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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny My local bevmo always has it in stock. Spiking drinks is dumb though, especially if you're just out and about on your own time. Get a flask and some decent bourbon.

    Hard liquor tastes bad by itself and it's too harsh.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, have you ever seen Everclear sold in a store around here? I think I may just get a flask for when I want to spike my drink when out.

    I've got a hankering for the $5 cravings deal from Taco Bell. I didn't know they still had it because it's no longer on the website or app, it's an insane value at 1500+ calories. You get all this:

    Burrito Supreme: $3.19
    Cheesy Gordita Crunch: $2.99
    Crunchy Taco: $1.39
    Chips w/ Nacho Cheese: $1.39
    Medium Soda: $1.89 ($1.00 during happier hour)
    Total: $10.85 plus tax
    Price of all items in new box deal: $5.00 plus tax

    Planning to waltz in there at 4:20
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm honestly thinking about eventually building a relatively simple robot with some basic programmable functions, speech and movement, using a kit for the internals, which could be controlled with a smartphone. It would have a highly realistic silicone outer layer. Of course it would be in the likeness of Shinobu, and I would carry it around on my shoulders while outside.

    Oh! trackers for a virtual/augmented reality overlay as well.

    Last night I was watching Oculus Cinema in bed under a comforter and I noticed that if I grabbed something that above it it almost felt like holding hands with a waifu in the next seat...Wait a minute, why the hell hasn't someone created a mod to let you add a waifu next to you? It's so obvious. Anyway, that combined with the actual hand of my doll, which could also have mechanism for warming the skin, would feel just like the real thing.

    My goal is to exist in a perpetual state of moe. It must be what Buddha felt like...
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, in Japan they even let people get married to dating sim or anime characters: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/16/japan.virtual.wedding/

    One guy even married his waifu pillow: http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/



    The face of true happiness:




    There's even a dating sim resort: https://phys.org/news/2010-08-japan-resort-men-virtual-girlfriends.html

    More than 200 Love Plus fans have stayed at the Ohnoya hotel alone, while well over 2,000 have visited the resort town for the campaign, which kicked off on July 10 and runs until the end of August.

    Read more at: https://phys.org/news/2010-08-japan-resort-men-virtual-girlfriends.html#jCp

    There are literally thousands of us.

    Even women aren't immune, they have husbandos as well. Someone on Reddit mentioned that they came across a 5 star restaurant that catered to women and their dating sim games: http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/21/asia/romance-gaming-japan/

    http://time.com/3998563/virtual-love-japan/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Robosexuality/



    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-18T22:24:31.671198+00:00
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Nah, but it will make it more bearable, allow you to sleep more and fall asleep easier, make time seem to go by faster (fast forward button for life). All around it seems like a pretty good choice.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, have you ever read about this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

    It reminded me of your views on the managerial class.

    "managers rise to the level of their incompetence."

    Good quote to remember.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I have a PO box, but still, I'm cautious and suspicious.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just tried Oculus Cinema. It was great, the quality was much better than I expected and the environments are pretty cool and well designed. This is way better than viewing them on a computer screen. This will probably be my go-to during a long commute, I can just sit back and block out the rest of the world.

    Also noticed that I've been getting pretty sleepy after using the Gear VR. You'd think the blue light from the screen would interfere with that.
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Honestly, I'd buy the Baclofen from you, but I'm pretty adverse to the idea of buying something and giving out a mailing address to anyone on this site.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Join us at r/waifuism.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why don't u just have real sex




    2D>3D
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Watch this first for research:

    https://myanimelist.net/anime/3002/Gyakkyou_Burai_Kaiji__Ultimate_Survivor

    No, really, he actually pulls off some incredible high stake hustles. It's what the series centers around. Could give you some creative ideas. He's the legendary gambler.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Well, sure, but not much. Only the kpins would be easy to sell. Baclofen is a great drug for certain things, but I doubt you'll be able to find a buyer easily.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I just got the Gear VR because I found a great deal. Good condition Note 5, wireless charger, leather case, and the second version of the Gear VR, made by Samsung and Oculus.

    It's a fun toy and you can buy used ones for under $50. If you have a compatible phone, I'd definitely recommend it. Content is severely lacking, unfortunately, in terms of games. It would still be great to view things on during a commute.

    I would wait until the second generation of consumer VR products come out.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oops, I meant girl scout cookie cereal.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Got through the "ight as a feather" portion of Face your Fears. Not what I expected, I thought this one may actually be pleasant and just make you levitate, which was pretty naive. Fucking jumpscares, they still work consistently even in Gear VR.

    Feels just like I'm in there because I'm also laying on a bed with my back against a pillow, just like in the game.

    Kind of smacked my head against the wall when something flew at me. Actually screamed/yelped lightly during one of the scenes. Hands are lightly sweaty. I'm pretty much only willing to do one of these per day, especially since the ghost story may be the scariest.

    This really is a fantastic way to introduce people to VR, it's free and downloads automatically once your phone prompts you to download the Gear VR software.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just learned that there's now girl scout cookie cereal available. Society is becoming incrementally more indulgent, the decadence is palpable.

    One of our resident American stoners should review it.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-17T04:48:07.505627+00:00
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Trump Tells Black Reporter April Ryan To 'Set Up' Meeting With CBC For Him
    https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/5uh9ua/trump_tells_black_reporter_april_ryan_to_set_up/?st=iz91bhlv&sh=f88e77cf

    "Are you going to include the Congressional Black Caucus and the Congressional Hispanic Caucus—" Ryan said.
    "Well, I would. I tell you what, do you want to set up the meeting?" Trump said, speaking over her. "Do you want to set up the meeting?"
    "No, no, no, I'm just a reporter," Ryan said.
    "Are they friends of yours? No, go ahead," Trump continued. "Set up the meeting."

    Oh for fuck's sake, this is the stupidest attempt at race baiting I've seen yet and they're actually buying it.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Came across a Lanny joke:

    wife: Could you go to the store and get milk, and if they have eggs get a dozen.
    programmer husband returns with a dozen gallons of milk
    wife: Why did you get so much milk!?
    programmer husband: They had eggs!
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    There's no way it'll have that much of an effect.
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