2017-12-07 at 2:13 AM UTC
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Investing 1000/wk
BTC currently @ 14K+ lol.
Mine are self-driving, @ times.
2017-11-21 at 2:01 AM UTC
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how stop man hair growth
I recently got electrolysis on the tragus region of my ear, money well spent.
2017-11-21 at 12:31 AM UTC
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Pouring NyQuil up my ass.
Only if you prepare your rectum by inserting something rough textured & slide it in & out to create abrasions. That way the NyQuil can easily enter the bloodstream. Basically fuck yourself w/a cactus then you're good to go. Godspeed.
Charles is now lounging in Dubai w/ the finest concubines serving him grapes & beluga caviar @ the beckoning of his hand.
False Flag : Charles' don't die.
2017-11-20 at 4:04 AM UTC
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Styx
Styx & REO Speedwagon are acceptable guilty pleasure bands.
Asics have been garbage since the 90's, nothing to see here.
I grimaced as I read this thread.
I once even went the lengths of having a custom hardwood toilet seat made, it had feet grooves carved into it for optimum traction. I commissioned a out of work carpenter from Craig's List. I remember him having a look of bewilderment when I explained my job to him lol. Was a bit awkward having to squat on the template for him to draw a pattern around my feet.
Once in county jail I gather someone was too bashful to defecate in the cell with their mates, so they conveniently left a huge coil in the day room showers. You've never seen a chiseled from stone, fearless convict cower away in utter fear as fast as when he faced an unexpected visit from the fecal fairy.
It was funny as hell seeing 2 older ebony gents go into rants about "fucking weirdos shitting in the shower" & that this was "cruel & unusual punishment" as they donned make-shift Hazmat suits w/checker board chest shields (held around the neck with toilet paper rope) & surgical masks of old commissary bags. The gloves were fashioned out of zip lock bags that the initial hygiene pack was handed out in & made the tossing of cleaning chemicals from feet away an ardous task. It took 2 wily vets over an hour to do so, as the bewildered C.O. just stood there scratching his head. I remember one of the clean up guys Mr. Willie wandered around for days stroking his chin mumbling aloud "who tha fuck shits in a shower ?!". Mind you there was only 2 stalls for roughly 50 heads & that one was avoided like the plague for mo.'s by the heads in the "know".
Weeks later it was determined that a guy in D-17 was the culprit who was referred from then on as "Filthy Mac Nasty" & "Shitfrey Dahmer". He was ostracised from the group,left out of the spade tournaments & the related comradery(discussing the buttocks of the musical artists on BET,whose the best rapper debates, etc.),,,ah the memories
I defecate in a manner I termed "drago technique" it is the norm for many original people. I used to call it the "gargoyle" but I have elevated the game to have perfect weight distribution as to not break any more toilet seats. My non-perfected technique has been responsible for many a broken toilet seat that has cost me 2 concubines & a 425$ damage charge from a Marriot. It promotes better bowel evacuation & keeps the knees limber.
As a child my family travelled the globe, I remember fondly while in India during the 70's, another child stumbled upon me in "drago" formation, well back then it was "gargoyle"(coined due to the familiarity of looking as if perched on a roof top like the afore named statues). He was perplexed,ran & told his father who was some kind of village holy man, who then assured me & his seed that it was completely normal, which I already knew lol. To this day I ponder if Sanu picked up the drago technique,,,
I expect many people are grumpy & @ risk of colon rot/cancer just by simply not shitting properly.
Post last edited by G at 2017-11-19T09:33:45.331824+00:00
