Posts by Malice

1. 2016-12-15 at 1:57 AM UTC in FUCK JEFF HUNTER
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump enough firefoxes open???? ever heard of tabs bud??? holy fuck .

   
   Spectral is just that old.
2. 2016-12-15 at 1:54 AM UTC in Ordering carfentanil off the internet
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I remember one of, if not the first time, I said that spiel to someone who was attempting to recover from drug addiction was in a thread by ArmsMerchant/Greyfox (I still remember the time he posted an incomprehensible thread and one of the first responses was "arms is on the bath salts again" (and he was)) (Also the same guy that lost some toes due to bath salts) and then BrainSurgeon responded by saying, "I think you're one of the only people I could kill without feeling any emotion at all. It's just something that has to be done, like putting down an animal."
   
   Those were some good times. My rant against BrainSurgeon on redfern is one of my favorites.
3. 2016-12-15 at 1:48 AM UTC in Ordering carfentanil off the internet
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   Are you sure it wasn't Brain Surgeon? I'm not sure I ever did that to Casper, at least not in a manner that wasn't obviously a joke, unless he did something that I felt made him deserve it or I was simply in a sadistic enough mood.
   
   "Do it for old time's sake."
4. 2016-12-15 at 1:45 AM UTC in How fast can you type?
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   What makes you say that? Although, windchill is a terrifying thing, but a light breeze can be very pleasant on a warm day in the wilderness.
5. 2016-12-15 at 1:18 AM UTC in How fast can you type?
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   You're weak and pathetic.
6. 2016-12-15 at 1:03 AM UTC in How fast can you type?
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   Mother of god, you're a prodigy! Imagine how much further you could go on METH.
7. 2016-12-15 at 1:02 AM UTC in How fast can you type?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ 155 is damn impressive. I don't even understand how that's physically possible. I felt like I was fucking typing faster than my mind could keep up with to get that 102. I'm gonna take it again and try to zone out on a focal point in the middle of the test and subconsciously channel my inner robot.

   
   You need low doses of meth to reach your full potential. Meth makes you a better human being, it is good for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/DrugNerds/comments/59w1zg/longterm_treatment_with_low_doses_of/?st=iwpnuwid&sh=5ac22902
8. 2016-12-15 at 12:59 AM UTC in FUCK JEFF HUNTER
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Secret:
   
   Jeff didn't really shut down The Screaming Electron over the philosophy that knowledge can now be gained anywhere on the modern Internet. He HAD to shut down, but just didn't want to admit it. You see, the old bird abandoned his community. He didn't give it the attention it deserved. He would disappear for months at a time, at the end. The server itself was in terrible shape. The content was being polluted on a daily basis. And to make matters even more concerning, he left his attack dog, acidmelt, in charge, with the giggly lapdog, zok, in tow. Attrocities were committed on good members who had broken no rules, and just because their OPINIONS didn't sit well with some. Bad mistake. Big mistake. Last mistake. The Temple is not one to be trifled with. So, after repeated pleas for assistance from Jeff were ignored, his spare admin account was hacked. Complete and utter control of the site was gained. When Jeff finally surfaced, imagine his horror, to find a whole new staff lineup had been selected, acidmelt and zok and their lapdogs were locked out, and the server was now in the hands of some mysterious monster of his own creation? Ironic, isn't it? So he just had to let it all go. And really, isn't that what the end result would have been anyways, only for the sport of the actual villains of the story instead? And then there were those would-be posers to follow, a rough collection of circlejerking hopefuls, who also met the same fate, and for the same reasons. And now, at this late date, has history taught the lesson? Or are we still in the dark about how freedom of expression will always thwart the forces of The Man, in the end? The Thought Police will never win. To think that you can win is merely a pipe dream for the delusional and the chronically/terminally stupid. Has this mystery been solved? Or do we still have more to learn in this regard? Only time will tell.

