Posts by Malice

1. 2016-11-28 at 3:31 AM UTC in Battlestations Thread
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   ^ logic
2. 2016-11-28 at 3:04 AM UTC in Imagine you're a mirror
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   Zek’s room.
3. 2016-11-28 at 2:57 AM UTC in my dead friend could be haunting me
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   “Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
   
   “It ain’t you, bitch.”
4. 2016-11-28 at 2:54 AM UTC in What's the dorkyest thing you've said to goof around with a casiher?
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   Actor, don’t say those lines.
5. 2016-11-28 at 2:27 AM UTC in Today I was sober
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   Is that why you’ve been such a bitch lately?
6. 2016-11-28 at 2:26 AM UTC in Mulled Wine and Butternut Squash Soup
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   Probably wine, knowing this fucking hop-head.
7. 2016-11-28 at 2:24 AM UTC in my dead friend could be haunting me
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   Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
   Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Centuryyyyyy.
8. 2016-11-28 at 2:15 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Hey, I just had a thought related to some posts in another thread about space and semen.
   
   Could you design a bullet/dart that would make someone pregnant, if aimed at the right place? Counteracting birth control may be included after sufficient RD& is completed. This could be a pretty could way of owning some people or used during war, giving you an outlet and opportunity to be a dick.
9. 2016-11-28 at 2:08 AM UTC in Niqabs and burkas are seriously fucking retarded.
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   Man, can you imagine how good the footage would be if it was a serious fight?
10. 2016-11-28 at 2:07 AM UTC in Niqabs and burkas are seriously fucking retarded.
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    They’ll still look at you, whisper and talk. Maybe you’ll even run into some neo-nazis one day. That would be great.
11. 2016-11-28 at 2:02 AM UTC in Why do I even go to the gym?
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    Originally posted by RisiR "gain 100kgs of muscle while not losing a single pound of fat…. which is what occurred to me. I never had to cut."
    
    Bullshit. You don't even weigh 100kg.
    
    You weren't trolling, babydick.

    
    I was simply referring to the non-bracketed segment that preceded it.
12. 2016-11-28 at 1:17 AM UTC in So I have returned...
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    I wonder if anyone has ever torn their own dick off with their bare hands.
13. 2016-11-28 at 1:15 AM UTC in I ALWAYS judge a book by its cover.
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    Wait a minute, I read RisiR's post again and completely missed that aspect! I was high, so I misinterpreted it the first time, this isn't a sign of autism.
    
    Both of you misinterpreted my post! Autists! Autists! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
14. 2016-11-28 at 1:14 AM UTC in I ALWAYS judge a book by its cover.
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    I swear I strongly considered whether or not to clarify that second portion was directed toward Enter, but for some reason put my faith in Lanny, maybe didn't feel the need to bring up aspects of himself I've mocked repeatedly, to the level of being hackneyed.
    
    As to the final line (in Lanny's post), I'm not entirely sure whether he was metacognizant and anticipated my response, felt the need to post that clarification due to aforementioned aspects of himself (autism), or believed that another person, likely enter, would be stupid enough to commit an blundering mis interpretation, leading to an annoying sidetracking for x posts.
    
    All three options are quite possible, and, in a cannabinoid intoxicated state, horrifying.
15. 2016-11-28 at 1:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Originally posted by RisiR Are you retarded?

    
    I lol'd
16. 2016-11-28 at 1:13 AM UTC in Niqabs and burkas are seriously fucking retarded.
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    I've seriously considered that. I even wore a face mask a few times, but rapidly reached the conclusion that the increased attention from others/eyes directed at you and self-conscious made it the worse alternative.
    
    Although I do think a highly realistic silicone mask (e.g. SPFX Masks) could be a viable alternative.
17. 2016-11-28 at 1:03 AM UTC in Why do I even go to the gym?
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    Trolling.
    
    ESL (English as a Second Language, also classes they put spic kids into, furthering the insult), athletic abilities fail.
18. 2016-11-27 at 11:23 PM UTC in I ALWAYS judge a book by its cover.
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    Originally posted by Lanny If you were a book you wouldn't have been published because you suck.

    
    And the author would have committed suicide.
    
    Do you think your mother ever looks at you, your behavior, and thinks, "Dear god, what have I created..."?
19. 2016-11-27 at 11:21 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I was looking for a Simpsons GIF and this evoked a thought:
    
    
    
    
    I wonder if there's ever been a serious study conducted to examine the efficacy of "tickling therapy" for depression. I mean, personally, it would annoy the hell out of me and I wouldn't want to do it regardless, but it does seem like it could be highly effective if done properly.
    
    Hmm, although, then again, the novelty would rapidly wear off and it could lose its efficacy, unless you found a way to reliably make them laugh.
20. 2016-11-27 at 11:18 PM UTC in my dead friend could be haunting me
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    Originally posted by Lanny He's trying to encourage his buddy to get outside and do more stuff, watch less TV, have some fun.

    
    Mutually contradictory, does not compute.