Posts by G

1. 2020-06-27 at 6:20 AM UTC in What will you do if you catch the kungflu
   

   G African Astronaut
   I'm supreme therefor immune.
2. 2020-06-26 at 10:56 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get a projector and have everything projected onto your windscreen.

   
   That doesn't solve the problem of having it tangible to manage calls,navi etc. whilest driving though.
3. 2020-06-26 at 10:51 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   G African Astronaut
   My cardio jam.
   
   
4. 2020-06-26 at 9:32 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   G African Astronaut
   My Jag X308 has limited vent space so having to use up a portion of it for a phone mount is detrimental in this hot & humid location. It absolutely detracts from an otherwise stellar driving experience.
   
   I found this unit that mounts in a HUD like fashion on the dash. It's cheap & well reviewed so we shall see if it works in my situation.
   
   
5. 2020-06-26 at 9:11 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   G African Astronaut
   Was trying to get all sexy for a pool party tomm. & my damn Mangroomer Backshaver died !? Can't complain, I had the original model 10+ years. The new model is rechargeable lithium powered w/ 2 heads trimmer for initial cut then a foil head for smooth shave wet/dry etc.
   
   What sucks is that it died in midst of a yeti grooming, I have a streak down my back not unlike a skunk right now lol.
   
   
6. 2020-06-26 at 9:07 PM UTC in Todays my birthday
   

   G African Astronaut
   HBD !
   
   
   
7. 2020-06-26 at 9:05 PM UTC in The use of condoms is intrinsically evil.
   

   G African Astronaut
   Condoms are like taking a shower in a wet suit.
8. 2020-06-26 at 8:41 AM UTC in Trying to train my tiger
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryIVer Be careful with glue. Your cat could try to eat it.

   
   Non-toxic craft glue.
9. 2020-06-26 at 5:33 AM UTC in Fona's Teeth Whitening Thread
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wat.
   
   He literally doesn't have teeth. He can't fuck them up with coffee and cigarettes

   
   Idiot index is @ it's apex w/ you today. He's literally & physically displaying his khaki teeth in OP.
10. 2020-06-26 at 3:50 AM UTC in I prefer a moderate amount of kinetic energy to be present in my surrounding air molecules...
    

    G African Astronaut
    Wear a mask, you'll still get them.
11. 2020-06-26 at 1:43 AM UTC in Americans during the Spanish flu (1918)
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again the mask isn't for your protection it's to stop your liquid coughings going on others…it's for their protection.

    
    
    Airborne microns still transfer with or without a liquid/vehicle/mucous w/ these type masks. Sure it'll help, but making it seem like this is the supreme preventive/save all is chicanery.
12. 2020-06-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in Trying to train my tiger
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G Modded to doublewide scratcher via gorilla tape, decimated in 5 weeks via Teddy Krueger.
    
    

    
    Copped Theodore a new jawn, upped the modification game to using glue for the merger.
    
    
13. 2020-06-26 at 12:03 AM UTC in Trying to train my tiger
    

    G African Astronaut
    When my cat's lounging I like to leap in w/ sick air guitar solos like today "Motley Cru - Girls,Girls,Girls" provoked a monsta session. He tolerates the lead guitar solos but when I hit a fierce bass slap/power formation he gets pissed & frog splashes me w/ fangs & claws engaged. My cat's obviously a bass hater pfft.
    
    
    Mötley Crüe - Girls Girls Girls (Official Music Video)
    
    
    
    
14. 2020-06-25 at 11:09 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Mancave's finna be poppin'
    
    
15. 2020-06-25 at 11:01 PM UTC in "finna" = "fixing to"
    

    G African Astronaut
    Finna hit PetSmart & Lowes then my buddy's pool.
16. 2020-06-25 at 10:29 PM UTC in I shaved my hair again, kinda ruined it though (pic)
    

    G African Astronaut
    Just had a concubine give me a hot oil treatment Tuesday, my shit's salon quality right about now.
17. 2020-06-25 at 7:44 PM UTC in "finna" = "fixing to"
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Tater-tot by chance? That's the good good.

    
    Yeah TT casserole, top was mad crispy w/ Lawrys seasoning salt.
18. 2020-06-25 at 7:10 PM UTC in "finna" = "fixing to"
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh yeah. Green Bean Casserole lol

    
    Had hotdish when in Bismark as a teen, shit was great especially when it's -998.5 degrees outside lol.
19. 2020-06-25 at 6:57 PM UTC in "finna" = "fixing to"
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Fargo doesn't have any specialty foods. Maybe Knoephla soup I guess.

    
    Fleischkuekle,Hotdish ?!
20. 2020-06-25 at 6:18 PM UTC in Oregon county mandates mask wearing, exempts blacks.
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by likesmice Why do you hate black people, Casper? Don't freak out or anything… I just wanna know.

    
    Casper's the apple of many an ebony filly's eye, of course he's no racist.