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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that shit would worry me more than HIV to be honest. if q fever was an std known to be generally carried by humans, i would seriously consider using a condom a bit more often than i do now.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor narcassist got cuckholded by his prostitute girlfriend who stole his dog away from him and took that balloon knot, fam?
    now he has a case of the q fever??
    am i rite?

    how on earth did you know?



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  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS A lot of bigots and misogynists ITT… fucking animals is okay and it's not okay to disrespect women who do it. smh

    What are you doing swoon
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if you're an attack helicopter?
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Xlite So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?

    Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.

    Its a no brainer.

    tbh i'd prefer my bitch wasn't fucking anyone or anything other than me and other chicks. but if she was to fuck something else with a dick i'd rather it be fucking human than a dirty fucking dog. i would murder any bitch in the fucking head if i found out she was fucking a dog while fucking me.

    there is no fucking way you people ain't trolling here. this shit is worse than scat and pedophillia combined, and i fucking hate both of them



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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist tbh i'd prefer my bitch wasn't fucking anyone or anything other than me and other chicks. but if she was to fuck something else with a dick i'd rather it be fucking human than a dirty fucking dog. i would murder any bitch in the fucking head if i found out she was fucking a dog while fucking me.

    there is no fucking way you people ain't trolling here. this shit is worse than scat and pedophillia combined, and i fucking hate both of them



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    This disdain is based on what again? Because dogs are "dirty?" That's it?
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ This disdain is based on what again? Because dogs are "dirty?" That's it?

    Yes dogs are disgusting if you get fucked by a dog you are disgusting by extension and need a one way ticket to the ovens.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes dogs are disgusting if you get fucked by a dog you are disgusting by extension and need a one way ticket to the ovens.

    What if you get fucked by a Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show multiple time best-in-class champion?
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you get fucked by a Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show multiple time best-in-class champion?

    Then you're high end disgusting.
  10. Originally posted by Xlite So, theoretically what you're saying is that you would have less issues with your girl fucking a dude, than her dog?

    Honestly man, i would probably have an easier time accepting the ladder. At Least there's no sense of rivalry with the dog. I mean if your girl cheats on you with a dude, its most likely cuz he's superior to you in multiple ways. There's also the risk of your girl losing her heart to this bloke which could end up in her leaving you. That's not gonna happen with the dog. The beastiality thing is purely sexual, the dog won't steal your chick, it won't kick your ass, and its not gonna have any issues sharing.

    Its a no brainer.

    Honestly what the fuck am I reading.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Then you're high end disgusting.

    I just want to know what the disgusting part is. Are dogs disgusting? I mean, that's not very nice. Lots of doges are super nice and well kempt and just want to play ball and have friendly times.

    Why's it gotta be DISGUSTING?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ I just want to know what the disgusting part is. Are dogs disgusting? I mean, that's not very nice. Lots of doges are super nice and well kempt and just want to play ball and have friendly times.

    Why's it gotta be DISGUSTING?

    It's just how i feel about dogs. Nothing reasonable about it. Like a jedi with no kosher i feel disgust from the doadge sir.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie It's just how i feel about dogs. Nothing reasonable about it. Like a jedi with no kosher i feel disgust from the doadge sir.

    So it's not the fucking an animal part that's disgusting but distinctly the fucking of dogs?
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they eat shit, lick their asses and will eat just about anything, even the most rotted meat with nasty stinking maggots in it. and do you ever see a dog brush its teeth? the closest a dog comes to washing most days is that bit when it licks its own ass. and they just go round all day licking everything, like they don't give a fuck what it is or where its been, they just go round licking it. i mean who the fuck just goes round licking shit all day?



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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist they eat shit, lick their asses and will eat just about anything, even the most rotted meat with nasty stinking maggots in it. and do you ever see a dog brush its teeth? the closest a dog comes to washing most days is that bit when it licks its own ass. and they just go round all day licking everything, like they don't give a fuck what it is or where its been, they just go round licking it. i mean who the fuck just goes round licking shit all day?



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    This sums up infinity quite nicely.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist they eat shit, lick their asses and will eat just about anything, even the most rotted meat with nasty stinking maggots in it. and do you ever see a dog brush its teeth? the closest a dog comes to washing most days is that bit when it licks its own ass. and they just go round all day licking everything, like they don't give a fuck what it is or where its been, they just go round licking it. i mean who the fuck just goes round licking shit all day?



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    OK but this girl wasn't making out and rimming the dog's asshole was she? She just let him put his cock in her. Calm down!
  17. They also eat crumbs off the floor and lay on the floor.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ OK but this girl wasn't making out and rimming the dog's asshole was she? She just let him put his cock in her. Calm down!

    So if dogs go around licking and eating all day, what do you think happens when they lick their dicks? Germs. Germs happen.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So it's disgusting to fuxk a dog because germs. OK.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ So it's disgusting to fuxk a dog because germs. OK.

    It's also disgusting in the same way having sex with a retard is disgusting. Might the retard enjoy it? Yes. But you're completely abusing your position of a higher consciousness for your own gain. At least buy the dog some fucking beggin strips before you go spreading your legs. Take him out on a date. Let him make the first move.

    I had more planned for this post but I felt dirty inside.
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