   
   I was loling while reading this because I automatically recognized it as a paranoid fantasy that you concocted. The fact that you're an isolated autistic adult older male who obsesses over relatively small and insignificant online communities and created this fantasy is what amuses me.
9. 2016-12-15 at 12:13 AM UTC in Ordering carfentanil off the internet
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I may not be boxy, but I assure you I am not trolling. I didn't have that in mind when I wrote those posts. That time you were purposefully overdosing. In this case following simple protocol is the same as choosing not to commit suicide. If you genuinely don't plan to commit suicide, I think you should do it. I want to try smoking heroin.
10. 2016-12-15 at 12:07 AM UTC in Ordering carfentanil off the internet
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    Sploo, with an IQ like yours and level of maturity you've gained as you've gotten older, which some may understandably overlook due to taking your shitposting seriously, you know you could easily handle this if you really took it seriously. No one knows you better than yourself. The steps are so simple, if other people can do it, so can you.
11. 2016-12-15 at 12:02 AM UTC in Ordering carfentanil off the internet
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    You deserve the best sploo, the highest quality. Go for it! Live life at the pinnacle of human experience!
12. 2016-12-14 at 11:52 PM UTC in Ordering carfentanil off the internet
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    Do it all, including taking your first dose, on the top of an abandoned tower. That way if you feel yourself beginning to die, you can jump and taste true freedom during your final moments instead of being carted off by paramedics to be turned into a zombie experiencing a hellish event or simply dying cold and alone in a pool of your own vomit. You need to live life to the maximum in order to truly transcend the state you've been trapped in and break into ultimate reality. Only acts of this level, literally living life on the edge, will do so. Stream it on your smartphone, if possible.
13. 2016-12-14 at 11:48 PM UTC in Vegans.
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    I'd like to document the detrimental effects it would likely eventually have on Lanny's health.
14. 2016-12-14 at 10:45 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
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    Confirmed: Bill Krozby is a zoophile
    
    Add this to the long list of revelations.
15. 2016-12-14 at 10:39 PM UTC in My computer won't boot. What should I do?
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16. 2016-12-14 at 10:36 PM UTC in Vegans.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I love vegans. I actually have a large circle of vegan friends who text/call each other on a regular basis and just discuss all things vegan. We hang out at public parks and dance around with ribbons just shouting 'VEGAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO! VEGAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIIIND!'
    
    t.u.r.t.l.e.s.

    
    This is the descent of madness of a man who may be entering a hypomanic stage due to the effects of Prozac. From my autistic trans-dimensional memory I recall his description of his sole experience with SSRIs beforehand many years ago, which gave a strong impression that if they continued to work similarly, which they very well could, would lead to a similar experience.
    
    Don't be afraid to take higher doses, MQ, I want to see where this leads if you are indeed a hyper-responder.
17. 2016-12-14 at 10:31 PM UTC in Vegans.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Frothy cuck really is a good description of who Bill Krozby is, at heart. It deserved to be added to his user title.
18. 2016-12-14 at 10:04 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow, talk about being a caprisun deflecting faggot. You have an audacious attitude when it comes to talking shit that you can't back up. cry harder riser

    
    Capri Sun is a drink, Bill Krozby. Stop attempting to use words you do not genuinely understand the meaning of.
19. 2016-12-14 at 10:02 PM UTC in Vegans.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by RisiR I like that Malice a lot more than the angry one. How about you, Mal?

    
    4/20 blaze it
20. 2016-12-14 at 9:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Gravity bongs get you fucked up, bruh
    
    Oh, I had a thought yesterday: The vicarious experience of seeing others enjoy food on Food Wars is far greater than the ultimately underwhelming experience of eating in IRL. Other than satiating hunger, which, unfortunately, is currently physically impossible, I genuinely believe that it surpasses reality in all other ways.
    
    

    Originally posted by reject Apparently the reason the job centre still pay me even tho I don't go or apply for jobs is cos the new system aint set up to look at peoples accounts or track what they are or aren't doing. So I can keep fucking about and still keep getting my moolah

    
    That's pretty sweet man. I'd be pissed if I was required to do something like that for SSI. I've never really had to do a thing. I would flat out tell them that I'd rather be homeless than do ____ and that I didn't expect myself to live long, citing a statistic about the median life expectancy of autistics being 30 years below the general pop avg, and that I would likely end up dead soon.
    
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