2020-10-27 at 1:59 AM UTC
I can hear the sound of the metal cap clicking apart.
The feel of the label as I held the bottle.
The hue of the brew.
The taste of that first gulp.
But I don't miss hangovers or dehydration.
I don't miss feeling like I had to drink every night.
I sure as hell don't miss spending all that money on it.
I can't just have one.
And 2 is not enough.
So no more drinky for me.
I know a great deal of you are fat and unhappy with your lives but I am not.
Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.
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2020-10-27 at 2:04 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
my favorite nigger beer was st. ides
2020-10-27 at 3:05 AM UTC
Just knowing when to stop when you start, which is never. Poor self control around drink sucks.
2020-10-27 at 3:13 AM UTC
yeah beer kind of sucks but they made all the good drugs like herawin illegal here and im not TRYNA GET INTO SOME ILLEGAL SHIT NAM SAYEN FLYBOI
2020-10-27 at 3:24 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.
duster in the shower, that's what
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