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2018-02-09 at 7:21 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny I'm guessing your idea of a "good match" is someone with a similar disposition which, if so, is a pretty naive view of how romance works. As a rule the more as person is like me the more I can't stand them.
Interestingly, the more similar people are the more positive outcomes in long term relationships/marriage tend to be. IIRC the correlation is pretty high. This is really unfortunate for you.
Personally, my ideal woman likely would have an atypical manifestation of Asperger's and have worked through the problems related to it. Autistic women generally have a far more masculine cognitive profile. Their brains look more like that of neurotypical males while developing. Standard women are unbearable.If you think this is an asset in mathematics then you aren't doing the kind of mathematics that people spend their lives on.
This is indeed true, but it's still a valuable ability. I neglected mathematics past elementary, although prior to that I think I may have gotten standardized scores in the top fraction of a percentage. It was mostly due to going to a shitty middle school and immediately shutting down.
I need to understand things on a systematic level. The underlying logical foundations. Right now I don't understand math in that manner at all, but I do have a very strong ability in this regard, which is how I was able to grasp neuroscience, particularly the neurology of autism, to such a degree. It's possible it could manifest in math as well, although due to how I feel about it this may never occur or will at least occur to a far lower degree.
BTW, what field of math has been most relevant to your daily work? e.g. linear algebra -
2018-02-09 at 6:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-09 at 6:07 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-09 at 6:03 AM UTC in I fucking hate goddamn straight edge peopleBeing straight edge is lame as fuck. I honestly consider a lack of drug use to be a sign of poor character.
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2018-02-09 at 6:02 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...I don't know, maybe it's your attitude. You come off as a trashy southern drug using conservative.
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2018-02-09 at 6:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.God, math is fucking retarded. What kind of sick person actually enjoys this and decides to devote their life to it?
I can understand the value for a tiny fraction of the population, although they only rely on a tiny fraction of what they learn at times during their career, but the enjoyment some people derive from the challenge and finding a solution, particularly novel/clever solutions, which I can fully understand because I experience it myself to some degree, is so clearly a substitute for the power process.
Fortunately my autism memory may make me unusually good at recalling formulas and how to solve problems. -
2018-02-09 at 5:51 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by NARCassist sounds good to me. two things tho, one, with a drug record i can't enter the united states, but you're welcome to come to the UK and i would be delighted to fight you, you fucking faggot. two, i won't be going at all easy on you just because you're all fucked in the head. i'm an equal opportunities ass kicker. just thought its only fair to let you know that, just in case you thought your disability was gonna get you an easy ride or some dumb shit.
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Darn, I forgot you were across the pond. -
2018-02-09 at 5:49 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Are you retarded as well as autistic? Shore up your athletic abilities skills you mongoloid. I didn't say anything remotely resembling the idea that you think the majority of people here are autistic.
I've never been convinced anyone had autism, I simply strongly suspected it at times. -
2018-02-09 at 5:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by NARCassist see, you talk utter shite. literally just contradicted the last sentence you wrote completely with the very next sentence. what was the point of writing that? have you any idea how many man hours of people you just wasted for all the people who will now read that? not to mention the 30 or 40 seconds i've had to take out of my life just to utterly humiliate you to the point that you deserve? i can never get that time back you fucking mong.
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The nice thing about being autistic is that I'm unusually good at pattern recognition and the structure of my mind is different. It's much more closer to a collection of algorithims that are conitnually and unusually rapidly and much more extensively being refined.
In this case you have triggered my trolling detection algorithm. -
2018-02-09 at 5:45 AM UTC in Open season on whitesFinally! I've always wanted to kill a cracker.
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2018-02-09 at 5:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I can't believe I never considered this. What if Captain Falcon is autistic? It would explain so much of his internet persona and behavior.
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2018-02-09 at 5:35 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon If Malice is convinced you have autism, you have autism. If you don't have autism, you still have autism.
That's not true. I have never suspected the majority of people here of being autistic, I've simply suggested it at times due to things they've posted that revealed signs of potentially being autistic.
I recall that some time ago Lanny said that if he went to a psychiatrist/psychologist he could probably get a diagnosis for some form of autism, although he didn't accept it so tacitly, so at the very least I managed to make him consider that he may be autistic, which is kind of funny.
