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1. 2020-07-01 at 5:35 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
   

   G African Astronaut
   So Teddy decimated his snack & is now laying all gorged out on the kitchen counter like a drunken lord.
2. 2020-07-01 at 5:33 AM UTC in Eat your heart out Steve
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Also you didn't answer my question, shitskin.

   
   You have zero insight as to my hue, if you did you'd realize you're so off base w/ your assumptions that it warrants no rebuttal. The story of your life I know lol.
3. 2020-07-01 at 5:10 AM UTC in Eat your heart out Steve
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal My dad is half Chinese

   
   You nor your mother have a clue as to who your father is oh deluded one. Now run along & get black out drunk & get lost in shitty emo music.
4. 2020-07-01 at 5:06 AM UTC in My jéwish friend gave me these "Jéw tricks"
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BummyMofo Post your apartment online for rent and pretend you're the property manager. After you collect $50 application fees, just send everyone denial letters.

   
   Also post(CL,FB etc.) a very desirable location & state there is a $50 background check for every applicant. This can be done w/ no face to face interaction etc. If you're really grimy you'll have their DL #,SSN etc. to play with.
5. 2020-07-01 at 4:49 AM UTC in NiS Biggest Loser: June Edition
   

   G African Astronaut
   Fona's mad pacing the floor,chain smoking in his roach infested apartment w/ frantic energy as he longs to hit up yard sales & good will to purchase 10¢ ashtrays to fill the void left by Tech's shunning of him.
   
   But alas it's midnight so he can't.
6. 2020-07-01 at 4:27 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra surprised your cat will eat that stuff
   
   one of mine likes salty stuff so she eats chips, and tries to steal the meat out of my burrito

   
   Mine loves fucking salty cashews lol it causes him to wreak the litter box though.
7. 2020-07-01 at 4:12 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
   

   G African Astronaut
   This thread just inspired me to go give Teddy Ho a midnight snack !
8. 2020-07-01 at 3:58 AM UTC in Eat your heart out Steve
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Why did you put that in quotes?
   You do know that word isn't just used to refer to the geographic location right?
   It has been used to refer to people with European and Asian ancestry for a long time.
   Also stop trying so hard, I don't look jewish at all.

   
   The quotations are used to add emphasis on your idiotic,deluded claim. You have about as much Asian ancestry as Fona has Congolese lol.
9. 2020-07-01 at 3:42 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I mean if you get used to it it's not bad at all and it's extremely cheap, yeah. Just imagine being a cat and eating the same fucking thing your whole life. It sounds awful but it's really not. Your mind can adjust.

   
   I switch my Teddy Ho's up w/ different wets per week. He keeps a dish full of kibble @ most times & gets a serving of wet @ dinner time.
10. 2020-07-01 at 3:07 AM UTC in How do you season your steak?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Quality cuts get sea salt & cracked black pepper. Lower tier cuts get Lawry's Seasoning Salt & black pepper.
11. 2020-07-01 at 3:04 AM UTC in Eat your heart out Steve
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What is that caption even supposed to mean?

    
    How you're always harping you're "eurasian" despite looking like an eastern block jedi as if that somehow negates the fact that you're a heinous loser down to your molecular being. The caption is a visual ironic cue.
12. 2020-07-01 at 2:47 AM UTC in Crips and wetbacks waging race war in california
    

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13. 2020-07-01 at 2:38 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    G African Astronaut
    My jawn from Friday ST.
    
    
    
14. 2020-07-01 at 2:31 AM UTC in Eat your heart out Steve
    

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15. 2020-07-01 at 2:23 AM UTC in So apparently I ate cat food last night
    

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16. 2020-06-30 at 11:59 PM UTC in Anyone else looking forward to MexicanMasterRaces next 110 IQ hot take?
    

    G African Astronaut
    He's teetering on another manic skitzo meltdown. If Bill Krozby gets back to vigorously shitting on him, a new §m£ÂgØL/MMR/Alfredo will emerge. Hopefully this one's a bit closer to the portly garden gnome w/ insecurity issues & not the grandiose,buff bisexual beta male.
17. 2020-06-30 at 11:46 PM UTC in Trying to train my tiger
    

    G African Astronaut
    So I copped Theodore a wand/stalk toy. As previously stated he's a smug fuck & doesn't like to be seen doing frivolous shit like swatting lowly toys designed for cats, he prefers fine leather furniture & so forth. So I rigged it up hanging off my kitchen counter anchored down w/ a full gallon jug of water so he could have @ it in privacy.
    
    
    
    Well later that night I heard a loud thud in the kitchen, I go in to investigate & Teddy's sitting slumped over against the cabinet looking bewildered & disheveled. Apparently me anchoring it down w/ the bottle standing upright made it unstable & caused it to crash down on top of him lol. I now have it anchored w/ the jug laying horizontally & it's stable. But he's been so calm & dare I say "sweet" every since lol.
    
    A mild concussion & PTSD may be the best cat trainer available, Jackson Galaxy be damned.
    
    
18. 2020-06-30 at 9:38 AM UTC in I miss Yahoo Messenger
    

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19. 2020-06-30 at 9:32 AM UTC in yo hiki
    

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20. 2020-06-30 at 9:30 AM UTC in A live show for NIS (exclusive Hiki performance)
    

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