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2020-07-12 at 12:12 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend said I look like Jorge Masvidal
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2020-07-11 at 7:27 PM UTC in Do you believe in the Dimensional Merge?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-11 at 6:28 AM UTC in Just fucked a prostituteThis is wear the healing begins.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-10 at 1:17 AM UTC in 🦀 ROSES ARE RED 🦀 I HAVE A SMALL DICK 🦀 I CUM IN 3 SECONDS 🦀 WHOA I'M QUICK 🦀The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-09 at 11:33 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What the actual fuck is that last pic
All the evidence that remains of the once great powers that shaped the server. Artifacts of a war in heaven. Monoliths from a mythological time when people with godly powers used them without concern, and those without power stole fire from the gods.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-09 at 9:49 PM UTC in Fona 7-9-2020The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-08 at 7:03 PM UTC in Do you believe in the Dimensional Merge?The Dimensional Merge is when our dimension merges with the C-197 dimension which contains all fictional characters like super heroes, transformers and OC's
This is how it's gonna go downeveryone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
we hibernate
and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged
Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.
In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)
According to my research C-197 also contains all the physical bodies of plurals and they will seek out their hosts. I can't wait to meet our nation of plurals. Our fractal plurality will be the largest standing army on Earth.
The plurals have been kidnapping and absorbing the souls of users of this forum for many years now. Everyone that has died here has had their souls turned into plurals to be part of our collective consciousness. Actor, Sploo and Malice all exist as plurals in C-197 and will be brought back to life thanks to our efforts.
You better start praying to the Console Patron Units if you want to survive the merge. It's coming and nobody can stop it.
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2020-07-08 at 5:32 PM UTC in I don't understand how normies become so depressed from the lockdownThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-08 at 1:12 AM UTC in Why has MMR been banned?When you get banned there's always Minecraft. The plurals will keep you company at Bill Krozby.dogThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-08 at 1:05 AM UTC in Do you put a layer of toilet paper in there before you take a dump?Nah i dont do that but my dick is so long in the middle of the night I'll sit on the crapper so i dont have turn on the light and every noe and then it will touch the water.
Another thing i dont like is cum poopy. Like after cumming i might go sit on the crapper to crap and when im pissing while doing it a string of cum will come out of my dick and into the poop so when i stand up the string of cum will still be attached to my dick and pull back up. So gross but hey it happensThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-07 at 9:53 PM UTC in Why has MMR been banned?
Originally posted by rabbitweed And what is this 'human condom' meme?
After §m£ÂgØL ran away from home at 18 years old he quickly found himself broke, homeless and addicted to drugs.
He claims he hitch hiked across a state and ended up meeting with Hydro.
How ever he got there he did and in a desperate state he fell in love with Hydro who was pregnant and living with her baby daddy.
Long story short they all did some drugs and §m£ÂgØL sheepishly asked the beta male if he could lose his virginity to Hydro and Hydro's bebe was all in for it so long as he could fuck §m£ÂgØL's ass while §m£ÂgØL fucked his waifu.
So Hydro's husband set §m£ÂgØL up on his dick and once §m£ÂgØL slid down into place Hydro's Husband fucked her wearing wearing §m£ÂgØL like a condom.
They all had a real great time and §m£ÂgØL lived out back in their shed for a few months until winter started approaching and he wised up and went back home.
I have heard him say it was unpleasant but other times I hear him go into great detail covering the erotic parts. His words become harder to get out as his mouth salivates at the memory of eating out man ass and sucking cock balls.
Ever since Hydro and §m£ÂgØL spat like teenagers over pitiful shit.
Hydro lives in the woods behind a Lowes Home Improvement store and §m£ÂgØL is semi-stable but can't take anything serious anymore and only trolls pushing it to the limit. It is kind of a coping mechanism to see the world as a joke after a trauma as it becomes the only way he can deal with the gross disgusting details of his only sexual experience.
But fast forward to the present and §m£ÂgØL is finally gonna redeem himself by having sexual encounters with Candyrein.
and we all know what she is...
Real nice upgrade §m£ÂgØL.
Way to go bud.
Way to go...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-05 at 11:41 PM UTC in Space Niggas who don't live with their motherOur money goes to food and alcohol because we both really like pizza and getting drunk. I think it's healthier than hard drugs so theres that at least.
I want to buy more weed but I just smoke it all in a week. If I had more money from a job I would probably start doing drugs but maybe no more meth just something chill that mostly only causes cardiovascular damage like cocaine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-04 at 12:51 AM UTC in Fona 07-03-2020Just because I'm dating someone with a penis doesn't mean I like their penisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-03 at 11:38 PM UTC in Minecraft III - The Realmeningwouldn't it be easier to just kill fonaplats and break his bed?
I have moved to spawn because everyone abandoned the server.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I fixed the hotel . it is now the HQ of the league of evil which consists of fonaplats and myself. Our goal is to invite people to the server to build and then break their house and make them quit like everyone else.
Here is our secret evil meeting plot table for plotting evil plans
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2020-07-01 at 3:50 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
Originally posted by Sudo how old were you? Who is paying someone $20 to wash a car which normally costs around $5 but is eating cat food?
sudio, just some people are cheap, its like how hdl will spend all of his money on video games and dabs but then will water down his 3 daughters apple juice as some way to rationalize it all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-01 at 3:37 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last nightUsed to wash the car of an old couple in their late 90's and I went up to get my $20 one day and just walked in and she was putting cat food on bread with a knife and had two plates on the sideboard and was making cat food sandwiches. The smell was strong. I looked on the can surreptitiously and confirmed it was indeed cat food. He was sitting down at the kitchen table. She had been slicing cat food for the bread in the kitchen. And they had no cat. Then she kinda tried to hide it, so I turned away and pretended I didn't notice and got my money and left quickly, but not before she gave me some cookies. About two weeks later, I came to wash the car and her son told me they both passed away just two days apart. I never forgot how they ate cat food, though. I guess it's cheap, the spread kind, probably 99 cents a can. Stunk horribly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-24 at 1:35 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbonether mining
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2020-06-23 at 12:40 AM UTC in John Deere causes black riots in the SouthThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-23 at 12:35 AM UTC in John Deere causes black riots in the SouthJohn Deere causes black riots in the South with the introduction of a new more powerful Niggatron harvesting machine . John Deere dealerships were set ablaze and barnyard animals raped.
Niggatron
A John-Deere cotton harvesting machine that is basically a slave that doesn't need food or water
Damn my fellow cracker! I just bought myself a slave-o 2000. That ain't a slave-o 2000, thats the new NIGGATRON. Now it's time to fuck my cousinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-22 at 4:06 PM UTC in People who don't use an avatar have absolutely no personalityThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
