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“Go in there! Go in there!” nearby women shouted at the officers soon after the attack began, said Juan Carranza, 24, who saw the scene from outside his house, across the street from Robb Elementary School in the close-knit town of Uvalde. Carranza said the officers did not go in.
Javier Cazares, whose fourth grade daughter, Jacklyn Cazares, was killed in the attack, said he raced to the school when he heard about the shooting, arriving while police were still gathered outside the building.
https://apnews.com/article/uvalde-texas-school-shooting-44a7cfb990feaa6ffe482483df6e4683Cops protected the school, even forcibly restraining parents, allowing the shooter an uninterrupted hour to do her massacre.
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yellow controls sirens, they'll go off if motion sensors see BAD THING
blue will control electric fences later
red controls blades at the front door. at the moment if it's on, a motion sensor at the gate turns on spinning blades fore 30 seconds if a BAD THING approaches it
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2022-04-28 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Space LSD
Originally posted by Ghost
L is for LSD
Dear Friend,
My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed and
the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was
laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I
had from the pressure of failure was my lab set and chemistry textbook.
I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.
Follow my recipe and your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,
Dave Rhodes
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It's a SINGLE DOSE of LSD – 50 MICROgrams. On the STREET, it sells
for about TEN DOLLARS. It's small enough to fit on the head of a pin.
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It's a SMALL cube of PURE LSD – 30 GRAMS. On the STREET, it sells
for a AMAZING SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. It fits in your pocket and,
more importantly, YOU CAN MAKE IT IN YOUR OWN HOME FOLLOWING MY SIMPLE
INSTRUCTIONS.
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LSD can be derived from the ergot virus which is commonly found on
hops and wheat. While it's possible to scrape the virus off the stalks
of these plants, there's a much easier way to get ergot…
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Foster's Beer is one of the few beers made with ergot-containing grains,
and it is definitely the most available. First, you'll need some big, blue
cans of Foster's Beer, which you can purchase at most local supermarkets.
1. Buy 12 cans of Foster's Beer. In a pan, heat the beer to a slow boil, in
order to remove the water and isolate the ergot-containing compounds.
Boiling off the water should take approximately 36 hours – don't rush
the process, or you risk damaging the ergot-containing compounds. As
the beer evaporates, simply add more beer. In this way, eventually, you'll
have the essential compounds from all 12 beers in the bottom of the pan.
2. It's now necessary to pH neutralize the slightly acidic ergotamine
solution, using a weak base. No-fat household milk is ideal for the job.
Mix in 1/4 cup of no-fat milk (be *sure* not to use milk with any milkfat)
and wait 30 minutes for the solution to reach equilibrium. At this point,
you have a weak solution of ergotamine with which you can continue the
process. It should be a creamy brown color and a bit gooey. Be careful,
because ergotamine is
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3. Next, it's necessary to combine lysine with the ergotamine solution.
Lysine is available in most health food stores. You'll need about 2
grams of lysine (that's 20 100 mg pills). Cool the ergotamine solution
to near freezing in your freezer (to avoid desosphyxiation with CO2
in the air). Now, simply grind the pills into a powder and mix into
your ergotamine solution. You now have lysergic acid.
4. You *want* LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, however, and so you need
to ethylate your compound and then ammonate it. Sound hard?
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Simply add ethyl alcohol to the lysergic acid mixture. Pure grain
alcohol is ideal, but Bacardi 151 or some other high-proof alcohol will
work fine. Add 1 cup of pure alcohol, 1 1/3 cup of 151 proof, or
2 cups of 100 proof. Now, to remove the hydroxyls, add 6 cups of 4%
hydrogen peroxide (available at your local pharmacy) or 24 cups of
1% (stronger is better)
Be careful, because now your compound is
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[Keep it away from open flames]
5. Now, for the final step in preparation, add 4 ounces of pure ammonia to
the solution and let sit at room temperature for 3 days. This waiting
period allows for the slow reaction to take place – at higher
temperatures this reaction occurs much more quickly, but you risk
decomposition of the LSD. At the end of the three days, you've done it!
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The expected yield of LSD is 100 grams, over 1,000,000 doses! Be VERY,
VERY careful at this point, because the solution you're dealing with is
*extremely* *concentrated*. If any gets on your hands, you could be
tripping for years! Now, put about 20 gallons of water in a barrel,and
stir in the LSD using a large oar. At this level of dilution, a 1/4
cup contains about 100 hits. You can dispense the hits using an eye
dropper (3 or 4 drops per hit).
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2022-04-28 at 5:24 PM UTC
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Your top three movies
Robocop, Jumanji, Forest Gump
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2022-04-11 at 6:49 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Mainstream Australian news.
