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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    https://gfycat.com/ConfusedGlassAfricanrockpython

    This guy climbed up the poll and off'ed himself. I mean, bro if you're that committed why not focusing that energy on fixing your life. I still wonder what drove him to it.
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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Just to add few things from Reddit, I find it interesting he should the short drop method, should have gone long one. According to some, the short one is far worse for example.

    "The long drop method consists of hanging someone by the neck and dropping them through a trap door far enough that the drop snaps their neck, causing instant death. The short drop method, as the name implies, uses a shorter drop, so the neck doesn't snap, and instead the person just slowly chokes to death - which is what happened here."

    "According to some survivors of short drop hanging, you're head is pressurized by the noose to the point you hear an impossibly loud ringing inside your head and that your muscles clench with such force that ,when removed, the pain was so intolerable you WISHED you were back up there hanging.

    The long drop became the norm because its more humane and effective. The long drop kills you instantly (when done correctly), and can even decapitate you if dropped from a high enough place and with a strong enough rope."


    Full video: https://dbr.ee/LfxN


    Btw, if you're planning to off yourself, don't do it.
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    Damn, thats gotta take some skill. To hang there (hahaha) all while putting up a noose, etc.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    impressive

    not quite as good as that guy who set himself on fire and jumped off the hotel roof though
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    People can't even kill themselves properly.

    The obvious ways to suicide is carbon monoxide poisoning or touch an electrical wire above the trains while standing on said train.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Xlite People can't even kill themselves properly.

    The obvious ways to suicide is carbon monoxide poisoning or touch an electrical wire above the trains while standing on said train.

    Boring, Suicide by cop is the way to go.
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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Xlite People can't even kill themselves properly.

    The obvious ways to suicide is carbon monoxide poisoning or touch an electrical wire above the trains while standing on said train.

    Well, I am sure they're other ways, but I liked his commitment and approach. I am not against suicide, it's your body do as you please, I mean we got trans and other crap already, might as well make suicide normal.

    But its fascinating, I can't recall thinking of offing myself except when I was like a fucking retarded kid around 11 or so and even then I was like that's a dump idea. If am I am going to off myself it must be either to do a fucking noble act that will get me in history books (and that noble act must be my last fucking resort) or a situation I get off, and the only way was to off myself and EVEN THEN I will fight till my last breath to stay alive.

    Life is worth living.

    If you're in a shit mentality, pack your bags, and go walk to someplace and TALK to someone. I travel almost every week, I talk, I socialize, I make others laugh, I try to be positive and give everyone POSITIVE SHIT. It's not easy but fuck me if Am going to be the beacon of negativity.

    So, if you're reading this, you're worth saving, you're missing out if you think ending your life will fix everything. Tie a rope around your neck, go through the process and do a small jump, the first few seconds will be enough to change your mind.

    or at least if you're going to do it, be generous and donate your organs to others. The movie 7 pounds is a good reference point.
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    Death by snu snu for me.
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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Boring, Suicide by cop is the way to go.

    No, that's horrible and you never know if the cop will off you, if you lived through it, you will be fucked harder. Better take ur life without fucking others. That's the best approach.
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    Originally posted by Dfg I travel almost every week, I talk, I socialize, I make others laugh, I try to be positive and give everyone POSITIVE SHIT. It's not easy but fuck me if Am going to be the beacon of negativity.

    You carry a little bundle of "The Watchtower" don't you...
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Dfg No, that's horrible and you never know if the cop will off you, if you lived through it, you will be fucked harder. Better take ur life without fucking others. That's the best approach.

    Well if you survive it you can sue the cops for millions because you pointed a banana at them and then hire a hot live in nurse to change your diaper and feed you chocolate pudding everyday...it's a win/win
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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You carry a little bundle of "The Watchtower" don't you…

    Honestly first time I heard about it, had to Google it and this is what I found:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Watchtower

    I am an atheist, don't really believe in that crap. I tend to make my own moral values, and I tend to stick with them. It helps in being grounded.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well if you survive it you can sue the cops for millions because you pointed a banana at them and then hire a hot live in nurse to change your diaper and feed you chocolate pudding everyday…it's a win/win

    Yeah, that's still risky. You won't know it will end up like that, you could just be in a coma or get raped every night in some ward.

    I mean if you're hell bent on killing yourself, why not learn to shot, arm yourself and go cleanse the cartels. It would do some actual good for once.
  13. #13
    BitchyMitchy Yung Blood
    This must be where the liberals post. No doubt lots here with the niggas and all.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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