of working out and just eating healthy but you’re too dumb to see it’s not your fat ass ..but your fat mouth that women hate?
   
   That thread fam?
   
   Fuckin genius ROFL

   
   I'm not fat, I'm cutting carbs to fix my mental/brain health.
   
   You projecting there, fatass?
2. 2018-08-03 at 3:50 AM UTC in A story. Read!!!
   Enterita African Astronaut
   A couple wanted a night out away from the kids, so they hired a babysitter. The sitter put the kids to bed early, and was getting quite hungry by the end of the night. She called the the parents and asked if she could use the Hellmann's mayonnaise in the cabinet to make a sandwich. There was silence on the phone. "Get the kids out of the house, I'll call the police," the dad said. "We don't have Hellmann's."
   
   Forward this to 5 other ppl and your crush will ask u out at midnight!
3. 2018-08-03 at 3:32 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra not an actual thing

   
   Umm actaully it is, I used to have a witch therapist thing who got most of the bad toxins out of me once. She actually gave me an "exorcism".
4. 2018-08-03 at 3:20 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
   Enterita African Astronaut
5. 2018-08-03 at 2:59 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I'm not taking nutritional advice from ANYBODY on this forum for drug addicts.
6. 2018-08-03 at 1:59 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Come on bro don't do this to yourself….it's not going to work out well. Go have yourself a bowl of whole wheat pasta or brown rice. Or Kashi cereal. Also you better be staying hydrated.

   
   Yeah I drink plenty of water. I'll just try this out for a month.
7. 2018-08-03 at 1:52 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Ugh so sick. Been sitting on the dunny for like 2 hours now.
8. 2018-08-03 at 1:50 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Nope. Carbohydrates are the body's preferred energy source. To completely remove them from your diet is a very bad move on your part. You're feeling sick because you have no readily available fuel to burn for energy. You need glucose in your system, Son. Eliminate bad (simple) carbs like processed grains… eat good carbs… which are complex carbohydrates.

   
   Not taking advice from someone who literally flirts with women on a forum.
9. 2018-08-03 at 1:45 AM UTC in A message to all the DH users.
   Enterita African Astronaut
10. 2018-08-03 at 1:43 AM UTC in Posting among these DH fucks, it's like I'm in that movie Idiocracy.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand You are disturbed
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Moron 😘

    
    Fat cunt. Get cancer and die slow and painfully.
11. 2018-08-03 at 1:42 AM UTC in If you care about any celebrity gossip, then youre a piece of shit.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand No
    
    
    
    Logic
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    You moron

    
    Wheres the leap in logic because I listened to my friend ramble on about kanye, you stupid cunt?
12. 2018-08-03 at 1:41 AM UTC in Posting among these DH fucks, it's like I'm in that movie Idiocracy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    I hope your avatar is legit and you really do smoke. I hope you get cancer.
13. 2018-08-03 at 1:41 AM UTC in Posting among these DH fucks, it's like I'm in that movie Idiocracy.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand 😴😴😴😴

    
    I hate you. Hate.
14. 2018-08-03 at 1:39 AM UTC in If you care about any celebrity gossip, then youre a piece of shit.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand So you’re paying attention and reporting therefore you care……..making you, again, the “dumb cunt” 😬

    
    Hatred.
15. 2018-08-03 at 1:39 AM UTC in Posting among these DH fucks, it's like I'm in that movie Idiocracy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    "4 plus 4 is 8."
    
    "Ummmm no because by that logic umm woo sex."
    
    Hate all of you.
16. 2018-08-03 at 1:37 AM UTC in If you care about any celebrity gossip, then youre a piece of shit.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand So you’re saying you pay attention to this crap and therefore are a piece of shit….
    
    
    And by default
    
    Also a moron

    
    Im quoting someone who was going on about that you dumb cunt. See the quote marks?
17. 2018-08-03 at 1:36 AM UTC in If you care about any celebrity gossip, then youre a piece of shit.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Shitfucker I used to watch TMZ.

    
    Lmao those people are the scum of the earth.
18. 2018-08-03 at 1:35 AM UTC in If you care about any celebrity gossip, then youre a piece of shit.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung You sure are an opinionated little bastard. What should we care about .. in ur not -so -humble opinion?

    
    Yourself.
19. 2018-08-03 at 1:35 AM UTC in I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Feeling sick as fuck. Its just the bad toxins leaving my body though.
20. 2018-08-03 at 1:29 AM UTC in The new theme helps with depression.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Does this dripping little vagina ever stop oozing emotion?

    
    "Waaaaa! The man on the internet is making sensitive posts! Waaaaa!"