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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut


    THIS IS ALL I WANT. JUST SOMETHING RESEMBLING THAT, SO IT'S NOT JUST A MOP TOP.

    I HAVE PERFECT FUCKING HAIR, BUT NO, NOTHING WORKS. NO POM, NO CLAY, NO GEL, FUCKING NOTHING. IT ALWAYS STICKS BACK UP, AND IF IT DOES WORK, IT STICKS UP OR BECOMES A FUCKING WEIRD TEXTURE WITHIN AN HOUR.

    IT SOMEWHAT REEMBLES THAT IF I ADD CLAY WHILE IT'S WET, THEN DRY WITH A HAIRDRYER ON HOT, DRY WITH A HAIRDRYER ON COLD, ADD MORE CLAY, AND THEN ADD HAIRSPRAY, ALL WHILE STYLING IT WITH A COMB AND MY FINGERS BUT WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT SHIT TAKES LIKE 15 MINUTES. I HAVE TO DO THAT EVERY FUCKING MORNING?!!! BULL FUCKING SHIT.

    WHY ISN'T THERE A PRODUCT WHERE I CAN JUST PUT IT IN MY HANDS AND SLICK THAT SHIT BACK?!!! THERE FUCKING IS, THERE HAS TO BE.

    I FUCKING HATE THE SHIT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH JUST TO APPEAL TO WOMEN SO I CAN BREAK THEIR HEARTS.
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist how the fuck was she left sitting there without a scratch, lol.



    .

    Fucking hilarious how unfair life is. That narcissistic, worthless cunt ends up without a scratch, while the guy is unrecognizable.
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apt Forum quality just improved by 70%

    Thanks!
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    Women are pure evil, narcissistic cunts. Here's another example, this time it's her own flesh and blood:

    http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4

    "My sister's fucking dying! Lemme take a selfie!"
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    ...had her leg crushed by the wheel of a truck? She's lying on a beach, and screaming in pain. Pretty sure it's from a non-English speaking country.

    I originally saw this video in 2005 or so, and I've wanted to rewatch it ever since. Her screams and cries of agony were amazing. I'm actually tearing up from joy just remembering it right now. Hope it was agonizing as your tears made it out to be, you fucking bitch. :)

    Until then, women gore thread! Let's start with a classic:

  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    https://gfycat.com/PleasingUnnaturalalliGAYtor

    Say it with me now:

    women 👏 are 👏 soulless 👏 cunts 👏
  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    Every woman on this website is a disgusting ugly whore, especially the outlier you're thinking of right now.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    There's no such thing as the past or the future, just the present. And we are already dead.
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by yum Holy fuck enter did you rub her feet too? Do you realize while she was teaching you to eat pussy she was completely emotionally uninvolved basically using you as a crappy dildo? Do you know how much she laughs about that now and tells guys she s fucking how much of a loser you were who couldn't even eat pussy? Do you know how much her eyes rolled at all your "good morning" texts? Do you realize that not only did this girl break your heart, an AUSTRALIAN girl broke your heart?

    .............................



    I hate them. I fucking HATE them.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ How was your pussy eating experience?

    I actually did like it...
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    I was a mess. I was a fucking mess. It felt like my insides had been ripped away, and I was just an empty shell of what I once was.

    I was so fulfilled when with her... I actually enjoyed life. I didn't worry about death, or reality, or any of those existential questions.

    THEN SHE FUCKING TOOK MY SOUL, STOMPED ON IT AND LAUGHED.

    THE GIRL WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO EAT PUSSY. I ACTUALLY ATE HER FUCKING PUSSY. THE ONE THING I WOULD NEVER DO, AND I DID IT FOR HER, AND SHE FUCKING DESTROYED MY SOUL.

    But I wasn't going to act so cliche. I wasn't going to HATE WOMEN AGAIN just because a girl broke up with me.

    I actually did give them all ONE MORE CHANCE...

    I immediately went to my phone and asked out another girl I had been talking to recently. She agreed to meet me after her shift at work for lunch at 1pm.

    The following day, I woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, and started driving to her work to pick her up for the date. Suddenly I got a text message:

    hey sorry work is really busy! i have to stay behind… can we get food at 3pm instead?

    ..................

    She fucking rejected me.

    SHE FUCKING REJECTED ME.

    "Durrrr, Enter, she wasn't rejecting you, just rescheduling." OH SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHE KNEW I WAS FUCKING BUSY THAT DAY, I TOLD HER I HAD THIS TO DO. SHE RESCHEDULED COZ SHE KNEW I'D SAY NO, SO SHE COULD REJECT ME WITHOUT ACTUALLY REJECTING.

    THE CUNT.

    I KNEW FOR FUCKING SURE THAT THEY DESERVED TO PAY EMOTIONALLY AND LEGALLY FROM THAT MOMENT ON. ALL WOMEN WERE OUT TO HURT ME. THEY WERE ALL OUT TO TRAMPLE ON MY FUCKING HEART. WELL FROM THEN ON I WOULD TRAMPLE ON THEIRS.

    YOU THINK I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU, CUNT? I'M FAKING. I'M FUCKING FAKING. I HAVE A TALLY NOW.