Just visualize Lanny sitting alone in his studio at night, looking sullen and contemplative, a container of hard liquor by him, pondering whether he may be autistic. That moment alone portrays the triumph of trolling, except I'm not trolling, despite not being Boxxy. -
2018-02-09 at 5:30 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by NARCassist and that kids, is how you troll.
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Damn, I forgot about your trolling. You definitely seem like the kind of person that would be serious.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Dolphin pussy > Human pussy >>>>>>>>>>>>> Other pussy
Why? Dolphins have a three chambered vagina that has the ability to push out seawater
What does this mean? You will always have a tight seal. It will feel like getting a blowjob while you fuck.
The dolphin vagina is nature's perfect vagina and I will not accept claims made otherwise
That does sound good. Hell, if I was aroused enough I would be willing to try it just to see what it's like. It may be so good you could never go back, human pussy would be permanently ruined. -
2018-02-09 at 5:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny I too was severely disappointed by malice's test's failure to diagnose autism.
Oh, I was actually considering making a thread on how being drunk and answering inaccurately could easily have lowered your score below the threshold. I wouldn't rule out autism just yet, there have been a lot of signs. -
2018-02-09 at 5:24 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny I too was severely disappointed by malice's test's failure to diagnose autism.
There are actually far more extensive tests, multiple ones. Also, I made it clear that you can't rely on the test alone to determine whether or not you are autistic.
There were actually multiple people who came to the realization that they were autistic due to my test. Hydro and PoC were two of them. Hydro is fucking crazy, but the knowledge of autism can be immensely valuable for PoC to understand himself and the root cause of many of the problems he has, how to best manage symptoms. Kinkou (39/50) also revealed she had been diagnosed with Asperger's. There was also one other member who PM'd me about their score and asked me about symptoms they had noticed throughout their life that made them wonder whether they may be on the spectrum.
Lanny, have you ever developed a crush on or fallen in love with a woman that was confirmed as being on the spectrum or that you suspected may have been? Just curious, you seem like the type that may be drawn to women that have a substantially higher autism quotient than average. Hmm, maybe not judging by what little I know about the women you tend to be attracted to. It really reminds me of Schopenhauer's views on love, how our own personal happiness will be sacrificed by our biological predispositions guiding us towards people that would produce the best offspring, as opposed to simply the best partners for our well being. Those women really seem like an awful match for you, destined to end in failure and immense pain, damage to your life. -
2018-02-09 at 5:16 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
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2018-02-09 at 5:15 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by NARCassist but in most of those cases you can just act surprised when they call to inform you that they've been diagnosed, and have been told to inform any of their previous sexual partners. most won't even figure out for sure that it was you that infected them.
You are a fucking piece if shit. You honestly don’t see the hypocrisy of being wiling up kill a woman for having had sex with a dog without telling you, in part due to the risk of catching q fever, and sleeping without women and not telling them you gave herpes, lying if they become infected.
I’m adding you to the list of people I would be willing to meet up with and fight. As part of this deal, I want any fights to either be livestreamed or recorded and later uploaded. -
2018-02-09 at 5:13 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...Tangentially related to the subject: Does anyone else think that animal vaginas tend to be far more aesthetic than human vaginas? By "aesthetic" I don't mean sexually attractive. I just mean that I've noticed that dog vaginas and especially cats' (Don't do it.) (I don't recall seeing the privates of other animals and I don't want to go looking for pics) look a lot neater than, hell, even the best woman's.
What the hell caused the evolution of such fucked up looking labia? Well, yeah, normally covered by hair, lack of selection pressure. -
2018-02-09 at 5:03 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
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2018-02-09 at 4:42 AM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Sophie Yes dogs are disgusting if you get fucked by a dog you are disgusting by extension and need a one way ticket to the ovens.
No, humans are disgusting. What other animal stinks as much as humans do without bathing?
You can wash a dog. There's no reason why you couldn't soap up its cock while giving it a bath.
How do you even know dog dicks are dirty and they don't stay clean on their own or through licking them? Now, this may sound, but think about vaginas. They're supposed to remain clean, internally, without the need for douches. Periods are absolutely disgusting, they sometimes develop infections, and yet men still fuck them.
Cocks are cleaner than pussies and more aesthetic.