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2017-07-23 at 7:32 PM UTC in Just Reminding You All
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2017-07-22 at 9:56 PM UTC in Scrawny's Alts: A Comprehensive List>scrawny
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2017-07-22 at 5:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-22 at 1:47 AM UTC in this forum is not nearly as fun sober as it is while on drugsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-21 at 6:45 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Holy shit, these people are so ridiculous. I remember hearing about them years ago and thinking "this is ludicrous" and "they can't be serious, this has to be a joke." So, turns out this "non-profit" organization that had blown me away with their huge misrepresentations of drugs, this consortium was in fact was founded by none other than *drumroll* those crazy fuckers at The Church of Scientology. The true hilarity from the absurdness of this organization's claims & stories from "real life drug users" is hilarously topped off by their slogan, "Find out the truth about drugs"
Links below to some of the more lolzy ones.
Lolzy video "documentary" about abusing xtc.
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfac...-tell-you.html
Page one of "Facts about LSD" (Just keep reading, it gets so amazingly awful).
http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/lsd.html
EDIT: I have added a lot of hilarious quotes within this thread, that way you don't have to dig for the entertaining falsehoods but you still can if you want to at http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts.html
"After taking the acid, I imagined that we had driven head-on into an eighteen-wheeler and were killed. I could hear the screeching metal, then a dark and evil quiet. I was terrified at this point, I actually thought we were dead….For a year I wouldn't go into any cemetery because I was terrified I would find my own grave. -Jenny
“It started with the weed, then the pills (Ecstasy) and acid, making cocktails of all sorts of drugs, even overdosing to make the rushes last longer. I had a bad trip one night . . . I prayed and cried for this feeling to go away, I had voices in my head, had the shakes and couldn’t leave home for six months. I thought everyone was watching me. I couldn’t walk in public places. Man! I couldn’t even drive. Karen
After a crazy night of "mooking" (smoking marijuana and tobacco together) this next person got so messed up that they even forgot to leave their name next to this quote in the drugfreeworld pamphlet. (seriously, this next quote doesn't even have a name next to it, just the quote by itself)
“I ended up in the mental hospital because it had been 10 days and I had gotten 10 to 15 hours of sleep total.” - unknown mooker
“I was given my first joint in the playground of my school. I’m a heroin addict now, and I’ve just finished my eighth treatment for drug addiction.”
-Christian
“The teacher in the school I went to would smoke three or four joints a day. He got lots of students to start smoking, me included. His dealer then pushed me to start using heroin, which I did without resisting. By that time, it was as if my conscience was already dead.” - Veronique
“At a rave party, I saw a guy who had stuffed himself with Ecstasy repeat for hours, ‘I am an orange, don’t peel me, I am an orange, don’t peel me.’ Another guy thought he was a fly and wouldn’t stop hitting his head against a window.”
Liz
^^ I think we have a winner for the most apparent piece of bullshit copped off as a scare tactic. I don't know if they can get much better…or worse, than that.
Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-07-21T13:46:12.284219+00:00
Jenny just can't get over how much of a whore she was being to that truck driver, back there at the gas station.
Karen needs to suck the right dick, so that she can get the right drugs that Karen needs.
Maybe Christian shouldn't worry about the first joint, but rather, think about that time when she smoked Mr. Hempar's joint for good grades.
Now, Veronique needs keen parents to allocate her a proper spelling of a fucking name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-21 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-21 at 7:44 AM UTC in this forum is not nearly as fun sober as it is while on drugsPeople actually use drugs then log into websites? What sort of fucked up forum is this?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-21 at 1:55 AM UTC in I demand apologies from the following users:harry potter endorses white power
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2017-07-20 at 9:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice I did it…I FINALLY DID IT!!! After at least 20 days, up to a month, without even coming from a wet dream, with severe erectile dysfunction and complete inorgasmia I came! I ACTUALLY CAME!
It took 3 hours of off and on attempts, deciding to give up multiple times because it felt it clearly wasn't going to happen, then changing my mind, but I finally did it. The details don't matter.
Christ I made a mess. That was a huge fucking load. I began coming too fast and couldn't aim into a receptacle in time, shot all over the bed sheet.
Still feel jittery.
Well, I won't be doing that again. Not worth it. Sex acts (haven't tried actual sex) are incredibly boring/uninteresting and stupid. There are far better things in life. I wouldn't have minded never coming again, but felt I should drain myself just to be safe. It was not worth it, by far, a chasmic distance.
