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2020-09-11 at 11:02 PM UTC in Don't come too close, there's nothing to knowI've got a headache again but sometimes its alright if you do. I went to tysons tacos last with a "friend" and I didn't have a mask so I took off my sweater and told him to hold it while I took off my shirt to use as a mask. I think though walking back home I dropped my favorite shirt that was around my neck and I was pretty upset about it because it was my favorite shirt from torchies.
I go out a little while ago and its rush hour and some guy honks at me, totally cat calling raaaare, points downward towards me piece and I just blow it off but I relize of shit I don't have my bandana and I went and picked it up and put it back in my pocket and the dude actuallly went all the way around the block and pulled up to me telling me I dropped my mask and I was like Hey thanks bud and he apologized for honking at me. Some people are actually looking out for other people.
We live in a world of sickness, war, hate, and poverty and I stick to myself for the most part but its always really surprising when someone goes out of their way to help someone out, but I'm like that too to an extent so I get it.
I hope you all have a good friday night. I'm just going to be smoking as I'm trying to cut back on the drinking. I did feel really out of wack this morning though over losing my shirt.
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2020-09-07 at 10:52 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................... (banned)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-02 at 2:10 AM UTC in Is Fona a Fag?Nah I'm not really into fishing gamesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-08 at 4:18 PM UTC in Recommend a bookBrave New WorldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-08 at 7:22 AM UTC in Random image threadHave you seen any of the Hellraiser movies? The first three were really goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-06 at 9:40 AM UTC in Which Bitch ??that's one trap i'd be happy to get caught up in, ya get me fam?
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2018-08-01 at 7:50 AM UTC in I hit a 10yo chick at the gym today...But you convinced him into a threesome and then whatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-30 at 8:11 AM UTC in Yo for realz. Why aint the background space?Yeah, themes (which is the only way you're getting a space background because that shit's getting relegated to a non-default theme. Especially if it's animated) have been on the todo list for a long time now and I've made a couple stabs at it but haven't gotten very far. Think I even told you (Enter) that I was going to see about working on it in the next week like months or years ago. Ooops.
CSS is kinda fiddly work, it can be kinda fun at times but also super tedious at others. There have also been issues beyond motivation getting in the way. I deliberately designed the code with only a minimal consideration towards multiple themes because that's a cheap way to get UI changes out the door faster and in the early days when the codebase was under heavy development and also deployed in production it was one of the least important things (remember, the site didn't have subscriptions, private messages, or admin tools worth a damn when we first moved over from vB). Also every theme you add means each UI change requires another test case (or realistically speaking requires me pushing it to prod while drunk and waiting to see what it broke). Also also theme support is a little wonky in the setup I have, surprisingly it took some fairly deep magicks to produce separate themes that were relatively well optimized.
AAAAAnyway, even though I said something similar last time, I did make some progress on the themes front this weekend and am hoping (although not promising) to get the site's second theme up by the end of next weekend. Probably going to be something taking influence from print media and a lot less colorful than the current one, mostly because I think this site looks a bit suspicious when I'm reading it at work. But once those kinks are worked out a space theme hopefully won't be too hard. PoC image, know it looks like hot shit right now but it's actually significant:
IN FACT if you have any CSS skills you could help write your space theme RIGHT NOW on this feature branch: https://github.com/RyanJenkins/ISS/tree/themes
I know you won't, but I get to revoke your license to complain if you're unwilling to help.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-17 at 5:25 PM UTC in Post your desktop.
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2018-07-17 at 8:45 AM UTC in [Serious] Pedosexuality
Originally posted by joerell Sophie…
"Then we agree."
Not really…maybe you see Benny differently.
"If you truly believe pedophilia is a mental illness than how is it fair to say things like: "No worth to society, kill em all!".
It's not a partisan issue. Besides you didn't really answer my question."
Whether an individual promotes pedophilia or carries it out it's still a mental illness because the legal intent is to harm an innocent victim. When are you going to stop believing it may be normal…when disturbed individuals start fiddling babies or molesting girl's suffering from Down's Syndrome. For the victim there are no benefits being with or knowing a pedo. Most of if not all pedos are mentally deranged and solutions are easy. Execute the murderers and cure the sociopaths when known by strictly keeping them away from children.
