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2016-11-05 at 6:57 AM UTC in Spirit Cooking with Podesta and Company.Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison
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2016-11-05 at 6:30 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionPast the halfway point, 4,000 teacups, most with saucers, viewed, 4K to go. I'm unbelievably picky, I've only found 2 that passed the threshold required for me to consider them noteworthy enough to keep the tabs open. That's a 1/2000 - .05% match rate.
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2016-11-05 at 3:28 AM UTC in Have you ever turned to drugs because you were depressed about something?Let go of your earthly tether.
Enter the void.
Empty, and become wind. -
2016-11-05 at 2:01 AM UTC in Have you ever turned to drugs because you were depressed about something?Aren't we all depressed about the inadequacy of unaltered reality? This isn't like the movies at all.
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2016-11-05 at 1:29 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
You should buy land in Scotland and move there and become one of those really increasingly eccentric Lords who have servants but demand they're never seen
Oh, that reminds me of a wondering I had within the last few days. The secret lives of the rich ($10 million +): What are the strangest things millionaires and billionaires have spent their money on?
That much money can accomplish quite a lot, particularly with today's technology. For example, it brings to mind this russian billionaire, although I don't consider his goals strange: http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/russian-billionaire-dmitry-itskov-plans-on-becoming-immortal-by-2045
I think the main thing I may have wondered about was based on Rozen Maiden, whether anyone had created highly realistic anthropomorphic dolls to keep them company.
And I would totally set things up so I would never have to see or speak to my servants, or anyone else for that matter. -
2016-11-05 at 1:01 AM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery ThreadHeym imagine if you raped Mary so she would get pregnant, then after she gave birth used her breast milk to make butter, then used that butter to butter the bread of Christ.
That would be pretty...sacrilegious, man. -
2016-11-05 at 12:59 AM UTC in Does mdma make doing chores enjoyable?
yu will just end up throwing blankets and towels to cover the mess piles and end up naked wrapped in a blanket
Hey, it works for when you accidentally shoot someone's head open in your car. -
2016-11-05 at 12:54 AM UTC in Why adderall is the greatest work drug EVERI know, right? Why the hell would you want to make L-amphetamine, especially from d-amph?
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2016-11-05 at 12:52 AM UTC in To Summon Sploo, You Must Use the Incantation"coughgel bundy" is a pretty sweet nickname. Is that after Ted Bundy, the serial killer?
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2016-11-05 at 12:04 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionTeacups and saucers make great art pieces. If someone wanted to give me a present, this is what I'd want. As regal and tasteful as possible.
I just don't see myself working up the effort to go outside regularly, particularly during the cold season, but this is what I would look for in thrift shops. Online, there's just so much choice, it's overwhelming.
Reminds me of my idea to scan the brain activity of people while they're viewing a select series of pictures in order to create a profile for rouses hedonic-aesthetic pleasure, then using that to plug into an image analyst program and scan through listings/products, returning the items, in descending order, with the highest "match" percentage. Ideally this would one day be applied to a wide range of other sectors, maximizing our capitalistic utility consumption to the highest and most effective level possible.
Now you may ask, why do I want teacups and saucers? Because I enjoy feeling like a pompous jackass. -
2016-11-04 at 8:46 PM UTC in Spirit Cooking with Podesta and Company."Performance art"
Witnessing deluded artists do utterly retarded shit to themselves so you can laugh about it later.Abramovic is known for her often-gory art that confronts pain and ritual. Her first performance involved repeatedly, stabbing herself in her hands. The next performance featured her throwing her nails, toenails, and hair into a flaming five-point star — which she eventually jumped inside of, causing her to lose consciousness.
During the next, she ingested a medication to treat people who are catatonic, which caused violent muscle spasms.
Pfft, haha. I would go to one of these events just for the chance to abuse them. -
2016-11-04 at 6:17 AM UTC in Does mdma make doing chores enjoyable?MDMA causes you to become sexually attracted to inanimate objects in situations where you're isolated from other human beings. This is the root of a large fraction of incidences where people have gotten their penis stuck in vacuum cleaner tubes, according to studies published on the NCBI.
It's counterproductive, your entire room will end up covered in semed and food items will be left with holes/indentations in them. -
2016-11-04 at 4:08 AM UTC in The sky looks cool sometimes
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2016-11-03 at 11:18 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHeh, I remember when I first got into lockpicking I picked many of my practice locks right in public. Even stole 1 or 2 Medeco locks that someone left open.
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2016-11-03 at 10:29 PM UTC in niggas in space as taxi driver charactersHe's willing to fuck women throughout their entire age range! You can't get less gay than that.
Hell, if anything pedophiles are the straightest people around. They're super-hetero. -
2016-11-03 at 9:03 PM UTC in Die, Wana I^ I could see NASA astronauts taking a selfie in space with that caption added in order to attempt to appeal to their fellow kids and ensure that the next generation is willing to fund them.
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2016-11-03 at 8:20 PM UTC in Alcohol makes me feel good.Get some phenibut.
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2016-11-03 at 8:17 PM UTC in niggas in space as taxi driver charactersI think Betsy might be a better fit for Lanny:
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2016-11-03 at 8:11 PM UTC in Hey TLN.You couldn't leave this place even if you wanted to.
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2016-11-03 at 7:49 AM UTC in downloading movies illegallyHahaha, fuck you're easy to troll. Did anyone else ever start laughing at how easily he's goaded into this?
This guy is so mad and I've never even taken this seriously. I love it.