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Posts by Malice

  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    "Damn, this guy's too gay even for us..."
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    A (former) skinny smooth shaven twink literally going to "the fag store", why am I not surprised. Ha! We can honestly say that Bill Krozby shops at The Fag Store!
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I live like 8 blocks away from a bevmo, which is my usual stop. Going there in a few minutes in stuff for bloody marys in addition to my weekly gin run. I love going to bevmo, it's filled with good booze, it's cheap, and the patrons always seem very happy. Also very white. I walk past like 10 different liquor stores on my way there, occasionally if I just need one thing I'll swing by the closest. I'll never understand it, always black owners and black customers, obviously poor, and the prices are shit. Like these are not people who can afford to really even be buying booze in the first place, but if you're going to sell your EBT card you might as well get some more bang for your buck, they end up drinking it on the corner so it's not like they don't have the time to walk a few extra blocks. Occasionally I have the urge to lean over towards someone at the counter and be like "hey, I'll go buy you something down the street if you're afraid to go in because the clan or something"


    Damn, you'd fit right in with the alt-right.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't go to convenience stores, they're for proles with poor foresight and self-control. Prices are far too high, and the selection does not suite my tastes.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Biological reality is so disgusting. I don't think I could ever truly respect a woman due to their predispositions/behavior. The dichotomy between the ideals of the mind and the selfish genes.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Are you familiar with r/relationships? I noticed you only linked to r/dating.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/

    Pfft, just reading the first few top posts. Good grief.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    That isn't true, I wouldn't hurt a non-human animal unless it attacked me.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, that reminds me of an idea the anime gave me: A Medusa tattoo between the breasts, on the mons pubis, or buttocks. "All who gaze upon it become as hard as stone."
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Man Hana x Kiyoshi was erotic. I hope season two isn't canceled and they have more scenes together. Those moments of such extreme sexual tension are to die for.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did you find that "IQ test" on Facebook?
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone sells a shirt that says "Fueled by" followed by a picture of a meth molecule beneath it. This would make a great present for scronaldo.

    Came to mind when I had a thought about the modulation of personality using drugs, particularly used in combination with other substances and utilizing techniques to utilize them to the fullest. Hey, this would be a good motif for Drug Man. Make your own elaborately adorned capsules and astound everyone with the powers you gain. What really makes it astounding is that it isn't a gag, but you really are using your knowledge of pharmacology and neuroscience to exceed standard human limitations.

    Meth-Malice: Limitless energy, concentration, and zest for life!

    MDMA-Malice: The only state in which you'll see anything close to resembling empathy and possibly even...ai. AI is ai.

    Canna-Malice: Murderous scowl disappears and he actually seems approachable and laid back. Gains higher capacity for inter-species socialization.

    Alco-Malice: Powers of social lubrication, throned upon the balmer's peak, melancholic isolation becomes a holy state, cures insomnia and augments the recuperative effects of sleep.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you ever had a sex dream involving sploo?
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The Third Wish

    An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn’t sure of which direction to go, and he’d forgotten both where he was traveling to…and who he was.

    He’d sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him.

    She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: “Now your third wish. What will it be?”

    “Third wish?” The man was baffled. “How can it be a third wish if I haven’t had a first and second wish?”

    “You’ve had two wishes already,” the hag said, “but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.” She cackled at the poor man. “So it is that you have one wish left.”

    “All right,” he said hesitantly, “I don’t believe this, but there’s no harm in trying. I wish to know who I am.”

    “Funny,” said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. “That was your first wish…”
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Because you aren't aware of who you truly are.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Right now I'm focusing on light hearted feel-good anime, comedy. Just got through watching Daily Lives of High School Boys. It was recommended as one of the funniest animes around. This would be great to rewatch while high. An nice thing about it is that episodes are composed of multiple skits, so if you stop partway through it doesn't break the continuum. Good if you don't have time to sit through entire episodes in one go or suddenly ADD out. It perfectly captures and amplifies the late adolescence awkwardness and posturing many experienced.

    Before that it was Nozaki-Kun. Pleasant, funny, and that nice moe feeling from the romance.

    Now I'm watching Prison School, which has a notable animation style and is pretty fun, feels more action oriented, you want to see how their schemes develop and whether they manage to succeed.

    Oh, that reminds me. Lanny, are you planning on doing anything different if prop 64 passes? Probably not. The sales tax is so high it's still worth having a medical card, as it will pay for itself. Also, we may not see recreational shops for at least a year, which is a pretty big bummer. I'm considering doing a simple hempy bucket grow in a closet with panda film (Unless a superior product is available. The extra reflectiveness of mylar isn't really worth it for me.) as a reflective surface. Already have all the materials, except the clones/seeds and panda film. I had fantastic results with the hempy bucket + screen of green technique last time, very simple to manage. Kind of bummed you won't be able to buy clones without a card, I want a good high CBD strain, but they even allow you to receive a medical recommendation over webcam now. At least if a landlord manages to catch you the most they'll be able to do is bitch at you, if they're that kind of person.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey! I took all my trash out weeks ago and felt quite proud of myself, I'll have you know. And pissing in the sink has numerous benefits and advantages. If you're still visiting thrift stores and see a really nice teacup I might like, buy it for me and I'll pay you for it. We can do the exchange without ever coming into contact with each other; I'll come to you.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You know, they would make a nice piece for holding drugs.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This may currently be my favorite. Unique, bordering on etherealness.








    Now I'm going to look at footed teacups with saucers on eBay. Even the above leave much to be desired.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged



    Looks much better with a stripe on the side, see?




  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    After 8,200 listings on Etsy in the art & collectibles section, I like these, although they aren't at the pinnacle of beauty. In ascending order:

    Missing a saucer, unfortunately, and the outside is plain.


    Dark motif to suit my dark nature, but it doesn't feel regal enough, a bit too plain.


    Very nice color.




    Ah, fucking 4 image limit.
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