Posts by Enterita

1. 2018-06-18 at 10:35 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra kind of want to loop this into a spinning george avatar, but that would be participating in international jediry

   
   Only Jerry is a jedi.
2. 2018-06-18 at 10:34 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Nobody wants to be the one to call a truce first even though we're both aware nobody's fooling the other one and these arguments are a huge waste of time and energy.
3. 2018-06-18 at 10:33 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra this is becoming DH-tier gayness

   
   He fawkin' started it.
4. 2018-06-18 at 10:32 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lg
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I'm going to hire a hooker and say I have a verbal abuse fetish, and ask if I can verbally abuse her for 45 minutes, and make her cry.
5. 2018-06-18 at 10:31 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut
6. 2018-06-18 at 10:30 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Ooh, surely it must be just one person right, Enter? Surely it was just that once, right?

   
   
7. 2018-06-18 at 10:25 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Of course I'm not going to do that: then you wouldn't trust them any more. Just like you threw a hissy fit and had a breakdown last time.
   
   Wow, Enter's brainpower sure does drop when he's asspained.

   
   I was kidding, I actually PM'd all of my closest friends here as soon as I started posting to prove to them it was really me.
8. 2018-06-18 at 10:25 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Honestly, how gay do you have to be to coordinate in PMs to pretend to like each other's shit jokes and save face?
   
   You can double down as hard as you want to convince them otherwise, but here is the problem with your approach: I do not give a fuck what your butt buddies think. I am only publicly humiliating you because, as demonstrated, it obviously matters to you, not to me. You and I already know my absolute dominance over you.

   
   
9. 2018-06-18 at 10:22 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Must also suck to know that some of the ones you trust most, still send me screnshots of your gay little PMs and we laugh together at you.

   
   You should have posted this after I had been on the site for more than a day and had actually sent PM's to people.
10. 2018-06-18 at 10:16 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Captain Falcon is not a bad person but he appears to be genuinely mentally ill.
    
    In this thread alone he has accused people of conspiring against him, and posted random sign up dates to "prove" his "theories", among random spurs of hostile anger:
    
    

    Originally posted by Captain Worthless, worthless, worthless, you cuck piece of shit.
    
    Captain
    Tuskegee Airman
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    Join Date 2018-05-24

    
    I think people should refuse to reply to him with anything except the fact of his mental illness until he seeks professional care, but that's just, like, my opinion man.
11. 2018-06-18 at 10:10 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Maybe if you send out enough PMs, you can convince someone to act like they believe you

    
    Daily reminder that Captain Falcon, like so many users on here, has paranoid schizophrenia and thinks users are conspiring against him in private messages.
    
    It's actually sad, and I'm not going to make fun of it.
    
    But you are mentally ill, and should seek help.
12. 2018-06-18 at 10:07 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    
    
    I WANNA BE A MEAT BOY
    ALL I WANNA BE IS SOFT RED
    I WANNA BE A MEAT BOY
    I WANNA USE A BBQ FOR MY BED
13. 2018-06-18 at 10:05 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Yes, yes, I know, part of our deal was that you can deny this all happened, but you don't have to be so prominent about it. Relax bro lol. :P
14. 2018-06-18 at 10:01 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist enter, you know captain faggot was coming out saying you never caused him to tstm and that it was just coincidence or some bollocks. what do you have to say about that now you're here?
    
    
    
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    Let's just say it's a bit of a coincidence that as soon as I left, he returned, innit?
15. 2018-06-18 at 9:50 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Like they've all said in the past - You start a war with Captain Falcon, you are NOT going to win
16. 2018-06-18 at 9:09 AM UTC in why is registration cl
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny tfw you manage a site the majority of the posters are literally mental retarded

    
    HONK?!
17. 2018-06-18 at 9:08 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Captain, I didn't want to do this this time around. I was going to just focus on the Date Hotellers. But you just had to keep pushing it.
18. 2018-06-18 at 9:01 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain I will start my own countdown:
    
    Three.

    
    Seven. Nine.
19. 2018-06-18 at 8:40 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain 3 months on, you still haven't progressed from trying to associate with popular culture as a desperate autistic attempt at getting people to like you.
    
    Your time would be more effectively spent PMing them and having them pretend to like you and find you funny in public.

    
    Seven.
20. 2018-06-18 at 8:15 AM UTC in I need to forget about women and calm myself down with some stand-up comedy.
    Enterita African Astronaut
    *Turns on TV*