"Not necessarily but that's a conversation for another day. What i mean to say is, the pedos that rape and kill are a tiny minority within the minority of pedos themselves. The pedos that don't rape and kill they don't get as much press."
Small regarding those who are caught…yet many cowards hiding or actually involved in crimes we don't even know about. Include prostitution, porn and smuggling it's a pretty lucrative bussiness and all based on using victims. Those who don't rape and kill don't get much press because they hide and are cowards.
"Calm down. Look, first of all, that's a very slippery slope. Who decides who is deranged, you? Are you the supreme arbiter of divine justice? Wanna kill the faggots too? And people with an IQ below 90, everyone with a mental illness?"
There is no slippery slope…remove the rights of innocent kids you no longer have a society worth living in. Allowing parasites to blossom serves no purpose and the helpless should come first. Quit implying BS I never said…sick leftists always think like yourself and why values don't exist anymore. If you don't protect the rights of an innocent kid you will be next…ruled by dictators and those who eliminate even good people standing for justice.
"Even if you consider what is "deranged" as evil, how is it just to use a greater evil(Murder) to get rid of these evils?"
Dude put down the pipe. LMAO.
Sociopathy and psychopathy are diseases that kill people. Sometimes psychopaths will rape/kill children. Sometimes they'll rape/kill adults. Like i said, it has nothing in particular to do with pedophilia."
No sociopathy and psychopathy are mental disorders that can make you kill and rape children, adults or even animals. If progression is not monitored or treated it can create a monster and even individuals who are dormant never lead normal lives. It has everything to do with pedophilia…there are only differing levels of the mental illness. Like I said treat those who are found and execute the ones who have no purpose for living after destroying innocent lives.
has it even registered in your mind what the implications of a society that executes pedophiles even means? you will be giving the power of life and death of every man to children. children who will have a limited understanding of the implications of life and death and the effects and knock on effects of having somebody killed. so every man would be at the mercy of any child who decided to take a disliking to him for whatever reason. so for instance if a guy hooked up with a woman who had children from a previous relationship and a child decided they didn't want this strange man replacing their father, then they could just make a false allegation and problem solved. the state will just take him away and eliminate him forever. simples.
so do you really want to live in that world joerell? because you strike me as the sort of guy that a lot of people would likely take a disliking to irl.
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2018-07-17 at 2:17 AM UTC in If you could build a giant monument...7+ miles? Big ass capless pyramid to serve as a launch pad for rockets, and a "secret tunnel" under the pad that is enticingly decorated but inaccessible only by drones past a certain point, and there's a huge, well locked treasure chest there, necessitating an expensive operation to extract it.
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2018-07-14 at 9:43 PM UTC in Lanny, why aren't posters on your site talking (posting) to each other?Lanny told me I can do whatever I want though, which is why I'm telling you all to FUCK yourselves. The only good user on this site was banned before she could sell any Nikes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-08 at 9:50 AM UTC in Drunkcoding with Comrade Lanny
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2018-07-08 at 9:35 AM UTC in Drunkcoding with Comrade Lanny
Originally posted by Grimace Holy fuck. You might know code, but you don't know how to speak to people digitally or in person, you fucking power-nerd. Your videos sound like a grainy, VHS quality version of a Linus Torvalds speech.
wow man, you've really given me something to think about. I thought between highly scripting my content, rehearsing beforehand, and generally making a strong effort to make top quality content my video about drunkenly adding a feature to forum software that less than a hundred people use I was going to really come off as charismatic and produce a polished product. But I guess I'm just really not cut out for the youtube celebrity business after all. Another dream I guess I'll never realize. -
2018-06-29 at 9:49 AM UTC in GIVE ME PICSI’m batshit crazy
Don’t act like u don’t kno it mq
Also I never said anything about not posting photos in the future.. I just was too lazy to do it right then. I mean, I’ve poted a million pics every where here the last ten years
I was thinking if I started spamming my photos tho then these new bitches would do the same 💃🏼The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-27 at 8:07 PM UTC in KINKS VS DONTELLEM VS SQUIRRELI came, I saw no Karen, I left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-23 at 9:21 AM UTC in You know who has a big dick?it's weird that it's weird to claim not to lie. If we were an honest society we'd have an interest to act like we don't lie, if we had a society that was OK with lying, we shouldn't have a problem with pretending to be honest. Instead we have a society where you're expected to lie, but we somehow don't feel any need to pretend like we're actually honest.
