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  1. G African Astronaut
    Brush your fucking teeth.

    Love,
    Uncle G
  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER no not fuckin megabeth

    Get hoes,,,
  3. G African Astronaut
    Either way my tiger blood is being coveted by scientists as it should be. My Messianic King claims don't look so ludicrous now, (insert sinister laughter) lol.
  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G What does that matter to me ?! They're testing my blood researching for Covid studies, I'm losing nothing but plasma in the deal. $600+ in free cryo sessions, hell I'm up lol. My world hasn't stopped since this non-sense sparked.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you couldnt be sure unless you have another twin that takes none of this and falls ill frequenly.

    have you get your family tested ?

    My son's negative, rest of my fam's abroad.
  5. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You do know these "tests kits" (PCR/Polymerase chain reaction) are notorious for producing false positives and if you even had the common flu before you would most probably test positive for COVID-19, even though you never had COVID-19, don't you?

    What does that matter to me ?! They're testing my blood researching for Covid studies, I'm losing nothing but plasma in the deal. $600+ in free cryo sessions, hell I'm up lol. My world hasn't stopped since this non-sense sparked.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Get'em son, get'em !
  7. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not even minor stuff like runny nose and sored throat ?

    Negative I rarely ever get those, I credit it to my decade + of oregano oil use.

  8. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you never got sick ?

    Not within the last year or so.
  9. G African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby you can always write me in sir. I can sort this whole shit show out in 90 days !
  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your blood could now be worth its weight in gold.

    Right now I'm content w/ the free cryotherapy vouchers,travel expense & lunch lol.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and yet your positive ?

    I teach hand to hand combat w/ people from all over the globe, it's no surprise I came into contact w/ it. Can't recall being sick @ all in the last year though. #TIGERBLOOD

  11. G African Astronaut
    Absofuckinglutely
  12. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp Nearly everybody at the hospital I work at, including myself, has tested positive for antibodies. Anybody that has been out shopping in the last 3 months or been around children or people with children most likely has antibodies too at this point.

    Top percentile son, they're harvesting my plasma to study.
  13. G African Astronaut
    People who don't use an avatar have absolutely no personality

    As opposed to MMR who has multiple lol.
  14. G African Astronaut
    I treat my devices like pets they never go hungry/beyond 50%.
  15. G African Astronaut
    No because I'm supreme w/ confirmed high covid antibodies, have always practiced good hand hygiene & kept my distance among peasants.
  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Not even remotely true lmao.

    You need to fill out a 1099 when you make over $600

    Paypal submits one regardless of how much you make. But $600 is when YOU need to fill one out. IRS does not give a fuck about your sales.

    This is common knowledge. Lmao. Implying the IRS would let you get away with making 1,999 tax free. They want their 15%

    Absolutely incorrect as usual.

    The $600 rule applies to the business paying you money, not to you. The IRS requires that if a business remits $600 or more to you during the tax year, it must issue you a Form 1099-MISC for that amount. You'll receive a copy of the 1099, and the IRS will receive a copy as well.

    https://budgeting.thenest.com/report-earnings-under-600-27251.html#:~:text=The%20%24600%20rule%20applies%20to,receive%20a%20copy%20as%20well.
  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G I tested positive @ work for covid anti-bodies, they're now harvesting my deity level plasma & treating me like Tony Starks @ Duke Medical Center lol.


    Cashed in a cryo-therapy voucher today, fucking beauteous experience. I feel like running a marathon although the 95° FH w/ 93% humidity says otherwise lol.
  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ No!!! I'm going to change who I am now. I dont like turtles anymore for starters.

    G Factoid :

    As kids me & my good buddy Lee used to collect & trade pet turtles(snappers,red eared sliders etc.). One day I forgot what for but he decided to return a slider & we weren't home so he left it in the garage in midst of a early August heat wave. He just left the damn turtle w/ no bowl etc. on the workbench in a sweltering closed in garage. He asked me the next day did I get the turtle, I was like "WTF ?!" went outside & found him shriveled up & dead in his shell lol practically dehydrated like jerky. So yeah my buddy "Lee Lee/Li'Li" is a turtle murderer.
  19. G African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby keep shitting on MMR, he's close to melt down which will spawn yet another skitzo alt acct. hopefully this iteration will be more entertaining lol.
  20. G African Astronaut
    No as I'm an heterosexual adult male.
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