Posts by G

2020-06-25 at 4:54 PM UTC in "finna" = "fixing to"

G African Astronaut

MMR's idiocy exposed yet again, so he tries to play it off as a weak troll attempt lol.

2020-06-25 at 4:49 PM UTC in Trying to train my tiger

G African Astronaut

Modded to doublewide scratcher via gorilla tape, decimated in 5 weeks via Teddy Krueger.

2020-06-25 at 5:59 AM UTC in Fona's Teeth Whitening Thread

G African Astronaut

Coffee,cigarettes,shit diet etc. @ 30+ you're done son. Get money, get veneers. Hell they even finance them nowadays.

2020-06-25 at 5:53 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬

G African Astronaut

Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Nobody does except the elderly who don't know any better

lol DTV,Kodi,BRUTUS,IPTV via Google Fiber etc. there's nothing I can't watch. Boss level media set-up.

2020-06-25 at 4:51 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬

G African Astronaut

Channel 530 on DirecTV

2020-06-25 at 4:48 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬

G African Astronaut

Half Baked's currently on "Starz In Black HD".

2020-06-25 at 4:44 AM UTC in Trump on testing for the Coronavirus

G African Astronaut

Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Damn, G's sister said it first, folks!

Sister in law dip shit, I personally don't care for the cunt but she knows her industry. Now keep regurgitating shit you read on the web meanwhile I'll take it from people I actually know lol.

2020-06-25 at 4:23 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬

G African Astronaut

Originally posted by CandyRein I like John Legend :)

He's a talented dude for sure but he's corny as fuck lol.

2020-06-25 at 3:35 AM UTC in Trump on testing for the Coronavirus

G African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ The numbers are exaggerated but also let's compare them to the numbers of people that die from the common flu which are not exaggerated and definitely just people actually dying from the flu and not having any other underlying conditions.

Tor fucking Valds

My sister in law is a health professional in Georgia & has her own clinic, her daughter is also a nurse, they are following the story closely so I get first-hand accounts of the bullshit down there.

What I heard yesterday was that if you get a positive test, you are asked to do follow up tests to keep tracking your progress. What they don't tell you is that if your follow up tests continue to be positive, each test is being counted as a separate case & added to the "new infections" list.

Why there isn't a goddamn revolution over this bullshit I don't know, everyone is so terrified & spineless it's insane.

2020-06-24 at 9:33 PM UTC in Americans during the Spanish flu (1918)

G African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL Saying someone isn't going to get the virus is as stupid and dense as saying you will stop people from getting the common flu. Ain't gonna happen. Only a full-blown idiot would suggest something like that is possible.

MMR's a confirmed idiot, nothing to see here.

2020-06-24 at 9:31 PM UTC in Fona 6-24-2020

G African Astronaut

Brush your fucking teeth.

Love,
Uncle G

(errrr my bad ?!)

2020-06-24 at 9:29 PM UTC in Trying to train my tiger

G African Astronaut

Originally posted by G My cat/Teddy Hoeservelt is greedy as fuck, every time a human is in the kitchen it's to give him food is his thinking. When he doesn't get fed, he passively aggressively gets pissed & storms over to his cardboard scratch lounger & releases his displeasure in a frantic scratch fit. He's scratched holes through it already lol. If really hungry/pissed he will shoot @ your ankle/shin/calf w/ teeth & claws engaged, lil faggot draws blood often lol.

Pet Smart's not taking cat appt.s since the covid bullshit, so his nails are now talons.

I have numerous spray bottles strategically set up around the house @ his usual attack locations.

Today found a pet spa that was doing cat nails, win !