Congratulations, I didn't read AND I didn't watch the GIFThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-20 at 6:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSCum swapped lol
I recently learned what a snowball is
I did not think there were words for such things @_@The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-19 at 11:16 PM UTC in I almost got murked by a sea lion todayYes bling, you are correct. I'm sure a seal COULD eat an otter! :) :) :)
Gold star for you my smart little manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-19 at 7:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-18 at 11:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-18 at 11:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone YAY! I haves friends! I feel special! Also, you too… thanks for reaching out to me in some dark days sorta shit I was dealing with and helping improve my 1337-ness.
I'm still not in a good place, I realize that. I am working on shit, working to change shit for the better in my life everyday. It won't change overnight, but I'm taking the time I have to be appreciative for what I do have, and that's the friends I've got who've had my back, and been there for me, and not only that, I want them to know too, I'm there for them as well, despite how depressed I might get… I will rouse myself to come to their aid, even through all my depressed bullshit, and goddamn it, if they won't let me fucking die, I sure as fuck won't let them have the satisfaction of clocking out early on life.
You seem to miss the bigger picture, and things you don't see outside the forum. I don't fault you for that, because there's no way for you to know all that, but… there's more to Malice than who he comes off as on here.
Of course there is. You just said something like malice you always try to bring people up. That's what's being disputed.
That's like saying sploo is always trying to improve himself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-18 at 11:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't read
*looks at watch*
*opens cupboards*
*searches closet*
*checks pantry*
*goes down basement*
*looks in refrigerator*
*up to attic*
*toilet tank!?*
*last try, mail box*
No, still no cares.
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Hate to break it to you nigga but that complexitity is pretty much the only thing making life interesting.
Of course! But information, what you build in your mind, can have far richer complexity! It's beauty, something unique in the world. It enthralls and evokes the imagination, the desire to reach ever further. Of course I don't deny that interpersonal relationships can have these qualities in a different form.
Although, with regard to complexity, even that isn't necessarily true. Of course there are simple pleasures in life. Just look at some Buddhists. Well, I certainly wouldn't say they're simple, far from it, what was required to attain that state is incredibly complex and requires immense effort, but the "resting" state can have a simple but profound beauty and peace to it.
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 are we thinking of the same malice??
What I create with the right I destroy with the left. I am the multifaceted Shiva.
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2017-07-18 at 8:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone I have something like this… I can go back and recall a moment in time with crystal clarity… sometimes that's not a god thing. I'll break down in tears randomly, either from missing person/animal/moment, even if it would be considered to me a happy memory… I've lost a lot that I love in my 28 years of life.
Psilocybin has helped me reach out, and during a particularly high dose, before my father died, but after my horse, whom in every way I would consider my "first child", and well… I got to be with him on the moon for a few hours. Not so much "be" with him, it's hard to explain… but I felt him and touched his soul through the cosmos once again… We're destined for now to have our paths split, but one day… sometime… down the river of life, of being, living and dying- I will find him again. Our souls are magnets, attracted to one another, ever pulling, despite the vastness of the universe dividing us apart. Death isn't the end, it's just a break point to something else, to revolve back around in this ever spinning wheel we know as life and death.
I have this one memory that I remember with absolute clarity, which I often recall… and it takes me back, takes me back to being on my boy's back, and him thundering across a wide open field covered with every beautiful shade of pink, red, yellow, and blue in wild flowers, I could feel the strength of him shaking the earth under us, his power, and our bodies feeling as though they just became one being. I'd closed my eyes, and savored everything, every smell, every sound, the touch of my hands clutching his mane, his strong, soft neck arched… the wind blowing through my hair, the smell of both of our bodies pouring sweat, the salt taste in my mouth from our sweat.
Getting to spend a few hours on the moon with a loved one who passed sounds like an incredible trip.
Lol, I didn't know who you were talking about in the third paragraph. At first I thought you may have worded it improperly and it was a childhood memory of you riding on someone's back, likely your father. Then I thought it was an incredibly cliche moment you'd had with a boyfriend or your ex-husband, something straight out of a women's romance novel.
Finally I realized it was a horse and that you calling him "my boy" threw me off just like the time you recently referred to your dogs as your family.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-18 at 6:37 PM UTC in Why does every fucking drug have to have a come down?If you go straightedge long enough then waking up sober will feel like rolling
You'll be bitching about caffeine and sugar thenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-18 at 1:06 PM UTC in I want to share this sex letter written by James JoyceHere's the woman in question, in case anyone is curious:
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2017-07-18 at 7:20 AM UTC in The evolution of Bill Krozby: I've changed my views on sexI'm glad you actually suffer and that happy go lucky bullshit is just a front.
You're a piece of shit and deserve everything you got.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-18 at 5:24 AM UTC in The Innocence of ChildrenNice people don't send friends monopoly money in their time of need. /threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
