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2018-02-10 at 8:46 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Imagine implanting a device in someone that would make them feel like they were constantly shitting themselves.
This should be feasible. It would be such good revenge. -
2018-02-10 at 8:38 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.But I think memeing IRL is fun. Why the fuck would I want to be normal? You honestly don't see it as unbearably boring, a life not even worth living?
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2018-02-10 at 8:29 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Falco, how many incredibly autistic people have you met and why? It would align with my theory that you may be autistic yourself.
I'm simply explaining why things are the way they are. I have a solid plan to change things and do intend to put effort in.
I wonder if the reason I rouse your ire so often and to such an extent is because I remind you of the aspects of yourself you see as negative, past or present. You give the distinct impression of a person that is strongly affected by a sense of shame. -
2018-02-10 at 8:24 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.How many classes are/were you taking and what's your GPA?
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2018-02-10 at 8:22 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fakeThem hoes ain't loyal.
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2018-02-10 at 8:22 PM UTC in Open season on whitesThe vast majority of whites are worthless and deserve to die. At the very least it would prevent many from having children and harming others.
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2018-02-10 at 8:11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.It's not really about making a statement. I don't exhibit normal human behavior. You can't assume I have normal emotional responses and desires. Think of masochists.
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2018-02-10 at 8:08 PM UTC in Lil sporty is off the wagon again^ Ban him too.
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2018-02-10 at 8:06 PM UTC in I love Valentine's day
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2018-02-10 at 7:59 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.§m£ÂgØL, if I ever see you IRL I'm going to lunge at you, clawing and biting.
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2018-02-10 at 7:58 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Dude, drop the act. Don't wear Gucci knockoffs, don't impress people with your antinatalism, don't try to frighten them. I know taking school seriously is a huge risk for you. The fact that you're even doing it says that you know you're capable of more, and that's a big deal. But right now you're putting up a front, and you know it. You've got nothing to prove to anybody. If you go in and simply do what your instructors tell you, and no more than that, I'm confident you'll succeed.
Originally posted by NARCassist You are going to have such a hard time at college.
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You're completely misunderstanding why I'm doing this. I may be autistic, but I'm not that naive and socially inept. I never expected this to leave a positive impression, my goal isn't to impress people. I want to be left alone and this is simply done for my amusement and to test myself, as a form of therapy/personal development. The art of living freely and ceasing to give a fuck. My severe pervasive anxiety, caused by the neurological modulations autism causes, has greatly interfered with that. With time, effort, and medication I aim to attain that state one day, to be as free IRL as I am online, bring Malice into the real world (Remember the Klan Man?). I want to see the chain of events that unfold after that, and it's bound to be more interesting than the conventional route. I want to talk about all the taboo subjects I've spoken about here, admit things most people wouldn't even admit online.
I plan to document this and record specific moments, such as if I ever have to read an essay out loud or give a presentation. I want to see where all this goes and increasingly ramp up the insanity as time goes on. -
2018-02-10 at 7:48 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lmao Malice is literally going through his 14 year old phase, in his late 20s.
Fun fact: I actually stopped having friends and pretty much talking to other people completely unless necessary around that age. It's very possible that it left me stunted since I never had social relationships past that period, saw how other people developed, with my own development altered as a result of interactions with them along with the natural effect on your neurology. I've never so much as held hands, nor have I wanted to. It's also due to being autistic, but I simply don't feel that natural drive towards forming relationships. Being on the prowl for someone to choose as your mate sounds insane to be, like being thrown into a discordian universe.
Or it could just being that having a severe case of Asperger's, which was made much worse by a lack of diagnosis until 19 and a lack of intervention, any effective therapy and medication, with all this occurring during one of the most critical periods of development, to a severe extent and for a very prolonged period of time, over a decade. It seems pretty possible that I may just be stuck in this state. Fortunately autism may cause hyper-plasticity, but it still won't change that certain changes and the highest periods of growth and plasticity occur at younger ages. Even physically I may have some mild form of delayed development, even physically. It's almost like I'm barely beginning puberty, in a way. -
2018-02-10 at 6:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Roses! There is a chain of ROSES embroidered around the neck! Look at that fagot clown!
