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2018-04-01 at 1:23 AM UTC in I might be getting my 'first' ever golden shower tomorrowjust been to this pub and got chatting up this cute redhead chick. so anyway i told her that joke, the difference between a chickpea and a lentil joke. but then i got a little paranoid and my inner monologue starts telling me 'you're gonna put her off with that shit'. so long story short i backtracked and kinda made out like i really wasn't actually into it, lol. so a little while after she starts telling me how her husband used to be into that and she would do golden showers with him. so i backtracked again but i just said that i was actually curious about trying a golden shower out. obviously not mentioning i'd been pissed on more than the average lamppost. so we chatted a bit about watersports and that, then she went off back to her friends for a bit. a little while later she popped back over to me, pretty drunk by this time, like slurring her words a bit and she whispered to me 'i've got to get home my husband is expecting me, but i'm gonna come round your flat tomorrow and give you your first golden shower'. to which i was like 'ok then, sure'.
i'm pretty sure she's either gonna wake up with a hangover and not remember a thing about it, or she'll be horrified that she said such a thing and i'll never hear from her again. but i'm keeping my fingers crossed coz she kinda reminded me of a younger jamie lee curtis with that tall slim body and short red hair. i had a nice feel of her tits in the bar too, she has these really nice perky a/b cups that were fucking hot.
so here's hoping for my 'first ever' golden shower tomorrow. haha.
maybe i'll try and film it and treat you guys to one of the hottest most intimate things a chick can do for you.
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2018-03-26 at 7:44 PM UTC in How to efficiently overthrow government?Theoretically, you would have to assemble multiple units of 5,000 soldiers per unit, bodies large enough to create inertia, then use them in a battle plan to attack and pulverize key government facilities, such as their power stations, their military headquarters, their houses of government, the military airports, government water supplies, government food supplies, their transportation systems, their personal residences, their financial institutions, any buildings and resources of any of their corporate lapdogs, their media assets, their Internet access points, their military ships, etc.. Once those targets are obliterated, ground forces would comb the wreckage block by block, immediately executing on summary conviction anyone found who is connected to the government. Certain high-level government or military actors could be spared in order to be preserved and tortured for further information at some later time. Once all the enemies of the country are eliminated, remaining citizens would be questioned at length about their stance on government, and handled accordingly, shot or hung.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-26 at 6:20 PM UTC in How to efficiently overthrow government?Read the Unabombers manifesto:
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
Introduction
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-22 at 3:22 PM UTC in Murica in a nutshellThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-20 at 12:07 AM UTC in ATTN: HTSscron the type of nigga to call people cucks while on a steady diet of tofu (soy) and while in a sexual relationship with a transsexual. what a time to be aliveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-19 at 7:32 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
Originally posted by Xlite I would also like to know which countries Russia sees as allies.
Russia's key ally is China; there's already a deep level of co-operation between them (official and unofficial) in rolling out the OBOR/BRI/'Silk Roads'/etc. as it stands to economically transform all of Eurasia and break US/western strangleholds on trade routes. The BRICS group has currently been reduced to just RC given B and S can't even support themselves and I is not a sincere contributor.
In the ME region, Iran is Russia's key ally (much to Israel's displeasure) along with Syria. Many parts of Afghanistan are still (unofficially) friendly to Russians given the huge development works that were put in place back in the days of the USSR, and Russia is friendly with virtually all of the non-Sunni-Islamist states. I do not know if the recent ties and contracts with KSA are any more than an attempt to draw them (and their buying power) away from the US.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-19 at 7:18 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
Originally posted by Xlite Aldra, which countries do you predict will be involved in this "war"?
The most likely scenario of escalation in the region has always been Israel taking advantage of the chaos to accuse Iran of serious crimes and use the accusations to pre-emptively strike Lebanon and Syria, drawing the US and Gulf States into war with Iran in the (mistaken) belief that Russia will not directly support them.
This current scenario is different though, in that the US is poised to attack Syria directly - this won't be a case of escalation drawing smaller states into conflict, it'd most likely create an instant regional conflict between the world's two biggest military powers that would rapidly spiral out of control.
I suspect that certain people in US military command think that Russia will simply leave if faced with the prospect of direct military action, but this was the exact scenario that Putin attempted to deter in his recent speech, with the important statement that the new weapons systems would be used to protect allies as well as Russia itself. Judging by how markedly their diplomatic policy has changed since Ukraine, Syria and the endless provocations of the last few years and how much they've already 'invested' in stopping Syria from being destroyed, I don't see them giving up now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-17 at 9:39 PM UTC in I'm really good lookingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-17 at 2:33 AM UTC in I'm really good lookingWHAT A BEAUTIFUL BOY
I also have a higher IQ than probably everyone here
I'm basically 10000 god genes and 1 worst gene ever that makes me staboy
You have to admit if it wasn't for the staboy I'd be a chick magnet
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2018-03-17 at 1:36 AM UTC in Livestreamed Suicide
Originally posted by Nil When I off myself I'll be sure to stream it to you guys.
