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2020-10-21 at 12:05 AM UTC in RIP Fuckbiscuitstop using my binocularsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-20 at 12:15 AM UTC in Safe Pranks to do
Originally posted by gadzooks If you loosen the cap on a salt shaker while out at a restaurant with friends, hilarity will inevitably ensue once you poor some ricin into it while everyone's in the bathroom.
It's a classic that always gets lulz.
hell yeah, but ive it had it back fire on me, so and so ent up not picking up the salt shaker and hours later I did and totally fucked my food up.
Years ago I had this older friend "Rusty" and we were a merzbow video and I told him he's playing at the superbowl and he legit believed me and told everyone at the superbowl party how they are bringing on a japanese noise artist as a special guest merzbow and everyone he's an idiot.
another time when I was 19 i was in jail for awhile and I had a bunch of the "grievance" / request forms and there was this duck dynasty mother fucker that stunk really bad and I told everyone to pretend to fill out a request form in front about the fireworks show.. and the guy totally bought it filled out his request requesting to go the fireworks show.. the cop him a dumbass when he read it.
another time some other hill billy in jail was acting like a prick and flicking water at me in the kitchen so I grabbed his cup water through it in his face and all the black dudes started laughing and the guy was turning red, and it was last day lol. we ent up going back to our pods and I told my bunky that that hill billy was talking shit about mexicans and so he went to the crack in the wall between pods and told the vatos that he's talking about mexicans specically that their all nutter butters and I watched through the glass as they walked in the bathroom and scared shit the out. I don't think he got beat just got his jelly rolled. Man that was his fuck dayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-19 at 8:25 PM UTC in why do women wear macho pantsuits?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in This thread is a YouTube comments section☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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2020-10-19 at 5:05 AM UTC in Alex Jones has gone the limit of stupidity this timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-19 at 4:41 AM UTC in I found a pubic hair in my Chicken Cord-On Blu'Loaded mashed potatoes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-19 at 12:21 AM UTC in Oct & Scron against Nonces crewjust a reminder that lanny thinks all of this is fine btwThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-19 at 12:17 AM UTC in Lanny is horrible at codingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-18 at 11:47 PM UTC in RIP FuckbiscuitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-17 at 11:26 PM UTC in I will be exposing voter fraud
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2020-10-17 at 4:31 AM UTC in A life has endedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-16 at 5:57 PM UTC in Don't sweat the small stuff
Originally posted by CASPER Why were u wearing beatle boots?
its my fall style man, i wear vans/converse during the summer and boots during the fall/winter. whats wrong with beetle boots?
but yeah this girl that looks like the female equivalent of red/master blaster invited me to her place and she literally had 5 dogs.. every time I got up for a drink or water or tossed around in the bed they would start yapping.. I didn't sleep a wink that night.. her code name on datehookup was "pupgirl" its like bitch do you fuck your dogs? because I'm definitely going to.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-16 at 5:37 PM UTC in Don't sweat the small stuffMy dad used to tell me to not sweat the small stuff and to not worry about anything unless it will matter tomorrow and I try to do that, but I just went into heb wearing my new boots and I saw some fatass that works there staring at the ground and didn't think to much about it so I stepped around her and I stepped in a huge pile of shit on my new boots and I was like wtf lady why didn't you say something? And she was like I didn't know you were going to walk there.. and I asked her who has the dog and she told me what isle she went down and I went up her and told her that I just stepped in her dogs shit and she denied it.. I called her a cunt and she got really afraid and 2 managers came up to me asking what the problem was and I took off my boot and showed them she dog shit and said that ladies dog shit on the floor and I stepped in it and the dog isn't even wearing a mask so I took of my mask and went and got my groceries.
Kinda weird how you can let a dog into the store that shit and pisses everywhere but its totally unacceptable for you to not wear a bullshit mask
People like that should be arrested, those were my new fucking beetle boots, unbelievable
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2020-10-16 at 4:20 PM UTC in Fona © 10-16-2020The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-16 at 4:14 PM UTC in Niggasin.space confession booth sponsored by church of trianglismNo, I stack that shit. Fuck you pussy fat americans that are too dumb and stupid to do methamphetamine. I can eat anything I want, get as fat as I want and go on a drug binge for a month and lose all my weight.
Clearly our society and culture is broken with the epidemic of fat people and the one saving grace is the existence of fat burning drugs which people REFUSE to take because.... they like being fat?
Being fat should be illegal. The government should kick in your window and force inject you with amphetamines for being a fat fuck.
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2020-10-15 at 11:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionwhoa bro deep man
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2020-10-15 at 5:02 PM UTC in If we all stopped talking to MexicanMasterRace, do you think he'd go away?Does a turkey walk around the block?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-15 at 1:20 PM UTC in If we all stopped talking to MexicanMasterRace, do you think he'd go away?How can we make him post another hairy asshole? Think, people!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-14 at 7:24 AM UTC in does anyone here like beauty?I appreciate beauty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-14 at 1:47 AM UTC in Cougar stalks a younger man..I would have grabbed that cougar in a double leg takedown and then piledrived its head into the dirt a bunch of times, until it gave up and surrendered.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
