Originally posted by Malice
SATAN, heed my call! I WISH FOR ETERNAL LIFE AND ABSOLUTE POOOWEEER!!!
He might hear you a bit better when you scream it into the world while holding a beating goat hard instead of typing it on your keyboard with a small penis between your legs.
Originally posted by Malice
SATAN, heed my call! I WISH FOR ETERNAL LIFE AND ABSOLUTE POOOWEEER!!!
YOu have to cut triangles into every limb, set your house on fire after dumping all your meth in the bowl and melting it down into the largest puddle/hit anyone has ever done ever.
I gained super powers like being invulnurable to pain and extreme hot/cold. I can also do any drug in any amount without dying, like heroin and meth speedballs with alcohol, cannabis and benadryl.
Having the correct music also helps in attracting demons to your point in the universe.
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Didn't she transition to a male, or was that just a phase?
-Finished watching Bakemonogatari and holy crap I had no idea there was so much material afterward. The Monogatari series is ridiculously segmented.
I'm not complaining, though. Great loli characters. Nadeko is very good loli/hebe material. Looking forward to seeing more of Shinobu and learning about her.
-2 episodes into Kiss x Sis and I can already tell the plot is a literary masterpiece.
I was looking for a Simpsons GIF and this evoked a thought:
I wonder if there's ever been a serious study conducted to examine the efficacy of "tickling therapy" for depression. I mean, personally, it would annoy the hell out of me and I wouldn't want to do it regardless, but it does seem like it could be highly effective if done properly.
Hmm, although, then again, the novelty would rapidly wear off and it could lose its efficacy, unless you found a way to reliably make them laugh.
Hey, I just had a thought related to some posts in another thread about space and semen.
Could you design a bullet/dart that would make someone pregnant, if aimed at the right place? Counteracting birth control may be included after sufficient RD& is completed. This could be a pretty could way of owning some people or used during war, giving you an outlet and opportunity to be a dick.
I spent ages last few nights trying to reprofile a blade, and as soon as I got it to a fine edge I slipped the stone and slashed my finger open. thanks obama.
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