I was thinking a guillotine but after it lops my head off a spring loaded contraption jams a smiley face into my neck.
Use cheese wire to hang yourself from the side of a building, but krazy glue your hands to your head before you jump because then the cheese wire will slice your head off, leaving it glued to your hands.
Then people below will think you tore your own fucken head off!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-17 at 12:20 AM UTC in Livestreamed Suicide
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2018-03-16 at 10:46 PM UTC in Livestreamed SuicideLooks like this kid actually whent through with it. You can hear the mom shrieking in the background at the end. He underestimated the splatter, though that's a nice KSG.
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2018-03-16 at 4:47 PM UTC in Tell us about the black sheep in your familyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-16 at 1:36 PM UTC in Poisoning of Sergei Skripal - Facts and QuestionsThe UK government, along with France, Germany and the US have accused Russia of poisoning an ex-USSR scientist who defected with 'Novichok' ('Novice' in Russian, literally 'new chemical weapon'). No evidence has yet been provided, and requests to share data through the OPCW investigation mechanism have been denied, though the UK has stated they intend to provide their own investigation data to the group at a later date. The instant reaction to blame the Russian state is highly questionable for several reasons:
On Sergei Skripal
- Sergei originally smuggled state secrets out of the USSR, including data on the Novichok program and others, and was sentenced to 13 years imprisonment by the Russian Military Court.
- Sergei was released to the US in a prisoner swap.
- Sergei wrote a book about the USSR and it's state secrets, and detailed in full the method to manufacture 'Novichok'. The method has not been verified by Russia or any other state.
On 'Novichok'
- As mentioned above, information on the manufacture of the nerve agent has been in the public domain for almost a decade - it is no longer a Russian/USSR state secret.
- The primary facility where the agent was designed and tested was in Uzbekistan, and after the implosion of the USSR, the facility was 'cleaned up' by the US state and corporate contractors.
On Assassination Methods
- Typically, state-sponsored assassinations mean to remove a person that poses a danger to them without drawing attention to it - using a calling card or the act being easily traced back to a state actor typically causes more political strife than the target ever could.
- As a result, the majority of assassinations are disguised as street crime or an accident.
- Russia has recently used a nerve agent to kill a Chechen terrorist, but it was a 'last option' - he'd isolated himself in a high-security fortress and the only way they were able to get to him was via a mail handler that was constantly checked for weapons. [link]
I won't go into detail on the claims of previous 'Russian Assassinations' except to say that to this day, there is no evidence that Russia had anything to do with the death of Alexander Litivenko (poisoned with Polonium), as well as many others hysterically listed in articles like this.
The salient point is that Russia sentenced Sergei to 13 years imprisonment, not life or execution - and allowed him to be released to the US knowing he had a history of divulging state secrets. It makes no sense that after 8 years they would decide to murder him, especially using a flashing neon sign pointing to their (previous) chemical weapons program. -
2018-03-15 at 10:53 PM UTC in Suicidal thoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 11:18 PM UTC in Do you donate or volunteer?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-12 at 3:46 AM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.
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2018-03-11 at 5:03 PM UTC in Do We Have Any Niggers?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-10 at 5:13 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.
Originally posted by Fox Paws Link of her saying she fucked a dog? Must have missed that gem lol
Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh, on a side note I almost forgot to post since I've been so busy, earlier this way I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me. That was pretty interesting. He knotted up in me and we were stuck together for 30minutes. Plus it put's me 1k ahead too, so there's that.
Originally posted by hydromorphone He's always known I've been a dog lover, though I don't think he knew I was quite that fond of them… though I'll tell ya what, having my rent, and bills completely paid for the house this month certainly was icing on the cake with just doing that one job. I'd rather be fucking dogs than some of the people I've fucked in the past, most notably PoC, §m£ÂgØL, and my ex of 11 years.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, it' not. I am legitimately getting married, taking his last name and going to be 1337's wife. I also did fuck a dog for a grand. Got the claw marks on my back to prove it too. But if you think they are trolls, how do you know that me prostituting isn't? I mean.. how do you have that certainty, but not the certainty of the others?
As for telling my child when they're older, yeah, probably will.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't tell you therapist? Just curious, but are you currently on any psychiatric drugs for your illness?
oh, and yeah… it's kinda hard to get a condom on a dog, and not like the dog is gonna give me an STD, or get me pregnant considering I'm already prego first off, and second off, it's a fucking dog. I do use condoms with all my human clients though.
Originally posted by hydromorphone He's always known I've been a dog lover, though I don't think he knew I was quite that fond of them… though I'll tell ya what, having my rent, and bills completely paid for the house this month certainly was icing on the cake with just doing that one job. I'd rather be fucking dogs than some of the people I've fucked in the past, most notably PoC, §m£ÂgØL, and my ex of 11 years.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Been talking with 1337… Yeah, he said I could get a puppy soon. I'm gonna start putting a little aside, and get a purbred mastiff, like I used to have. Dog that fucked me was a lab, but I think I can handle a mastiff.
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2018-03-10 at 3:23 PM UTC in Alright, so tell me about the jedis.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