I actually wasn’t even planing on buying it, but now I might just as one big “fuck you” to all of you and actually pull it off.
No, wait. It’s not that it looks bad, it’s just too flamboyant and somewhat off feeling for my taste. It just doesn’t suit me. -
2018-02-10 at 6:18 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick It's just too flamboyant for a university. People won't take you seriously. If you want school to go well for you, don't sabotage yourself from the outset.
In philosophy class I’m flat out going to tell everyone I want to dedicate my life to helping bring about the end of all life in existence by advancing anti-natalist and pro-mortalist philophy, as well as helping to advance AI if I have the ability, and that one of my dreams is to personally witness the end of the human race.
A later joke I thought of is that I never got past my chuunibyou phase, which may have sone truth to it.
Also, if anyone ever asks if I date I’m going to respond, “You have nothing to worry about, I’m a lolicon, everyone here is too old for me. -
2018-02-10 at 6:10 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Let’s be honest, of course people on a community like this, who have withstood multiple migrations, been part of the community for over a decade, still post every day on a message board, aren’t going to tend to have the best fashion sense.
I, on the other hand, am different because my autistic powers allow me to attain higher levels of ability far more accurately than usual. I’m like a collection of self-improving algorithms. -
2018-02-10 at 6:07 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Malice, this shirt is a nightmare. If you waste your money on clothes like this, you will look like a freak. Nobody will say anything, but secretly they will think something is wrong with you. Do not wear this to college. If you bought it, don't take off the tags.
Give me a rational explanation of why that is.
I actually don’t necessarily like that shirt enough. There are some very nice Burberry reps available which will fulfill my long sleeve button up requirements. -
2018-02-10 at 6:05 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Even Pablo would fear he'd be seen as a faggot if he wore that
If anyone ever make a remark about me being gay I’m going to play along with it and start reciting a gay erotica I’ve memorized, acting as if it’s something I personally experienced, just to fuck with them.
I absolutely despise machismo culture and gender roles in general. You pathetic cowards act as if you never left middle school, still obsessed with whether other people may be gay and terrified of being seen as gay yourself. -
2018-02-10 at 5:59 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Do you even coordinate your colors wearing all this fake Gucci
This is actually the only Gucci piece I’ve seen that I would consider buying. I’m generally not a fan of Gucci, it’s too flamboyant and feels a bit tacky. It’s also probably the most famous designer brand.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I dress very simply and wear well-fitting clothes, like nice shirts and slacks, or jeans and a tee shirt. When someone who hasn't bought into gay fashion culture sees a guy wearing "streetwear", they just cringe because you look like a clown who forgot to apply makeup. The shirt you posted is a great example: you will look like you were 3D printed you with layers of Liberace's crusted cum. I guess if you're happy then you're happy though.
Why, because it has an embroidered floral pattern around the neck? Oh no, what if the boys in the schoolyard think I’m gay? Your description of the clothes you wear suggest you’re a coward with low confidence, which I already knew, who’s too cowardly to risk standing out or try something new.
Most if the people here are too goddamn ugly for there to be any point in even trying. -
2018-02-10 at 5:54 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I wear dark jeans and single colored button ups when I'm caring about fashion. It's simple, clean, and looks good. 99% of the time I am not trying to look good, but if I was, I certainly wouldn't be wearing the monstrosities that you've posted.
You should trust the advice from we who have actual contact with humans. You'll be laughed at wearing that shit.
§m£ÂgØL you look completely plain and unoriginal, lacking any creativity, wearing that.
Do you know what peacocking is? Flamboyant displays, although I prefer more subdued items, are effective in making females find you attractive, which is not my goal, because it signals (genetic) novelty and confidence.
Let’s do an experiment. I’m going to dress plainly this semester and during the Fall I’ll switch to designer replicas and report back on the difference in reactions.
Honestly, dark jeans and plain buttonups are your idea of dressing well. Did you learn that from your father? The office worker look. You could be wearing exact same thing decades from now. -
2018-02-10 at 5:45 PM UTC in I hate Valentines dayIt’s nice that the college schedule doesn’t align with this.