Posts by Malice

1. 2018-01-08 at 1:30 AM UTC in Why wont malice kill himself?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   sploo, there's a good chance you're on the spectrum as well. Do a search for autism and Raven's progressive Matrices. I was going to make a post about autism and intelligence some time ago, but couldn't be arsed.
2. 2018-01-07 at 9:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   As I combed my hair before bed I searched for a reason as to why I was doing so.
   
   One word came to mind: vanity
3. 2018-01-07 at 8:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Why is it that I'm grossed out by actual women but not the uncensored version of Monster Musume?
   
   
4. 2018-01-07 at 8:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I want us all to get high and have a slumber party one day.
5. 2018-01-07 at 8:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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6. 2018-01-07 at 8:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh dear lord I'm bad.
7. 2018-01-07 at 8:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   You could say that joke was awfully
   
   cold
   
   but not as cold as your father.
8. 2018-01-07 at 7:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny For family it's usually a hug. A handshake with a family member seems kinda cold.

   
   No dear, that was because your father's dead.
   
   *ba-dum-tish*
9. 2018-01-07 at 7:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny Kinda sounds like how people try to blame nearly every death with an economic origin during the soviet era on Marxism. Kinda funny how that works huh?
   
   Also don't know why you're talking about the "vast majority", why that's relevant here. Do you think I don't know what capitalism is?

   
   You know what one advantage capitalism has over communism is? Food. The mass famines were directly attributable to communism, mass deaths to the massive concentration of power at the hands of the state: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democide
   
   And, yes, it specifically crossed my mind that this didn't apply to you, but you know how I going off on a tangent and ranting about how much I fucking hate leftists.
10. 2018-01-07 at 7:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    One? Apparently you're also a bit narcissistic as well.
11. 2018-01-07 at 6:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just don't go. There are probably a lot of people that don't show up and I doubt anyone will care much. God you're being a wimp.
    
    You need to train in the art of not giving a fuck.
12. 2018-01-07 at 6:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    All bow before the mighty power of autism memory!
13. 2018-01-07 at 6:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by D4NG0 That seems a bit far fetched. Quote?

    
    Here you go:
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny "Parasite" implies a certain kind of legitimacy to the object of parasitism which I wouldn't agree with. As opposed to a parasite, I prefer to think of myself as a rank and file Nazi solider, participating in and profiting from evil although indirectly and I mean hey, we all gotta eat at the end of the day right? I certainly don't think working in the financial industry is a good thing but it would be pretty hypocritical to say don't do it if you're looking for a high pay-to-effort ratio gig.

14. 2018-01-07 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Capitalist ideology has killed more people than any other. Says the doughy tech kid sitting in a high rise apartment in the middle of San Francisco.
    
    Tell me, would your job exist without capitalism?

    
    Lanny has literally admitted he views himself akin to a rank and file Nazi soldier. He's spineless.
15. 2018-01-07 at 6:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, it's really pretty rare for me to shake someone's hand outside of a business context, it just seems odd.

    
    You probably come off as the kind of guy that's always alone and can't get off without prostate stimulation. Of course they'd avoid it with you.
16. 2018-01-07 at 6:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You people attempt to blame literally everything on capitalism. The vast majority can't even give a coherent definition of it. In their mind it's essentially "When the rich people do the bad stuff."
17. 2018-01-07 at 6:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, imagine being a midget and using special effects artistry, a hyper-realistic silicone mask, to sneak into the lowest grade you could and get away with doing the most outlandish shit you could, captured by a hidden recording device.
    
    This would make for a great show.
18. 2018-01-07 at 6:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    1, 2, FUCK YOU!
19. 2018-01-07 at 6 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Seriously, I just had to rub shea butter onto them.
20. 2018-01-07 at 5:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Owie owie ow ow ow.
    
    For some reason my nipples/areola have been getting really dry and irritated for months.
    
    I need Enter's young supple tongue to keep them moisturized.