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Posts by Enterita

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Lala is a strong, empowered woman. If she doesn't need no babies, then she doesn't need no babies. 😡

    She isn't strong and empowered though; she depends on the company of men which is why she meets up with them on "dating forums". This isn't a slight against her personally -- a lot of us are like that. For example, my daily "waaaa a girl didn't act flirty towards me!" threads. The only reason I stopped those is because I actually have something more going for me now, which coincidentally, is a child.

    It's too late for ohfralala to become "strong and empowered". But it's not too late for kids. Soon it will be though, and then she's more fucked than LSD's mother in a kitchen full of drunk coffees.
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Everyone alive is a product of breeding, but there's probably never been a time in history where everyone alive successfully bred. Or wanted to.

    Think about the nuns, Enter.

    The nuns are adament about not having children, because they're devoted to god. ohfralala just admitted if she became pregnant she would be excited about it.

    She wants kids.

    HTS, you're a smart person, and you know I'm right in this case. Once she hits 40, she's going to have a legitimate mental breakdown. Don't deny it just because you're her friend. This would actually do her a favor, and force her to get out of her denial and fix things before it's too late.
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala My friends with kids make me want kids less and less though if I’m being honest.

    I need to point out how awful this argument is, by the way.

    "My friends have kids and they look like SUCH a handful, so I'm going to go against the biological and instinctual urge to procreate like the 108 billion people before me, for the last 50,000 years! Lol honest guys! It's not because I'm getting REALLY close to 40 and I think I fucked up big time with that. I genuinely, honestly, just think they might not be... I don't want... my friends' kids are always yelling and stuff... and... oh god... what have I done"
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS I mean… you're on this site, so you're at least a little bit of a loser. No exceptions. 🙃

    Well... yes.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala And as far as kids go I’m good either way. My friends with kids make me want kids less and less though if I’m being honest.

    No you're not, and this is precisely my point. You're good either way NOW, because your options are still open. Once you hit 40, I guarantee you're going to go through something very traumatic.

    You can reply in disbelief and ignorance in an attempt to "get" me, but it's 100% true, and nothing you say will take away the pleasure of me knowing that.
  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS If I can get a guy to shoot baby gravy into my anus hole, I don't think a woman like lala is going to have any trouble. Even if she were enormous and her sweat smelled like spoiled tacos, there'd be a guy to put a baby in her if she wanted.

    Guys are pathetic. They'll fuck anything.

    And lala is beautiful, so it's doubly a non-issue. 😡

    I would rather spend the rest of my life with you than her. And that isn't because I hold a grudge against her or anything. I am willing to bet that any man who can get past their social hangups about "trannies" would choose you over her, or similar fat older women like her. I'm being 100% genuine here. I was almost going to just PM this to you, or you'd misconstrue it as lying just to insult her publicly.
  7. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd like to chalk myself up on the changed his mind column. I don't know why I like you now (actually I do), but I do.

    You've grown on me. I'll expound if you want I. Don't want to thiugh

    It's because every thread I make now isn't the same shit making fun of women.
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    The biological clock is ticking, my heavyset woman. But it's okay, because you're telling yourself that you don't actually want kids, even though you're open to the idea.

    I have some bad news.

    Any woman who isn't 100% sure she doesn't want kids, actually wants kids.

    And soon you will be 40, and too old to have them. And that's one of the most horrific things a woman who wants kids can go through.

    Well, fortunately you can attract a mate easily enough. Wait, sorry, I forgot. You're self-proclaimed "heavy-set", aren't you? You're a great big fat woman.

    A great big fat woman about to hit her mid-30s. The type of guy willing to breed and settle down with that isn't very... well... you might have a little trouble finding a suitable father for your children, especially since you're still in denial about wanting them.

    Nah, nah, I'm sure you'll be fine... I mean, you've probably got lots of guys available, which is why you spend a lot of your free time talking to guys you'll never meet on a dating forum. Because that's what women with an active romantic life do.

    You're a vastly overweight (not "curvy"), older woman who has no real romantic prospects so fills the void by chatting to guys online who'll never have to see the real her. Hm, that's not good.

    Oh well! I'm sure you'll find a guy who falls in love with all that sooner or later. Someone to grow old with. Yeah, that'll definitely happen. You'll be fine.
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala How do you know that aren’t just fucking with you in return?

    You're giving §m£ÂgØL an excuse to use his "lol i was j-just trolling, guys" out for the millionth time.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    ...people I've personally insulted.

    Some of my closest friends from Totse and Zoklet are people I insulted, and then found out they could take a joke and insult me back without being personally offended. They were cool people.

    But at NIS, if you insult them (§m£ÂgØL, DH users, for example) they start acting all mopey and hold a grudge towards you forever. I think this is just a low testosterone thing though, which makes sense for the female DH users, but not so much for Gol-- oh wait, no. Yeah, that makes sense.
  11. Enterita African Astronaut
    Googled ways to get rid of a sore throat, the top one is "gargle salt water". Oh my god, just drink it you fucking pussy.

    Drunk salt water and now my sore throat is pretty much fixed. Fuck, I hate normies. "GARGGGLEEEE LIKE THE LITTLE CUCK YOU ARE."
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Cream of Bullshit isn't funny.

    But nothing is funny anymore.

    Nothing.

    The show "Nathan For You" is the only funny thing that has existed in the last 20 years.
  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Sore throat, light headed... stomach keeps making weird noises.

    Might start taking more supplements.
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What will you name it? Enterita Jr.? Enterita the II?

    She names if girl, I name if boy.

    If it's a boy, I will name him after my favorite Totsean of all time, and call him Speckles.

    ...Named after a user I used to talk to in 2005, Speckly_Pete77.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Unwyred What the flying fuck are you talking about?

    I was quoting arguably the most famous film of all time (#1 on imdb), in an attempt to have my references appeal to the type of normie who would vanity search their own username. Guess it didn't work.
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 meeting malice on the bus

  17. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I would also like to add that you continue to hit it as often as possible. Something about that preggo pussy do be fly son!

    That'll be interesting. And yeah, it's good to have regular sex again. I can't even remember what life was like without this, even though I went without it for years.
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Like Polio

    He keeps a journal documenting every post ……diligently recording NIS events

    I looked at the thread we're all in right now.

    Actually, I didn't even have to scroll up. I moved my eyes to the top of the screen.

    That's the amount of effort that took.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand LJ is my friend Enter….friendship may be something you’ll never understand….so I’ll let this lame dis pass


    Remember Enter…..always have your friends backs 😉

    When you get one you’ll understand

    That's exactly the point I was making; that you couldn't admit it was unfunny, because you didn't want to hurt your friend's feelings.
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ~L J~ 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ I moved on 30 mins ago. It’ll be ok, bud.

    Your last involvement in this thread was 15 minutes ago.
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