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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    ugh, public poll results ruin all the fun

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  2. Ghost Black Hole
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  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Very well, but don't say I don't deliver

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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.

    duster in the shower, that's what
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  5. Splam African Astronaut
    There is systematic racism. Called affirmative action. Joe Biden correlates black kids with poor kids. He probably also believes black people need the help from white people to be successful. That's where liberal racism lies.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah, triangles are the truth so how is calling someone "Pyramid Jaw" even an insult lmao???!

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  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's all the toxins and poisons the New World Order globalists and their useful idiots put in the food, air and water. It's a concentrated attack.
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  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    For some reason my smart thermostat has a random function that fluctuates between anything and whatever, so I’ve chosen that for my day-to-day, but I like it around 62º when company is over to keep them from staying long.

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  9. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Didn't read lol



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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I would hurl my shit that I prepared in a cup for a very extended amount of time,into his face, if we ever came in direct contact.
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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lay down, ya snitch bastard.
    " Just for fun" laugh it up in ur mom's basement. Hahahaha
    Get ur life together, stupid.
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor joe always stutters when he gets debunked *dehurr my impediment!*

    Lol. The stutter instinctively makes me want to comfort him with "pudding" & take him home to lie down for a nap.
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  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I like that Lanny routinely bans Finny.

    I just want to hear his excuse for being hypocritical.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Consequences will never be the same.
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hi guys.
    Had a long and busy day at work.
    Then my transmission linkage broke and I was stuck in reverse.
    Had to Mcgyver it with a zip tie but I got home going forwards.
    Ill have to find a suitable rubber band and fix it right.
    How was your day?
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  16. Billy teh Block Head Houston (banned)
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  17. Billy teh Block Head Houston (banned)
    Originally posted by gadzooks She then puts on a strap-on and tells me to turn around.

    Let's not get too carried away now
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just stared at this pic for like 10 minutes straight.

    Not even kidding.

    I want to know what her pee tastes like.

    It's so clear like some fi1tered water straight off the mountain top.

    I want her to light up a cigarette, take a puff, and then slide that thing lit end first directly up my ass.

    If I complain about it hurting, she slaps me and tells me how weak I am and that a real man could handle a little bit of the business end of a cigarette up the poop shute.

    Then she tells me I'm not good enough for her as she stands up and starts putting her pants on.

    I kneel before her and start begging for a chance to taste one last drop of her pee, but she tells me I'm not worthy.

    She then puts on a strap-on and tells me to turn around.

    I don't even think about questioning her and I just do what she says.

    She aggressively yanks my underwear down, and spreads me like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

    Next thing I know, I feel an intense pressure deep inside my rectum.

    Waves of pleasurable stimulation spread from my prostate while she tells me how tight my boi pussi is.

    The rhythm just starts hitting me just right, and my dick turns into Mount Vesuvius.

    She milks me dry and I fall over and nearly pass out from the experience.

    She lights another smoke and then tells me to get the fuck out.

    I tell her it's my house, but she just rolls her eyes and calls me her worthless bitch slave and tells me I'm lucky I get to walk out alive.

    I go and sit on a street corner and succumb to a tiredness that can't be fought.

    I'll pay you to read this post to me over the phone
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head Not like there's anything wrong with that. I think all womens fluids are beautiful


    I just stared at this pic for like 10 minutes straight.

    Not even kidding.

    I want to know what her pee tastes like.

    It's so clear like some fi1tered water straight off the mountain top.

    I want her to light up a cigarette, take a puff, and then slide that thing lit end first directly up my ass.

    If I complain about it hurting, she slaps me and tells me how weak I am and that a real man could handle a little bit of the business end of a cigarette up the poop shute.

    Then she tells me I'm not good enough for her as she stands up and starts putting her pants on.

    I kneel before her and start begging for a chance to taste one last drop of her pee, but she tells me I'm not worthy.

    She then puts on a strap-on and tells me to turn around.

    I don't even think about questioning her and I just do what she says.

    She aggressively yanks my underwear down, and spreads me like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

    Next thing I know, I feel an intense pressure deep inside my rectum.

    Waves of pleasurable stimulation spread from my prostate while she tells me how tight my boi pussi is.

    The rhythm just starts hitting me just right, and my dick turns into Mount Vesuvius.

    She milks me dry and I fall over and nearly pass out from the experience.

    She lights another smoke and then tells me to get the fuck out.

    I tell her it's my house, but she just rolls her eyes and calls me her worthless bitch slave and tells me I'm lucky I get to walk out alive.

    I go and sit on a street corner and succumb to a tiredness that can't be fought.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Billy teh Block Head Houston (banned)
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The 50yr old stripper is cuter

    The 50yr old stripper doesn't have a moldy cunt

    Etc

    Not like there's anything wrong with that. I think all women are beautiful.

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