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Posts That Were Thanked by Xlite

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    holy shit, I had to delete like half the thread because it was literally incoherent shitposting in a topical thread. This is not acceptable. If you don't have a serious on topic response to the subject then don't post in this thread.
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  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Xlite Quit fucking up my thread, faggots.

    ^this
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  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Xlite I don't know man. I mean, i hope we will find some solutions to the problems but it just doesn't look like its going to happen.

    People want this tech because they are miserable and lazy. They are miserable because of society and nobody in power is looking to change that, because nobody will blame society. They prefer to blame individuals and this changes nothing.

    The future might not be a place for me, but that doesn't mean nobody else will be able to thrive there. I'm sure it can work, but its just not a world i want to live in. However, due to the tempting nature of VR i might just find myself doing it anyway.

    You might find this interesting:



    Was going to make a thread for this one but you're probably one of the few who might actually appreciate it anyway.
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  4. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    If females are biologically ready for insemination at around 12 years old then the majority of our ancestors used to fuck and impregnate girls around this age

    Natural vs unnatural is some fucking low IQ dichotomy. If a phenomena exists in nature again and again, such as faggotry, pedophilia, beastiality and Judaism then it is indeed "natural"

    "Natural" does not mean "right" or "efficient" or "morally correct" like many average to low IQ people tend to think, and "unnatural" does not mean "wrong" or "inefficient" or "immoral" either

    Pedophilia (attraction to girls who haven't hit puberty) is "natural" in the technical sense of the word since it can be detected over and over again among homo sapiens, but it's very easy to spit upon it as being a crime against humanity as well as a biologically inefficient measure of behaviour; it does not lead to gene replication.

    The opposite can be said for fucking with condoms on to prevent reproduction and paternity testing to ensure you didn't get cucked. These things are, in my opinion, morally good and efficient, and yet still, some of the most unnatural inventions in organism history
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  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock hermaphrodites arent natural.

    lol. if thats true then so are humans.

    no, the human sex organs serve one purpose…to reproduce.

    id like to see what your urine produces.
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  6. Get one of these plastic fillable umbrella bases.



    Buy some gunpowder and some ball bearings and fill it up.
    I like to put more powder on the bottom and then add the bearings but just whatever you do make sure to shake it up good so you get all available space inside taken up.

    Then just rig it with a pressure switch or however you want it to blow up.

    Lastly go plant it in the park somewhere. Preferably on a play ground.

    If you need help with how to make a pressure plate or hook it to a cellphone to go boom just PM me.

    You're Welcome!
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  7. my grandpa walked down and you had your balls out. I just spent the last 20 minutes trying to explain to a 90 year old man why sometimes people show their balls in a chatroom and how i am not gay.
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  8. I just wanted to say that I really appreciate you keeping this site up and running for all of us.
    I also think you are fairly fair and pretty smart too.
    If nobody has told you yet today, I love you.
    I think you are a great mid-90's website creator.
    Keep up the good work.
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  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Technologist Seems many will try anything for a buzz!

    Reality, consciousness, brains, what else is there? Ask yourself that question. Perhaps that's all there really is. But perhaps everything else is found within a place where these ideas, these things overlap. Some things, some place that is undefinable. To many people, altering certain chemicals in their brains produces what they would simply call "hallucinations". In fact, what we're going to discuss specifically used to be called the "Businessman's Trip", as one could enjoy it, come down, and put your pants back on in the time it takes to eat lunch. It wasn't taken seriously, unless of course you started digging. And some people, including us, did. Already though, to many, this chemical is special amongst others. Very special. To them it represents something more meaningful and incredible, as if it's the gateway to the next level of consciousness, the ticket to a higher reality barely explored by most humans. It is the entry point to a new reality visited only by a select few whose minds have become enlightened through the use of this exotic substance. For this reason, it's commonly referred to as the "spirit molecule"...
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  10. https://streamable.com/efuvo
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ask Lanny about the time he put 30,000 infraction points on my account, effectively banning me for 3,000 years.
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  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Xlite Lately i've thinking alot about abstinence, and just recently i decided to give it a try and i must say i'm quite impressed at the results.