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i fisted this girl i was with when we wer edrunk and then convinced her it was double fisting action and the only reason i couldn't bust was cuz i couldn't get my handsfree.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Your rhymes are wack
Your name is Matt and you are fat
You sent Doug monks a pic of your glutes
You sleep in a thong with cowboy boots
You've grown on me just like a tumor
I don't think you fuck black women very often, despite the rumors
I bet you smell like cheap cologne
Someday we may talk on the phone
And speak of that cute picture of your tushie
The rest of you looked soft and mushy
I would still give it a big old hug
I really need to get off drugs
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2022-03-16 at 3:35 PM UTC
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The "Crop Matrix" Effect
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
No it doesn't..soil isn't sentient either.
Plants are not sentient either, they don't need to be in order to respond to their environment. And similarly the soil's lifeosity has nothing to do with sentience. The soil is like a microbial supercomputer.
This is what enables the phenomenon known as the "Crop Matrix" effect.
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2022-03-11 at 3:55 PM UTC
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Risk vs Reward
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yes unless you want Oral herpes.
Oral where? Groceries had herpes last time I seen her, and I used acyclovir cream, but I now have what look like herpes sores well inside my lips where the cream didn't reach.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i dont remember asking you about your women.
I don't fuck babies that is your uncles department.
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2022-03-06 at 5:05 AM UTC
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550sq ft of I WENT TOO FAR 😨
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Welp, gonna go buy more flexseal tomorrow.
Might as well make the rest of it look like a retarded Gateway box.
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
so apparently part of the SBU executed Kireev, one of the negotiating committee with Russia, for treason in Kiev without official charge or investigation.
only it turns out he was actually a well-regarded member of the Ukrainian GRU and is being regarded as a martyred hero:
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The Self Taught Man
Firstly I want to thank all of you for providing me with this community.
I have laughed harder at the things posted on this site, and smiled when I never expected to, so caught up with my life's tragedies that I couldn't smile at shit else. This site has been with me in my worst points in my life and been there for the better moments too.
I am the copresident of a small group of men, I am my mom's only son, I am SmartBrad or Stabbin Brad depending on where you know me frp,. but truthfully these people who know me in this capacity only understand a superficial presentation I give them. Aside from this website, no one in my life really knows everything about me, my short cummings, my insecurities, my homosexual tendencies, my violent drunken personality, my alcoholism i struggle to beat, my love of tweak and non white women, etc most people just get a snapshot and it's typically the best presentation I can give them. With yall? I just show up and be honest.
I know this isn't anonymous, my real life name is Bradley ffs, but for some reason I always felt as though I could open up here. Not many other places would I feel comfortable going up infront of 40 people and saying "Yes, I understand I could be more successful longterm if I didn't so value short term happiness." nor could I imagine IRL someone calling me a fag to my face.
It's caused a lot of introspection and honestly deepened the texture and character of my life knowing all of you and as this will be likely my last post I want to end it by thanking all of you.
I love our community, and I love each individual in our community.
With the exception of Wariat/Mikej Lata, who I wish to see crucified to a middleschool's flag pole or at least hit in the back of the head with a brick when he leaves the drinking establishment he prowls.
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2022-02-16 at 6:37 PM UTC
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Users Who Can't Take a Joke
Originally posted by Bradley
Hiki, can't forget him, Wariat, i think there's another pedophile I'm missing, whose that one that is in love with Sophie??
Kev, lmao.
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Italy has mandatory vaxxing for some reason.
https://www.corrieredellacalabria.it/2022/01/31/si-da-fuoco-davanti-alla-caserma-dei-carabinieri-di-rende-grave-un-uomo/The horrific incident is reminiscent of two similar cases in Melbourne, Victoria where two people self-immolated in protest of the state’s vaccine mandate. In December last year, a Melbourne woman poured petrol over her car while setting herself alight carrying a sign saying “NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US”, while a man on New Year’s Eve set himself and his car on fire in front of diners while screaming about Victoria’s COVID-19 vaccine mandates.
https://thecovidworld.com/italian-teacher-in-critical-condition-after-setting-himself-on-fire-in-protest-of-the-countrys-vaccine-mandate/
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2022-01-22 at 9:45 PM UTC
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NIS movie night.
Scron you nigger, I have been carrying this site and your welfare soaked ass on my back for 7 years despite its producing 0 revenue. You faggots have started two competing sites which I’ve allowed to be advertised here, two discords, god knows how many different TC rooms and a Minecraft server, none of which still operate so you can drink a gallon of my vermouth flavored piss.
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
you think reposting something that I myself posted and left up bothers me?
you know what the real irony is? that post generated more actual discussion than any of your dumb status updates
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