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2017-07-20 at 10:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I did it…I FINALLY DID IT!!! After at least 20 days, up to a month, without even coming from a wet dream, with severe erectile dysfunction and complete inorgasmia I came! I ACTUALLY CAME!
It took 3 hours of off and on attempts, deciding to give up multiple times because it felt it clearly wasn't going to happen, then changing my mind, but I finally did it. The details don't matter.
Christ I made a mess. That was a huge fucking load. I began coming too fast and couldn't aim into a receptacle in time, shot all over the bed sheet.
Malice, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
We don't need to know when you nut. Ever. What. the. fuck. bro.
I feel gay just from reading that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-20 at 10:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Lmao you posted a very happy themed anime gif about busting that load then you want to turn around and say it wasn't awesome.
I remember "breaking the seal" when I was locked up about 25 days in. I was in a pussy ass direct supervision pod and my bunk was right by the CO desk, some Mexican chick who had to be at least 250 lbs was on night shift and well you know the rest. I jizzed so much under my blanket it got everywhere. I just couldn't resist and from then on I pretty much jerked it every other day in the shower. Sometimes I would even sneak Vaseline in there with me.
It actually helped out with feeling sad somewhat. So you're full of shit, jizzing is amazing.
Post last edited by Wasp Sugar at 2017-07-20T22:28:33.605040+00:00
Oh, it was caused by Nardil. The general trend toward asexuality had been occuring for a long time before that.
Also, my penis was greatly desensitized, so it wasn't just being unable to orgasm. Definitely played a major factor in why it didn't feel that great. -
2017-07-20 at 11:35 PM UTCGetting more marijweed gummies this tomorrow.
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2017-07-20 at 11:35 PM UTCLook forward to falco highposting
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2017-07-21 at 1:29 AM UTC
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2017-07-21 at 1:33 AM UTCMalice my wife said this about your offer. I hounded her to type but she lost motivation
"Tell him that hes really sweet but unless he posts ass pics I'm not interested"
She wants your ass brother. I can send pics if you do so the dicks of trt are up to you -
2017-07-21 at 1:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar I've thought about this too, but thirdhand exaggerated stories about strangers really won't be that interesting to anybody at all.
…but, that's never stopped you from writing what you want to write. It might be a good outlet and some of us might appreciate it. And you already have written enough in this thread alone to fill up a 1,000 page novel. So.. with that said.. I look forward to skimming it
What I planned to work on was a collaboration with two other long time users here. Mainly, first hand accounts, or such as in the case of Muffins, or HTS, of course I'll discuss it with them. I'm not using REAL names and shit. Unfortunately, for §m£ÂgØL, I don't give a fuck about him though. He wrote a book, didn't even give me the courtesy to read it, and then hung it over my head and everyone else like a dick, so fuck him.
I hope to be able to weave the relationship portion, along with the degeneracy throughout the book, mainly with real life accounts, and well, maybe some funny shit from the forum, mainly TRT that might be relevant. 1337 has some funny as IRL stories that will play out beautifully for a touch of the depraved and dark humor tone I'm going for. At best there may be some second hand accounts.
Malice, would you mind me picking your brain when I get more on the way with this, since you have such a good memory and you might be able to bring some funny/relevant things up for me to include? That'd be helpful, and I'd give you credit too, if you'd wanna help and participate. -
2017-07-21 at 1:54 AM UTCOh, and Malice, speaking of orgasms: I haven't been able to get off without someone in for fucking ever... masturbation is weak as fuck and rarely amounts to orgasm, and if it does, it's far more work than the out come which is more a biological reaction than anything else, no real pleasure involved. I think T-PAIN helped my sex drive some since I can get off to a satisfactory level with someone.
My ex fucked my head up and really fucked sex around for me for 11 years. It wasn't til I was with §m£ÂgØL that I realized sex didn't always have to be painful as it ALWAYS was with my ex, unless fucked to hell and back on drugs. I realized how psychologically I was messed up when I was bent over the bathroom sink being fucked (some trade or another I wasn't really into it) and then thought of §m£ÂgØL when we'd had a threesome and the pain went off like a light switch and that's when I realized that it wasn't physical, rather something my own mind had induced every time I had sex with my ex... -
2017-07-21 at 2:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Malice my wife said this about your offer. I hounded her to type but she lost motivation
"Tell him that hes really sweet but unless he posts ass pics I'm not interested"
She wants your ass brother. I can send pics if you do so the dicks of trt are up to you
You've never seen these before?
I worked hard for this. Incredibly strenuous squats, full depth, perfect form. Reached 315 x 5 at only 150lbs. -
2017-07-21 at 2:42 AM UTCshe wants fresh supple cheeks, if your ass is up to her standards you get nudes, thems the rules
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2017-07-21 at 2:54 AM UTCI didn't even want nudes. I don't care about women (or men, of course). I simply provided them out of a sense of courtesy.
Requesting nudes from a lady is far too distasteful.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-21 at 2:56 AM UTC
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2017-07-21 at 3:16 AM UTCPenice
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2017-07-21 at 3:19 AM UTCYo people
What's hellafuckinfag's issue?
He uses a photo of my tits in his av, and posts screenshots of me from tc everywhere.. wtf is with the screenshotting random shit? Obsession? Jerk off material? He's only posting here because I don't go in there anymore and is pissed I called him a hillbilly creeper shithead?
Is he trying to get everyone to hate him? Can someone explain the psychology of this to me? Thanks. -
2017-07-21 at 3:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou Yo people
What's hellafuckinfag's issue?
He uses a photo of my tits in his av, and posts screenshots of me from tc everywhere.. wtf is with the screenshotting random shit? Obsession? Jerk off material? He's only posting here because I don't go in there anymore and is pissed I called him a hillbilly creeper shithead?
Is he trying to get everyone to hate him? Can someone explain the psychology of this to me? Thanks.
I honestly don't remember him being so annoying, just heaps pedantic and unable to grasp any sort of nuance or subtlety lately. Maybe he got vaccinated recently and received a dose of late-life autism -
2017-07-21 at 3:21 AM UTCJust post a bunch of pictures and nudes to make him irrelevant
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2017-07-21 at 3:21 AM UTCPM me nudes, I will keep them safe for you
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2017-07-21 at 3:22 AM UTCPM me panini