    Eating less:
    It turns out your body doesn't need to eat all the time and that indulging in this sort of behavior is bad for you.
    Fasting forces your brain into survival mode, which increases its overall effectiveness so that it has better chance of surviving in the long run. Not to mention, you lose quite a bit of weight. Bonus: Your dreams becomes so much more vivid and easy to remember.

    Less sex / masturbating:
    Busting a nut every day feels good, but this also has its drawbacks. Looking at the difference between doing that and not doing it at all, i can safely say that refraining from this for a week at the time at least has shitloads of benefits ranging from increased motivation, to increased creativity, to increased libido obviously. I've also noticed the female sex being more interested in me, i wonder if this has something to do with the whoremones (see wut i did thar?) that naturally stacks up when you keep your jizz inside. It could also be pheromones but i lack the scientific evidence to speak of that any further.

    Drugs:
    Obviously it all comes down to which kinda drugs you're using.
    I've noticed less issues with psychedelics and it would appear as if they don't have any immediate downsides so you don't need to break from those. Hash however, is a very good thing to take a break from. After quitting it, my memory has improved, my concentration has improved, my decision making has improved in speed and i no longer mumble or stop to look for words when i speak. Also, quitting hash also has a dramatic effect on my REM sleep, and therefore also dreams. Drugs like mdma, amphetamine, coke, benzos is something i discarded from my diet a long time ago and my overall health thanks me for it. The problem with these drugs is that you need vitamins added in order for your body to handle them for longer periods of time, and people usually don't do that.

    Bitchery/faggotry:
    This is kinda self explanatory. Stay away from people who's negative all the time. We are human beings, and the way we learn is to mirror each other. We do this automatically if certain prerequisites has been met, whether we want to or not. If you stay around negative people, you will eventually yourself adapt some of that behavior. Being positive is where its at, trust the universe. Trust yourself. You are the master of your universe.

    Good advice. I feel motivated.
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  13. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Just to add few things from Reddit, I find it interesting he should the short drop method, should have gone long one. According to some, the short one is far worse for example.

    "The long drop method consists of hanging someone by the neck and dropping them through a trap door far enough that the drop snaps their neck, causing instant death. The short drop method, as the name implies, uses a shorter drop, so the neck doesn't snap, and instead the person just slowly chokes to death - which is what happened here."

    "According to some survivors of short drop hanging, you're head is pressurized by the noose to the point you hear an impossibly loud ringing inside your head and that your muscles clench with such force that ,when removed, the pain was so intolerable you WISHED you were back up there hanging.

    The long drop became the norm because its more humane and effective. The long drop kills you instantly (when done correctly), and can even decapitate you if dropped from a high enough place and with a strong enough rope."


    Full video: https://dbr.ee/LfxN


    Btw, if you're planning to off yourself, don't do it.
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  14. Originally posted by mmQ That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?

    Well, I was just curious to see their reaction. You know, kids.
    And yes they did, and started to run away like crazy chickens. No one died though. They were some badass chickens.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel raped a girl.

    That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?
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  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I did pretty well. I'm about half as inconsistent as most people apparently.



    Now, here's where I'm conflicted:



    I think it's difficult to be a pacifist and also subscribe to the just war theory, but I believe there is a possibility of reconciliation that I haven't taken the time to outline yet. As for my environmental stance, I'm just being lazy.
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  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    http://www.philosophyexperiments.com/health/Default.aspx

    Philosophical Health Check

    The PHC will only take about 5 minutes of your time. We're going to present you with 30 statements. All you've got to do is to indicate whether you agree or disagree with each statement. If you're not sure, then select the response that is closest to your opinion (and then take this into account at the analysis stage).

    You should note that the PHC does not judge whether your responses are right or wrong. The important thing is simply to respond as honestly as possible. Each statement is carefully worded, so you need to pay at least a little bit of attention!

    Post your results so we can compare the inconsistencies in our beliefs.
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  18. One time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.

    They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)

    They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.

    One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.

    The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.

    I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.





    One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.

    One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.

    He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)

    They have a retard baby together now.

    My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.

    I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.

    That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.
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  19. infinityshock Black Hole


    at the end the dudes head 'looks' at the machete.

    brain still functioning after death?
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  20. infinityshock Black Hole


    this is what niggers use tires for...
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