"Pregnancy test says yes."

1. 2018-08-04 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #21
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Enterita "Enter, ANYone can get laid! You put the pussy on the pedestal, bro?"
   
   "Wait, you got laid? No you didnt. Thats impossible!"
   
   Nice fat wife, btw. How does it feel Ive never resorted to fucking a fat chick, you fat wife fucker? Do you feed her bacon while you screw, fatty fat wife fucker?
   
   ***
   
   Anyway, I am going to be a father, I know this 100% sure. I am not being §m£ÂgØL'd. Or trolling lol. I even brought up the paternity test, and she was completely understandable and cool with that. Last night was actually okay. We even had sex again.

   
   
2. 2018-08-04 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #22
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Who knows... this could be the thing that makes me finally grow up. Sure, it didnt work for Bill Krozby, or zek, or daddykisser (oldskool user reference for the diehard fans), but I might plan to actually stick around.
3. 2018-08-04 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #23
   Enterita African Astronaut
   *carves "enter was here" into the ceiling*
4. 2018-08-04 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Inb4 troll thread about how the child isn't yours and how women are just whores.
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5. 2018-08-04 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Enterita Who knows… this could be the thing that makes me finally grow up. Sure, it didnt work for Bill Krozby, or zek, or daddykisser (oldskool user reference for the diehard fans), but I might plan to actually stick around.

   
   When will you be giving birth?
6. 2018-08-04 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #26
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   
   
   
   Here’s a crazy concept. You wanna avoid all this anxiety.....wear a condom, and not give a crap what she wants. 🤔
7. 2018-08-04 at 2:05 AM UTC

   #27
   

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   Originally posted by ~L J~
   
   
   Here’s a crazy concept. You wanna avoid all this anxiety…..wear a condom, and not give a crap what she wants. 🤔

   
   That's rape tho. If she wants you to not wear a condom and you do it's rape. She wouldn't have consented to not having sex raw dog.
8. 2018-08-04 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #28
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Inb4 troll thread about how the child isn't yours and how women are just whores.

   
   Naw, you already did that one better, but for realzies.
9. 2018-08-04 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #29
   Enterita African Astronaut
   Fun fact: when I was traveling home this morning, with lots of worries and questions in my head, I had this song come up on my playlist.
   
   
   
   It really resonated with me.
10. 2018-08-04 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #30
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    🤦🏼‍♀️🙄 you guys over analyze posts.
    
    If she wouldn’t accept him wearing a condom then he should’ve said, peace out. He put himself into the stressful situation now by not wearing a condom because that’s what “she wanted”.
11. 2018-08-04 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Breathe.
12. 2018-08-04 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mashlehash Breathe.

    
    No! Whatever you do Enter, DON'T BREATHE!
13. 2018-08-04 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #33
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Who knows… this could be the thing that makes me finally grow up. Sure, it didnt work for Bill Krozby, or zek, or daddykisser (oldskool user reference for the diehard fans), but I might plan to actually stick around.

    You're a fucking moron.
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14. 2018-08-04 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We need to have a baby shower for Enterita.
15. 2018-08-04 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #35
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 You're a fucking moron.

    
    You're fat.
16. 2018-08-04 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #36
    🐿 African Astronaut
    You're a try hard.
17. 2018-08-04 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #37
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I love good competition.
18. 2018-08-04 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #38
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 You're a try hard.

    
    Youre a fat skank.
19. 2018-08-04 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
20. 2018-08-04 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by ~L J~ 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄 you guys over analyze posts.
    
    If she wouldn’t accept him wearing a condom then he should’ve said, peace out. He put himself into the stressful situation now by not wearing a condom because that’s what “she wanted”.

    
    None of this happened
    
    Enter just wants attention and has nothing else to offer but drama and a fake persona, since his real persona isn't any good
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