2020-07-01 at 2:12 AM UTC
I got black out drunk and was on the floor in the kitchen apparently.
My mom told me I told get I ate cat food.
All I remember was playing Skyrim on the switch and then the next thing I'm waking up in bed.
2020-07-01 at 2:14 AM UTC
Would you consider getting Rhinoplasty?
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2020-07-01 at 2:16 AM UTC
My nose is normal you're trying way too hard.
You know with all the material available for jokes you think you could come up with something better.
2020-07-01 at 2:18 AM UTC
OP's cock nosed ancestors.
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2020-07-01 at 2:40 AM UTC
Hmmmmmm his nose is rather big.
2020-07-01 at 3:37 AM UTC
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Used to wash the car of an old couple in their late 90's and I went up to get my $20 one day and just walked in and she was putting cat food on bread with a knife and had two plates on the sideboard and was making cat food sandwiches. The smell was strong. I looked on the can surreptitiously and confirmed it was indeed cat food. He was sitting down at the kitchen table. She had been slicing cat food for the bread in the kitchen. And they had no cat. Then she kinda tried to hide it, so I turned away and pretended I didn't notice and got my money and left quickly, but not before she gave me some cookies. About two weeks later, I came to wash the car and her son told me they both passed away just two days apart. I never forgot how they ate cat food, though. I guess it's cheap, the spread kind, probably 99 cents a can. Stunk horribly.
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2020-07-01 at 3:38 AM UTC
I mean if you get used to it it's not bad at all and it's extremely cheap, yeah. Just imagine being a cat and eating the same fucking thing your whole life. It sounds awful but it's really not. Your mind can adjust.
2020-07-01 at 3:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I mean if you get used to it it's not bad at all and it's extremely cheap, yeah. Just imagine being a cat and eating the same fucking thing your whole life. It sounds awful but it's really not. Your mind can adjust.
I switch my Teddy Ho's up w/ different wets per week. He keeps a dish full of kibble @ most times & gets a serving of wet @ dinner time.
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2020-07-01 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Some seniors have to survive with less than $200 a month on food.
2020-07-01 at 3:50 AM UTC
kroz
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Originally posted by Sudo
how old were you? Who is paying someone $20 to wash a car which normally costs around $5 but is eating cat food?
sudio, just some people are cheap, its like how hdl will spend all of his money on video games and dabs but then will water down his 3 daughters apple juice as some way to rationalize it all.
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2020-07-01 at 3:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by G
I switch my Teddy Ho's up w/ different wets per week. He keeps a dish full of kibble @ most times & gets a serving of wet @ dinner time.
Fo sho. Chootie got treated with all the available wets in stock too. Seafood medleys and chicken and livers and tuna deluxe and everything in between. Strangely though she didnt really care about any food as much as she cared about Alley Cat dry food which I bought at the gas station. She was on a kick with that for a year and even though I knew it wasnt necessarily healthy or good for her, she would shun some of the fancier types and prefer alley cat so I just got her what she wanted.
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2020-07-01 at 4:04 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
how old were you? Who is paying someone $20 to wash a car which normally costs around $5 but is eating cat food?
This was in the late '70's. I was only asking for 10 or 5 dollars, because the washing took a good hour to do it properly, but they insisted I get $20 per wash. The car was their pride and joy, but after they both died days apart, the son said I could forget about washing it, because he was going to sell it anyways.
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2020-07-01 at 4:09 AM UTC
Grylls
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Because your mom was too busy getting fucked by Tyrone to make you a sandwich right?
I get it
2020-07-01 at 4:11 AM UTC
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I would get those free ketchup or mustard packages at McDonald's or Wendy's and lather that on top of the cat food sandwich to cover the taste somewhat.
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2020-07-01 at 4:12 AM UTC
This thread just inspired me to go give Teddy Ho a midnight snack !
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2020-07-01 at 4:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
surprised your cat will eat that stuff
one of mine likes salty stuff so she eats chips, and tries to steal the meat out of my burrito
Mine loves fucking salty cashews lol it causes him to wreak the litter box though.
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