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2021-12-27 at 11:05 PM UTC in Does it matter to you where/how you nut?I've never pulled out since I was like 16 or 17 years old.
I don't like to do facials, cum on hands/feet, in the mouth, nothing like that.
If I can shove my dick in you for 45 minutes, I'm not gonna rearrange you in a squat and then masturbate on your cheeks/forehead.
THat's just some juvenile shit.
If i'mma fuck you for 45 minutes, I"m gonna be balls deep to the hilt and that's how i'mma ejaculate. -
2021-12-27 at 7:43 AM UTC in Punching people as hard as you can in their vaccination spot.Call it a Fauci Ouchie
people think they're better than me cuz they can afford teh boaster
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2021-12-26 at 6:13 AM UTC in The fat pigs upstairs aka my neighborsSo she's your brother?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-20 at 3:12 PM UTC in First Conflict of 2022Predict correctly, win a prize maybe. No idea what. I've loosely ordered them from most to least likely in my opinion, but I'll probably change my mind by the time I finish writing.
1. Taiwan - China's making noise to retake it, the US is antagonising by dropping the 'one China' policy and ramping up weapons sales. Seems likely - for all their talk it's unlikely the US would intervene directly, but they'll use it for political points after the fact. The massive effect on the world economy is a deterrent though; Taiwanese leadership have essentially said the first thing they'll do in the case of a Chinese attack is level all their semiconductor/IC infrastructure.
2. Ukraine - Western media's constantly banging on about 'the Russians coming!', but Russia stands to gain nothing by attacking. If anything, the west would win if Russia became entangled in a conflict with the Ukraine because rebuilding even just the East to the point where it could be integrated into the Federation would be a massive drain on their economy. Most likely scenario is the Ukrainian government going hard on the breakaway Eastern provinces and drawing Russia in on 'humanitarian' reasons, through massacres and/or a massive exodus across the border.
3. Middle East - a lot of things simmering and being overshadowed by the above because they don't directly relate to a peer military. Syria is still a mess, largely thanks to Turkey. Political power in Afghanistan is being undermined and attacked by various intelligence agencies to prevent them becoming economically or politically close to China. Iran just today fired off AA guns at one of their biggest nuclear facilities (there's no real will to return to the JCPOA), claiming it was a drill. OPEC's oil output capacity, and hence their power and stability, is waning.
4. European Missile Crisis - Russia's just now issued NATO with an ultimatum - come to an agreement limiting missile deployment in Europe, specifically in previous 'buffer' states like the Ukraine and Poland, or Russia will begin deploying strategic weapons much closer to key NATO locations and the US homeland. This is a direct parallel to the Cuban Missile Crisis. The US will not respond to the ultimatum, so you can expect to see deployment of strategic missile systems in places like Belarus and the Arctic, as well as mobile platforms in the Atlantic such as traditional SLBMs alongside concealed platforms like the Club-K (though those systems are more likely to house ASBMs, not nuclear weapons or traditional ballistic missiles). This is more likely to be gradual escalation than direct conflict, but Russia's overwhelming superiority in the field of missiles and interception and the US' abject refusal to negotiate as equals makes it very volatile.
5. Civil War inside the US - This one is a wildcard. Seems unlikely, but never really off the table. There's more and more friction between states and the feds with the latest example being the Oklahoma National Guard telling the federal government to get fucked over their vaccine mandate. It gets worse with increased partisan divides, and worse still with the entire federal administration being so profoundly unpopular.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-13 at 11:21 PM UTC in Has anyone been thinking about Douglas Monks over these holidays?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-10 at 10:54 PM UTC in Jussie Smollett guilty of staging race-baiting hate attack to boost career
Reenactment of what happened.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-02 at 3:42 PM UTC in I finally came up with a way to find the real pedos of NiS
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson True crime people look for links too. I know a couple of women who are obsessed with watching, reading, studying true crime shit…neither of them have a desire to kill anyone though…as far as I know..
ETA: which raises another question…why does it "seem" women like to read up on true crime more than men do?
Wow you’d make a great pedo defence lawyerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-26 at 8:46 AM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by aldra https://www.rtnews.co.il/?view=article&id=49&catid=22
related:
https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/raetselhafte-herzerkrankungen-im-fussball-li.193554
(google translate)Puzzling heart diseases in football - Emergency situations have come up again and again in the last few weeks and months:
Game abandoned due to in a game of Lauber SV (Donauwörth district)
A 17-year-old football player from JSG Hoher Hagen has to be in Hannoversch Münden
The has to be reanimated after a cardiac arrest.
