The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-12-14 at 3:06 PM UTC

   #6201
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   
   
   
   Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-12-14T15:16:41.814041+00:00
2. 2016-12-14 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #6202
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling, 
   • aldra
3. 2016-12-14 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #6203
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I emailed Amazon to see if they'd pay me to change my name to Am Azon
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling, 
   • Malice
4. 2016-12-14 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #6204
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   just fill up a trolle with crates of beer at morrisons and walk it out and sell it they dont care
5. 2016-12-14 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #6205
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject I emailed Amazon to see if they'd pay me to change my name to Am Azon

   
   Ama Zon
6. 2016-12-14 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #6206
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Free lifetime prime subscription.
7. 2016-12-14 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #6207
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   wen he gots offered a million but cudnt afford to change his name
8. 2016-12-14 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #6208
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject I emailed Amazon to see if they'd pay me to change my name to Am Azon

   
   Here in Germany you can rent your car as advertisement space. If you had to objectively judge what kind of car you are, what would you say?
9. 2016-12-14 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #6209
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR Here in Germany you can rent your car as advertisement space. If you had to objectively judge what kind of car you are, what would you say?

   
   Do you hang spider webs from your Christmas trees?
10. 2016-12-14 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #6210
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Do you hang spider webs from your Christmas trees?

    
    No.
11. 2016-12-14 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #6211
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by RisiR No.

    
    When do you take down the candy from the outside of your homes?
12. 2016-12-14 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #6212
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ When do you take down the candy from the outside of your homes?

    
    It depends on the type of candy and the time of the year of course. Keep in mind that all of this serves a function because our houses are made of candy, it isn't decoration.
    
    Can't have lollipop sugar windows over the winter for example but we have been over that before. Triple pane caramel, before you have to ask.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • Lanny
13. 2016-12-14 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #6213
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Gravity bongs get you fucked up, bruh
    
    Oh, I had a thought yesterday: The vicarious experience of seeing others enjoy food on Food Wars is far greater than the ultimately underwhelming experience of eating in IRL. Other than satiating hunger, which, unfortunately, is currently physically impossible, I genuinely believe that it surpasses reality in all other ways.
    
    

    Originally posted by reject Apparently the reason the job centre still pay me even tho I don't go or apply for jobs is cos the new system aint set up to look at peoples accounts or track what they are or aren't doing. So I can keep fucking about and still keep getting my moolah

    
    That's pretty sweet man. I'd be pissed if I was required to do something like that for SSI. I've never really had to do a thing. I would flat out tell them that I'd rather be homeless than do ____ and that I didn't expect myself to live long, citing a statistic about the median life expectancy of autistics being 30 years below the general pop avg, and that I would likely end up dead soon.
    
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    WHERE ARE THE TENDIES?!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • bling bling, 
    • SpatianHaigency
14. 2016-12-15 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #6214
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Malice WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?! WHERE'S MY TENDIES?!
    
    WHERE ARE THE TENDIES?!

    
    You're weird when you're stoned.
    
15. 2016-12-15 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #6215
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, do you still have your Rift? If so, buy the Touch if you have them and try Superhot, I'm hearing good things about it and it's short, so the experience doesn't take long. It could be interesting to experiment using this with drugs, maybe mxe and a low dose of psychedelics, or at least weed.
    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/5ic88l/didnt_think_this_would_happen_as_a_long_time_vr/?st=iwpq1k5x&sh=519fd0aa
16. 2016-12-15 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #6216
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    
    nice, if I remember right that version's really hard to find
17. 2016-12-15 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #6217
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, what about a manga where a pol dallier suddenly gains the power to control blacking for a variable period of time, having to learn how to master the ability through use. It leads to increasingly absurd scenarios solicited from chan threads and people increasingly come to accept the phenomenon as genuine when IRL evidence begins to emerge and become available.
    
    It's essentially an indulgence of the best chimpouts we could imagine. What would you do if you could suddenly control a black person and wanted to make their race look as bad as possible or just wreak havoc on humanity?
18. 2016-12-15 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #6218
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    not this tinnneeeeyyyyyy
19. 2016-12-15 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #6219
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling
    
    
    Post last edited by bling bling at 2016-12-14T15:16:41.814041+00:00

    
    fuck ur tuff disc, RC (rainbow khat)
    
20. 2016-12-15 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #6220
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, remember to bring an umbrella. Very heavy rain is predicted, in case you didn't know.