    GIRLS WHO HAVE REJECTED/BROKEN UP WITH ENTER: 4

    GIRLS ENTER HAS REJECTED/BROKEN UP WITH: 5

    I'M WINNING, BITCHES. :)
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer I'd hazard a guess that you have lovingly named your penis: The Big Guy

    for you
  13. Enterita African Astronaut
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    prisoner to nazi meth distributors, forcing yourself to imagine yourself as a woodworker to escape to a better place



    boy, what did this forum do without me?
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung My life will never stabilize completely into a consistent routine. I will perpetually struggle with cycling on and off. I will never get out of my comfort zone and develop significant self growth… let alone self-actualization.

    Good. I'm really glad that your life is so shit. It brings me great pleasure.

    I genuinely hope your mother gets cancer and she suffers a long, painful death that you have to endure by her bedside. That isn't me trying to be edgy, I actually hope that happens. It'd be so fucking funny to me. I'm actually laughing while picturing it.

    Hahahhahaa... your dying fucking mother. What a useless old cunt. She raised a pathetic fucking son, too. A fucking faggot son.
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Ever since my traumatizing breakup, I've realized that all women really ARE soulless, hurtful creatures. Beforehand, there was a slither of doubt in my mind, but now I know for certain.

    But there is one thing that my relationship taught me, and that is:

    Confidence

    Like, real confidence. Whenever I would talk to a woman before my relationship, I would be thinking, "Oh god, I'm such a loser. She HATES talking to me..." but now I go in with the thought that under the right circumstances, this bitch would fuck me.

    I am finally innately confident.

    And that's where the truth sociopathy comes in. I can get into the "zone" of being a charming, positive guy, who can make women swoon. I've already stood TWO women up on dates within a week from my breakup, and told another one she was unfuckable after seeing her naked, LITERALLY MAKING HER CRY IN FRONT OF ME LMAO. And it's all thanks to that beautiful word CONFIDENCE.

    Before my relationship:

    Me: Hi, how are you?
    Girl: yep good...

    After my relationship:

    Me: Hi, how are you?
    Girl: Hey!! Good! :D How are you?

    There is NOTHING different about me except for confidence. Girls can smell it. But it has to be real. It has to be fucking INNATE.

    Once you have that confidence, then my friends, you can make your move.

    "Hey let's go out to dinner Friday night, your treat!"

    "Haha... I'll have to check my work schedule, but sure."

    ^ They always pretend they MIGHT not be able to make it, to not seem like whores. It's hilarious, because then when you don't show up, guess who gets pissy? What's that, cunt? You sad you not getting dikked?

    "But Enter, I tried this, and she just sent me a text message saying 'umm okay...' or something similar, implying she doesn't care. How can I jerk off to such a shit reaction?"

    When you see her in real life, take note of the way she behaves around you. A quiver in her voice, no eye contact, etc. And talk to her friends -- they have the goss of what she really thinks! They'll tell you about how she never felt so disrespected. The sheltered CUNT.

    But that's when you apologize. That's when you say something came up -- your mother fell ill, etc. Make up something that nobody can be mad about.

    So you get a second date.

    Actually show up to this one. From here you have multiple options:

    - Get into the bedroom with her, and when she gets naked, laugh at her naked body and say you can't fuck that thing. This should make most women cry if you do it right.

    OR

    - Continue to date her, ask her to marry you, and then ghost her completely. Cut off all contact. She will be so fucking distressed, especially if she's older and you wasted years of her life regarding her biological clock/marriage and kids plans.

    This is how easy it is, folks! You can LEGALLY destroy women that easily! A fun way to spend your weekends. :)
  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I'm pretty sure they're the same person. Enterita's style matches Panthrax exactly. He never used to be so edgy tryhard

    You know what doesn't match?

    You and your son's DNA.

    (Spoilers for Hitchhiked Into Conception 2: The Cuckening)
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    ^ lmao
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks I was really starting to believe I’d never get called a cunt again, it wouldn’t have been the same

    Never post in one of my threads again. This isn't a joke. This isn't me being cute. I know you're thinking, "Haha, he's just exaggerating and kidding around with me. :P" But no. Never fucking talk to me on this site, you fucking balding cunt.


    Originally posted by NARCassist it is winter in australia atm.

    hey enter, good to see you back pal. we got a few more chicks here now for you to hate on.



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    Yeah, I'm freezing my balls off. And good, I'll have fun getting them to fuck off. Any user from Dating Hotel or whatever the name of that place is called is an automatic enemy. I will be the Donald Trump of this place, making space great again by getting rid of all the illegals.


    Originally posted by Obbe Welcome back buddy!

    Thanks, fag!
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'RE A FUCKING DRUG ADDICT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

    YOU LITERALLY POSTED ON A WEBSITE FOR HOOKING UP WITH SLAGS FROM THE FUCKING INTERNET.

    LMAO.

    YOU FUCKING DISEASE-RIDDEN, DRUG-ADDICTED, FUCKING LOSER



    YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS, PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.

    LEAVE THIS FUCKING SITE, DATING HOTEL COCKSUCKER.

    AND FUCK A CHICK UNDER 150 POUNDS YOU FUCKING LOSER.
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