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A man is at his best when he wax on, but no whacks off.

  1. 2018-08-04 at 1:18 AM UTC
    #1
    HTS highlight reel
    http://www.beltoftruth.com/what-mr-miyagi-can-teach-us-about-overcoming-pornography-addiction/

    Whatever punches Satan throws at you, the Lord has taught you how to defend yourself.
  2. 2018-08-04 at 1:27 AM UTC
    #2
    Enterita African Astronaut
    "I, I, I, I, I".

    Every journalist is such a fucking undeserving narcissist. Nobody cares you were a child of the 80s. That isnt an accomplishment. Just talk about the movie and your shitty metaphor to fapping.

    I didnt jerk off and got a girl pregnant. Fuck you.
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  3. 2018-08-04 at 1:30 AM UTC
    #3
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enterita I didnt jerk off and got a girl pregnant. Fuck you.

    As the Lord intended. You're finally becoming the man He meant for you to be when He died on Calvary for you.
  4. 2018-08-04 at 1:41 AM UTC
    #4
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Lol @ belt of truth
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  5. 2018-08-07 at 4:42 AM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    god hates fags
  6. 2018-08-07 at 5:05 AM UTC
    #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  7. 2018-08-07 at 5:58 AM UTC
    #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I find that very gramaeble.
  8. 2018-08-07 at 12:10 PM UTC
    #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    This only aplies to boys and men. God doesn't mind women touching themselves..ha!ha!
  9. 2018-08-07 at 12:22 PM UTC
    #9
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian god hates fags

    god is a fag tho



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  10. 2018-08-07 at 3:58 PM UTC
    #10
    Madman African Astronaut
    Pornography, drugs, rocknroll
  11. 2018-08-07 at 10:29 PM UTC
    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist god is a fag tho



    .

    Then why does it say "in god we trust" on dollars?
  12. 2018-08-07 at 11:23 PM UTC
    #12
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by tee hee hee This only aplies to boys and men. God doesn't mind women touching themselves..ha!ha!

    This is true. No seed is wasted when girls do it!

    But you can't go wasting eggs by not getting pregnant either. Once a girl is ripe, she needa the rape.
  13. 2018-08-07 at 11:55 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hey HTS,

    this money hates you

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  14. 2018-08-08 at 1:57 AM UTC
    #14
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian hey HTS,

    this money hates you


    Money loves me. Probably because I'm so indifferent to it. It's always trying to get into my pants. I don't even have to work for it.
  15. 2018-08-08 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #15
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian hey HTS,

    this money hates you


    mommy
  16. 2018-08-09 at 2:33 AM UTC
    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enterita mommy

    u w0t
  17. 2018-08-09 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Lol @ belt of truth

    The entire God's soldier outfit is fucking hilarious.
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