So I copped Theodore a wand/stalk toy. As previously stated he's a smug fuck & doesn't like to be seen doing frivolous shit like swatting lowly toys designed for cats, he prefers fine leather furniture & so forth. So I rigged it up hanging off my kitchen counter anchored down w/ a full gallon jug of water so he could have @ it in privacy.
Well later that night I heard a loud thud in the kitchen, I go in to investigate & Teddy's sitting slumped over against the cabinet looking bewildered & disheveled. Apparently me anchoring it down w/ the bottle standing upright made it unstable & caused it to crash down on top of him lol. I now have it anchored w/ the jug laying horizontally & it's stable. But he's been so calm & dare I say "sweet" every since lol.
A mild concussion & PTSD may be the best cat trainer available, Jackson Galaxy be damned.