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2016-11-03 at 6:09 AM UTC in I am too far gone
I'm feeling the same; I don't think anything's going to fix this anymore
Fix what? Body or mind? -
2016-11-03 at 6:01 AM UTC in I wish my life was like It's Always Sunny.I was just about to ask you if we would play night crawlers together.
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2016-11-03 at 6 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHumanity is something to be shed, like a snake sheds its skin in order to grow.
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2016-11-03 at 5:31 AM UTC in Omfg I fucking fucked up so bad. :( Biggest fuck up I've ever made.
This actually happened. -
2016-11-03 at 4:46 AM UTC in I got hit on by a teller
I didn't call her, I don't plan to, I wasn't really interested
Lanny, do you remember that time you gave a 16 year old 4-FA at a concert?
I'm suggesting you may be a latent lolicon. You'll go to the lengths of attending church of all things in order to maintain a hookup, but will turn away a woman who you mentioned was likely over 30. Curious, quite curious... -
2016-11-03 at 2:01 AM UTC in Hey TLN.Dang nigga, you act you got dat premium prize winnin' watamelon delive'd right to ya do'.
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2016-11-03 at 12:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHmm, r/incels could be a good place to groom people into becoming the next Elliot Rodger, or at least committing suicide.
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2016-11-03 at 12:01 AM UTC in downloading movies illegally
Anyways, back to the adult table, my question still stands. I thought Napter etc didn't AFFECT the actually record industry, just like the cassette tape didn't. Am I wrong?
He's doing it again! He tries so hard, is so self-conscious after making such horrific, embarrassing, anne frankly downright worrying, mistakes that would cause any high-ranking psychiatrist to diagnose him with intermittent mental retardation and he still isn't able to fully mask it.
Semi, be honest with us: How much time do you spend carefully writing a post, going over it to make sure there aren't any mistakes, looking up the definitions of words that have "slipped your mind" for non-stroke related reasons just to be sure you haven't dun goofed, then running it through the best spellchecker/auto-correct you could find? It should not require this much effort for any genuinely healthy person of sound mind to write a simple coherent post.
How on earth do you expect us to believe that stroke that caused you to require a long-term inpatient stay at a hospital and intensive rehabilitation, that caused permanent damage to your ability to use your right arm to the point where you cannot even use it to masturbate and require a specialized joystick to use a computer, and was followed by YET ANOTHER stroke stemming from your flagrant stupidity, also did not affect any other part of your brain and cause permanent damage to your cognitive abilities? You need to accept that you have a problem and return to rehab before it's too late, you are not the same person you were before, you never will be, and you have no one to blame but yourself. -
2016-11-02 at 10:25 PM UTC in downloading movies illegally
But regardless, I would rather be a typo ridden, "intermittent mental retard" that a bitter, lonely cat fucker any day.
So you admit you're a retard. -
2016-11-02 at 8:43 PM UTC in Hey TLN.*crosses fingers for wrong address*
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2016-11-02 at 7:15 PM UTC in Jackin off right before taking a piss test.
"we need a urine sample"
Proceed to shit in a jar and claim ignorance of scientific terms like "urine"
"I'm not entirely sure how this happened." -
2016-11-02 at 7:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionIf you're on good terms with them, otherwise it may piss them off/irritate them. From what I've read, the general impression I've been given is that people in England tend to behave more introverted, keep to themselves more and are less likely to speak to strangers. It will vary by region/culture of course, but something that tourists/foreigners regularly remark about the US is how friendly people seem, at least whites.
Over here, it's niggers that are the biggest and most shameless freeloaders. I consider it impolite to ask for something you don't have a serious need for and can't acquire on your own for whatever reason, not simply because you want something. -
2016-11-02 at 8:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHeh, Daily Lives of High School Boys is pretty funny. When I read the description it really didn't sound like something that would be pulled off well and I would find amusing, but you pretty rapidly get what kind of angle they were going for. The title really fits it perfectly.
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2016-11-02 at 7:42 AM UTC in downloading movies illegally
I thought Napter etc didn't actually the record industry just like the cassette tape was didn't. Am I wrong?
That boy ain't right. -
2016-11-02 at 7:38 AM UTC in downloading movies illegallyOh, typo. I thought it (sounds odd) first, then wrote it out, but forgot to mention I was thinking of TinyChat.
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2016-11-02 at 7:37 AM UTC in Jackin off right before taking a piss test.^ Go to a nurse and tell her you're suffering from severe penile swelling with viscous white discharge.
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2016-11-02 at 6:16 AM UTC in Jackin off right before taking a piss test.
fuck, how funny would it be to be forced into a piss test
jerk off into the vial
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS"
"it's piss"
"I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey." -
2016-11-02 at 6:12 AM UTC in downloading movies illegally
you're sort of proving malice's case that you've become partially retarded
Do you remember him behaving memorably retarded after he had his stroke? I remember that once someone mentioned he was in there singing a children's song to himself. I think I went in there once and he literally, no exaggeration, sounded like a retard, whereas before he had been rather verbose; it was somewhat disturbing. -
2016-11-02 at 6:09 AM UTC in downloading movies illegallyHaha, lol.
What do we call this? Intermittent mental retardation? Heh, this actually shows up in psychology book and court case: https://www.google.com/search?q="Intermittent+mental+retardation"
Well, I'm properly amused. -
2016-11-02 at 4:43 AM UTC in I got hit on by a teller3 day rule. Lanny is incredibly insecure, I'm sure he's terrified of being perceived as needy or desperate.