An assistant referee of a Kreisliga Augsburg game in Emersacker
A district league player of the SpVgg. Oelde II has to be
A player from the Birati Club Münster collapses in a regional league game against FC Nordkirchen II.
17-year-old soccer player Dylan Rich a heart attack during a game .
The suffers a heart attack after a training session.
Lucas Surek (24) from the BFC Chemie Leipzig club is unable to attend due to .
Kingsley Coman (25) from FC Bayern Munich .
Trainer Dirk Splitsteser from SG Traktor Divitz sidelines
Rune Coghe (18) of the Belgian club Eendracht Hoglede (Belgium) suffers
At the World Cup qualification match between Germany and Serbia in Chemnitz, an English line judge
Team leader Dietmar Gladow from Thalheim (Bitterfeld) suffers before a game
The 53-year-old football coach Antonello Campus .
Anil Usta from VfB Schwelm (Ennepetal) collapses on the field .
Dimitri Liénard from FC Strasbourg collapses with heart problems .
ASPTT Caen's Diego Ferchaud (16) suffers in a U-18 league game in Saint-Lô
Belgian soccer player Jente Van Genechten (25) suffers
The Belgian amateur soccer player Jens De Smet (27) from Maldegem suddenly suffers a heart attack during the game and dies a little later in hospital.
A 13-year-old soccer player from the Janus Nova club from Saccolongo (Italy) collapses
Andrea Astolfi, the sports director of Calcio Orsago (Italy), suffers He dies at the age of 45.
Abou Ali (22) collapses during a two-tier game in Denmark
Fabrice N'Sakala (31) from Besiktas Istanbul collapses on the field without any action from the opponent
***copying seems to take out links, ie the words 'cardiac arrest' in the first line, I'll try and fix it laterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-21 at 7:27 PM UTC in Who is the best bird ?correct answer is crow
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2021-11-04 at 1:24 AM UTC in NIGGER tried to cut me off.So I put him in a ditch...
I was approaching a stop sign and a Chrysler 300 (of course) was running up on me from behind and I knew he was about to cut me off.
The stop sign was the end of the road so you have to go left or right.
As he was starting to go around me I decided to accelerate instead of brake because I was there first and in my neighborhood black people drive like shit and constantly do this crap.
He had no time to brake and tried making a hard right going way too fast and he went in a ditch, flipped his shit and totalled his ride.
I was laughing my fucking ass off as I watched him stumble out of his car.
He ran around the passenger side to pick up his gun then took off across the field.
I called the cops and they swarmed in within maybe 2 minutes.
Apparently the nigger has warrants and is a violent offender.
I feel really good knowing I literally got him off the street and into a ditch.
😂😂😂😂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-18 at 11:41 AM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by troon Buy to let mortgages and air bnbs should be causing zoomers to riot, but they're too busy whining online about things that don't even affect them.
That's the main purpose of the media and the establishment now - keep people arguing about shit that doesn't matter, like trannies and systemic racism and covid vaccines, so they don't have time to object to the rich looting their pensions, deindustrialising their economy, buying up all their property, bailing themselves out with government money, and otherwise doing a generational smash-and-grab of all the loot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-15 at 12:02 PM UTC in Guy who got a ransom, then jumped out of a plane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
This is pretty interesting. Basically he pretended to have a bomb, got the plane to land, and got a ransom and a parachute delivered to him. Then he had the plane take off with just the flight crew, jumped out of the plane, and presumably lived happily ever after. -
2021-10-15 at 4:49 AM UTC in Random image thread
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2021-09-20 at 11:09 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
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2021-09-16 at 4:19 PM UTC in NIS fitness clubAlso I’ve been doing HIIT bc y’all all called me fat and Lanny told me he would leave me if I didn’t get a hot bodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-16 at 1:55 PM UTC in Lol, I got the vaccine, wtfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-30 at 12:58 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
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2021-08-25 at 10:34 PM UTC in I might have the delta variant.All my lunches for work have been cough syrup and duster.
My throat hurts and I can't get air.
Pooped too hard and woke up on the floor 3 hours later with a horrible headache.
Pretty sure I got it off a dirty plate at Golden Corral.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-08-22 at 3:46 AM UTC in I hate to admit it but 3D Printing is pretty funafsdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-21 at 2:06 PM UTC in Afghanistan collapsing to Taliban, globalists leaving Kabul like Saigon"Just make your own twitter if you don't like it"
Just make your own ISP if you don't like it
Just start your own bank if you don't like it
just start your own government if you don't like it... WAIT WAIT!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!
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