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2016-11-26 at 8:56 AM UTC in Battlestations Thread[all in unison]
Patrick Bateman, Craig McDermott, David Van Patten: There are no girls with good personalities.
David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
David Van Patten: Absolutely.
Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are. -
2016-11-26 at 4:53 AM UTC in So i went on my dp date... “chicken”?
I genuinely cringed when I read that and pictured you actually saying that.
You can only redeem yourself if you fuck her and her daughter at the same time. -
2016-11-26 at 12:17 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSATAN, heed my call! I WISH FOR ETERNAL LIFE AND ABSOLUTE POOOWEEER!!!
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2016-11-26 at 12:13 AM UTC in america is ran by jedis?Bill Krozby, if cranberries is really obsessed enough to follow you, you of all people,
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around, why not just let her suck yo dick? It has to be better than the majority of "slampigs" you seem to pursue. -
2016-11-26 at 12:11 AM UTC in Valerian / Sploos current NOT commit suicide stack"frothy cuck"
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2016-11-26 at 12:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHey, imagine committing suicide, and having things set up so that leads detectives to the strong conclusion than this was murder, a wild chase to uncover the chain of false evidence/clues you've left, leading to the revelation of the truth and a very large currency/valuables reward for anyone who makes it through the end, the clues being available in a manner that anyone closely following the case from accurate sources, eventually needing to conduct research of their own if they were that far into it, realized the pattern, and decided not to contact law enforcement (you could have clues designed to attract this personality leading to something that suggests the true nature of this event).
At the very least everyone would be pissed and your grand post-mortem scheme would be immortalized.
Has there ever been a good case of someone doing this? -
2016-11-25 at 11:34 PM UTC in the whole point of zoklet was getting thanks pointsHey, who do you think would win in a code off between Lanny, Zok, and Jeff Hunter? This is a really interesting subject I haven't seen discussed before. I mean, right off the bat, Lanny is by far the youngest and least experienced, but generally the younger generations are more up to date with the latest developments, and he is highly intelligent. Who knows the Aspie potential Zok may have, though, or the esoteric wisdom Jeff may have developed throughout his long wandering of the cyber realm.
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2016-11-25 at 11:31 PM UTC in People I fucks witch againYou couldn't bear the loneliness in your soul.
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2016-11-25 at 10:55 PM UTC in People I don't fuck with anymore
Originally posted by reject Ah yea probably, I think I've seen Malice talk about enjoying prostate orgasms before
Doesn't really do it for me. Not worth trying. I'd prefer to transcend into complete asexuality.
Originally posted by RisiR He also has a baby dick so we would have to use strap-on every time he fucks me and that would kinda take the dominance thing out of it.
That isn't true, I was trolling. My penis functions properly and is of perfectly satisfactory proportions. -
2016-11-25 at 10:54 PM UTC in america is ran by jedis?If lilasianlady was anyone, I would have expected it to be WAN.
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2016-11-25 at 10:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI'm waiting for the day you can replace your eyes with superior ones and run animations across them to prove it and freak people out. I'd totally watch a compilation of augment freakouts/awe, with the video data transmitted directly through my optic nerve.
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2016-11-25 at 10:35 PM UTC in america is ran by jedis?Bill Krozby, if everyone is telling you you have a problem, you probably have a problem.
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2016-11-25 at 10:14 PM UTC in america is ran by jedis?If she entered into a relationship with you to begin with, she couldn't have been that intelligent and never would have been.
Although antinatalism has admitted that he/she may have already descended into sanity. I could very well see this occurring upon being struck by the full force of the realization of what she had done, forever having been defiled by you. It's the kind of thing that would shatter any mortal's mind! -
2016-11-25 at 10 PM UTC in That rotten whore's birthdayOh, RisiR, RisiR, are you truly so blind? Reflect on your past behavior and tell me you don't see the enormous sensitivity you've betrayed. You're a Teddybär.
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2016-11-25 at 9:55 PM UTC in People I don't fuck with anymore
Originally posted by RisiR I'll bet my house (excluding windows, I'll have them removed for a whopping 70k) that even if Malice and I would come face to face on PCP there would be no fight. I'd grab him, pull his pants down on my lap and fingerfuck his asshole. He's like an annoying little sister.
You'd fingerfuck your annoying little sister's asshole? You Germans really are sick fetishists.
Come to CA and I will smoke you out, SF is a top tourist destination, you should be able to afford it if you really are as successful as you claim.
I really used 100% of my energy the fight would be over in under 30 seconds maximum, a very conservative ceiling, and wouldn't be any fun. I think I'll fight it shonen anime style, gradually increasing my power, toying with you, even a segment where it seems I've unleashed most of my strength and may lose after you find affirmation, but then it turns out I still have a long way to go before my power is fully unleashed, likely even possess and will utilize new special/secret techniques, and IRL there will be no deus ex machina plot device to save you, finally having decided to bring the fight to an end, you will be mercilessly punished and humiliated. -
2016-11-25 at 9:37 PM UTC in america is ran by jedis?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby its my ex gf, she has been following me on these forums for several years. And anyone that has been around long enough knows that to be the case. she follows me on all the communities and on tinychat.
and I don't think you completely know what erotomania is.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-11-25T17:30:21.187811+00:00
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-11-25T17:52:12.978051+00:00
Paranoid schizophrenia. -
2016-11-25 at 9:31 PM UTC in That rotten whore's birthdayLies, your heart has become cold and dead. That this occurred simply reveals more about your nature, the wasteland your soul has entered into.
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2016-11-25 at 9:28 PM UTC in best breakfast
Originally posted by mmQ Woah. This thread is scaring the hell out of me now.
Weren't you adopted or something? Maybe you secretly grew up in Germany, but were lied to. Your memory, the further ago an event occurred, generally becomes more inaccurate, especially if people warped them. You should definitely confront your mom about this, bring it up and pay very close attention to her body language. -
2016-11-25 at 9:26 PM UTC in Whats the most unusual container you've kept trucks in?
Originally posted by reject Like kinder egg eggs? 90% of crack/heroin dealers here use them for their stash, presumably because they're a nice shape to stuff up your ass if you have to
A fake rock with a compartment inside would be my choice. You could drop it and no one may ever notice it.
My ideal would a "pouch" on my body created using a silicon base, as they do in special effects artistry. Like a fake stomach. -
2016-11-25 at 9:21 PM UTC in ATTN: RisiRRisiR, can you record yourself dancing and singing this song?
[link]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99_Luftballons[/link]