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2018-06-19 at 4:25 PM UTC in Unban Wellhungto be totally honest i don't even remember reporting being a fucking issue before fonafag and the dh guys turned up. i certainly don't recall anyone complaining about it. the only complaining we used to get was speckles complaining about lanny banning people, most of who were cunts anyway so nobody barr speckles even fucking cared.
our community has always been about agging each other, its what we do, its what we expect from each other. none of us ever report each other for doing it.
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2018-06-17 at 11:35 PM UTC in A - Z drug synthesis for retardsL is for LSD
Dear Friend,
My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed and
the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was
laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I
had from the pressure of failure was my lab set and chemistry textbook.
I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.
Follow my recipe and your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,
Dave Rhodes
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more importantly, YOU CAN MAKE IT IN YOUR OWN HOME FOLLOWING MY SIMPLE
INSTRUCTIONS.
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hops and wheat. While it's possible to scrape the virus off the stalks
of these plants, there's a much easier way to get ergot...
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Foster's Beer is one of the few beers made with ergot-containing grains,
and it is definitely the most available. First, you'll need some big, blue
cans of Foster's Beer, which you can purchase at most local supermarkets.
1. Buy 12 cans of Foster's Beer. In a pan, heat the beer to a slow boil, in
order to remove the water and isolate the ergot-containing compounds.
Boiling off the water should take approximately 36 hours -- don't rush
the process, or you risk damaging the ergot-containing compounds. As
the beer evaporates, simply add more beer. In this way, eventually, you'll
have the essential compounds from all 12 beers in the bottom of the pan.
2. It's now necessary to pH neutralize the slightly acidic ergotamine
solution, using a weak base. No-fat household milk is ideal for the job.
Mix in 1/4 cup of no-fat milk (be *sure* not to use milk with any milkfat)
and wait 30 minutes for the solution to reach equilibrium. At this point,
you have a weak solution of ergotamine with which you can continue the
process. It should be a creamy brown color and a bit gooey. Be careful,
because ergotamine is
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3. Next, it's necessary to combine lysine with the ergotamine solution.
Lysine is available in most health food stores. You'll need about 2
grams of lysine (that's 20 100 mg pills). Cool the ergotamine solution
to near freezing in your freezer (to avoid desosphyxiation with CO2
in the air). Now, simply grind the pills into a powder and mix into
your ergotamine solution. You now have lysergic acid.
4. You *want* LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, however, and so you need
to ethylate your compound and then ammonate it. Sound hard?
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Simply add ethyl alcohol to the lysergic acid mixture. Pure grain
alcohol is ideal, but Bacardi 151 or some other high-proof alcohol will
work fine. Add 1 cup of pure alcohol, 1 1/3 cup of 151 proof, or
2 cups of 100 proof. Now, to remove the hydroxyls, add 6 cups of 4%
hydrogen peroxide (available at your local pharmacy) or 24 cups of
1% (stronger is better)
Be careful, because now your compound is
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5. Now, for the final step in preparation, add 4 ounces of pure ammonia to
the solution and let sit at room temperature for 3 days. This waiting
period allows for the slow reaction to take place -- at higher
temperatures this reaction occurs much more quickly, but you risk
decomposition of the LSD. At the end of the three days, you've done it!
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The expected yield of LSD is 100 grams, over 1,000,000 doses! Be VERY,
VERY careful at this point, because the solution you're dealing with is
*extremely* *concentrated*. If any gets on your hands, you could be
tripping for years! Now, put about 20 gallons of water in a barrel,and
stir in the LSD using a large oar. At this level of dilution, a 1/4
cup contains about 100 hits. You can dispense the hits using an eye
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2018-06-04 at 6:29 PM UTC in GODDAMN im glad Lanny is finally banning these idiots for shitpostingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
