Posts by G

1. 2017-11-13 at 1:04 AM UTC in Where is the original Tinychat members?
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet The fuck is a CAPTCHA?

   
   A shitty interface that apparently new users endure.
2. 2017-11-13 at 12:52 AM UTC in Where is the original Tinychat members?
   

   G African Astronaut
   I am out of high test beverages.
   
   Also the CAPTCHA interface here is shit.
3. 2017-11-05 at 11:54 PM UTC in im tired of this forum being the second most under developd forum
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock my understanding is the aluminum ones would develop that cavitation-slash-dielectric problem and leak. the plastic ones were 'supposed' to be more resistant to the cavitation and impervious to the electric flow.

   
   The previous XJ6 era & XJS are responsible for the brand's undeserved bad rep. Faulty wring & electrical gremlins for days. Lucas industries/the ones responsible for it are referred to as "Lucas The Prince Of Darkness" in many Jag owner circles lol. I've driven & owned the new breed Jags & they're basically a sexy Ford Taurus.
   
   BMW's glory years were 97-2003 as well. The transmission in the base Jaguar X308 is actually a BMW zf5hp24 unit.
   
   Here's the upgraded drum.
   
   
   
   
   
   Post last edited by G at 2017-11-06T00:34:53.494641+00:00
4. 2017-11-05 at 11:45 PM UTC in im tired of this forum being the second most under developd forum
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion "Here's the mangled drum it's really befuddling as to why they would use a stamped piece of hardware in such a stressed location on @ the time a $70,000 vehicle".
   Why because Jaguar's are the most over rated pieces of shit EVER.

   
   Spoken like a true layman, the X308/1997-2003 was the era where Jaguar developers finally worked out their bugs & was before the total Ford take over/emasculation. The only true flaws of this vehicle are plastic timing tensioners(easily replaceable w/ metal units),the aforementioned A-drum & the plastic thermostat housing, all of which I've upgraded. These cars have real wood,Connolly leather & some of the sexist lines on a modern vehicle. I've owned Maserati,Lexus,Corvettes etc. the X308 easily shits upon them all. No car hugs the road as gracefully.
   
   Post last edited by G at 2017-11-05T23:48:41.158453+00:00
5. 2017-11-05 at 11:07 PM UTC in im tired of this forum being the second most under developd forum
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Hey I've been working on cars longer than most of you retards have been alive

   Unlikely
   
   I'm rather fond of fast things, so I decided to upgrade my recently restored gem of a classic Jaguar. I added the supercharger from the same model's sport version/XJR. The end goal was to go from 290 horsepower to 370. In my zealous en devour(read as drunken planning) I didn't account for the additional torque on the transmission. First test drive netted me a 5 second 0-60 time & a huge bang that sounded & felt as if Godzilla had patted my car on the ass lol. It chewed up the forward/A-drum resulting in me having to have the entire transmission rebuilt. I replaced the weak stamped drum w/a better forged unit. Now my 4,000 pound land yacht is as nimble as she's ever been.
   
   Here's the mangled drum it's really befuddling as to why they would use a stamped piece of hardware in such a stressed location on @ the time a $70,000 vehicle.
   
   
   
   
   
   Post last edited by G at 2017-11-05T23:13:32.947355+00:00
6. 2017-11-05 at 10:41 PM UTC in Crouton and cock
   

   G African Astronaut
   Crouton is like "Fisher Price's My 1st Drug Experience" kit for toddlers. Sack up son.
7. 2017-11-05 at 10:39 PM UTC in alcohol is a really shitty drug
   

   G African Astronaut
   In the last 48 hours I've consumed 43 ounces of 12 year old small batch whisky. I'm rather fond of the experience thus far.
8. 2017-11-05 at 10:32 PM UTC in buying stem cells off the black market and snorting them to increase IQ
   

   G African Astronaut
   This can't be life.
9. 2017-11-05 at 10:25 PM UTC in im tired of this forum being the second most under developd forum
   

   G African Astronaut
   Well I tried to post my Jaguar upgrade thread, yet it doesn't give me a Captcha to do so, is there a limitation on new members ?! I'm always upgrading or destroying vehicles in my lair so new threads shouldn't be an issue lol.
10. 2017-11-05 at 10:05 PM UTC in alcohol is a really shitty drug
    

    G African Astronaut
    Alcohol is for stable pillars of the universe, I suggest you find something more suited for your disposition like Premsyn or Midol.
11. 2017-11-05 at 9:29 PM UTC in i take control HTS account and murdered her entire family wat the fuck u gonna do about it bitches
    

    G African Astronaut
    OP contains deceit.