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2017-08-14 at 1:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSomething is off about discount whore. It almost feels like someone else is posting under his account.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-13 at 7:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Of course it wouldn't work for you.
I've changed immensely over the past month!
For example: My sink is finally empty! I literally thing in there, holy shit, I don't know how long. It was long as fuck, like, I wouldn't be surprised if it was over a year. I remember having to put my hand in there recently and I was actually afraid that an unknown creepy creature may have spawned in there, flinching and yelping mildly when I my hand brushed against something.
"Hey baby, did you know I finally managed to do my dishes for the first time in a year?"
"Oh malice! That's so fucking sexy! Allow me to join your harem"
Maybe you should retell the epic of that time a girl sat next to you on the train to demonstrate your high value as a mate.
Originally posted by hydromorphone If I don't kill myself, I likely will die in the near future anyway, just with a lot more suffering and won't have shit sorted out for my son properly if I go forward attempting to live. Not just that, but things have already been set into motion and if I back out now, it's going to get really, really bad for me.
Not to be a jerk but it seems to me like every time you get into a spat with a romantic partner suddenly your demise becomes imminent. You've been suicidal and on death's doorstep by your own account for at least four years that I can count.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-12 at 7:24 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the gardenthis pure white cat, was very friendly, purring and couldn't get enough strokes and attention. he had a front leg missing the poor little fella. i thought he was walking funny at first. then i noticed, lol.
lanny, your 5 embedded items limit is gay
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2017-08-12 at 4:54 PM UTC in Don't Fuck With mQThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-12 at 11:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone As for my son, if I suicide now, he won't remember me when he's older so it'll be fine.
you think nobody is gonna sit him down when he asks why he hasn't got a mom, and tell him..,
i'm sorry son, but your mom was very mentally ill and committed suicide when you were very young'.
but what he will actually hear is...
'i'm sorry son, but your mom didn't give a shit about you enough to stay around and look after you, you obviously never meant anything to her and she obviously had no desire what so ever to want to see you grow up and see what you became with your life. she obviously had no concern pertaining to protecting you from any harm or dangers you may of faced during your childhood, or to seeing to it that you stayed on the right track and were looked after and had everything you needed. or had any interest in just being there for you on all the countless times during your life when you just needed advice, support or encouragement, or for those times when you just needed your mom, like just for a hug, or to show him he's loved like every child needs countless times while growing up and even as an adult. she simply gave no thought to you what so ever'.
and as time goes by, in his head that will turn into...
fucking bitch, just leaving me like this. i fucking hate her'.
i mean go ahead hydro, do it, you certainly won't regret it if you do. your son on the other hand will regret what you did every day of his fucked up, miserable little life.
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2017-08-12 at 2:46 AM UTC in My cat diednow you can die tooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-12 at 1:05 AM UTC in why bread tastes better toasted?Yeah, keep explaining to everyone how you're a winner you fucking cuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-12 at 12:53 AM UTC in why bread tastes better toasted?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-11 at 11:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone I have things to complete first for my son. THings to get in order.
I was stupid and tried this living thing for far too long.
PoC is just a cry baby bitch who never will do it and just wants pity from everyone. I sent him some T-PAIN to help with his issues or to save for a rainy day, but he's "scared" I would poison him lmfao then when I said if I wanted someone dead I'd do it face to face to he got scared and said he's getting a restraining order LMFAO I fucking BEGGED him to do that, he's going to look like such an idiot when he tells the cops "My ex-girlfriend won't stop harassing me on skype" lol I told him to block me for days now. But rather he just wants to bitch I keep messaging him.
I would never poison someone, he's only ever mentioned that.
my ex's mom committed suicide and it so fucked her head up because of it, its not even funny. she used to obsess to me about how she was going to commit suicide when she is 40, because that's how old her mom was, and she seemed to think there was some significance that meant she had to do the same. i still to this day, after 8 years with her, have no idea where she got this connection from or why it meant she had to do the same. the more those 8 years went on tho, the more it became clear just how much her mom's suicide had done her head in tho. some days she would be in fits of crying continuously for hours, even days sometimes. just blabbing about how much she missed her mom and just wanted to see her again. other days she would go on drinking benders and end up cutting herself to shit. it was fucking heartbreaking to watch just how badly her mom's suicide had fucked her head up.
you should think very carefully about your children before you even think of doing such a thing. my ex's mom literally just copped out but passed all her anguish, pain and torment onto her daughter, and left her to deal with it all on her own. fucking horrible selfish bitch to be perfectly honest.
i don't think you're really like that tho are you hydro? you got to be a soldier for your kids girl.
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2017-08-11 at 10:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSY'all muthafuckas crazy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-11 at 7:38 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.they're kinda cute
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2017-08-11 at 6:44 PM UTC in Sometimes I wear nazi underwearFUCKBOIThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-11 at 6:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-11 at 4:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Do you understand the neurological basis of genuine severe mental disorders? You have no idea what it's like to possess them or how severe they are for individuals.
No one has denied that mental illness exists, I assume you don't deny hypochondria or malingering exists, so how exactly do you propose to discriminate between the two? I think what green plastic is saying is that internet quizzes and "I'm bipolar because I think I am!" is better evidence for the latter than the former. You're going to accuse me of misunderstanding you or underestimating the amount of OCD ceremony you've put into your carefully crafted armchair medical diagnoses but you're going to be wrong because, although you seem somehow entirely blind to it, your standards for evidence, especially around diseases you think you personally have, is absolute dogshit.
You can think particular people claiming to have diseases might have some secondary gain involved in exaggerating or fabricating them (like, say, if they found a significant part of their identity on having a particular disease) without denying the legitimacy of that disease in general. No amount of poorly drawn web comics changes that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-10 at 11:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSHydro, u know u tha homie...but if you are trying to get a zoklet train run on you, and impregnated by every fucked up/austistic/ chromasomally wealthy weirdo on here, it'd probably just be better to come out and make a thread about it, rather than spending hours on the phone giggling and painting your toenails.Time is precious. It could take years- maybe even decades- to wine and dine, seduce every cock on this message board. Youve got to think about efficiency. We should be looking at distances, carpool situations, hotel discounts. We could rent out a banquet room. We should be buying those masquerade party masks. I mean for posterity, there should be at least one videographer (god have mercy on his soul), because even horrific gore has a pricetag online. Itd at least pay for the gas and Plan B and Thorazine.
Just some logistical suggestions. This is kind of my forte.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-10 at 9:49 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 He's very good at being a bigot
Inexplicable, fierce love for the judenschweine. Tall, stately, wise- like the mighty redwood. What he lacks in hair, he makes up for in bandanna. Draws out our deepest, most painful, shameful secrets, and uses them to sate his unquenchable thirst for cringe. Limpest of biscuits.My significant other.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-10 at 8:51 PM UTC in I am a rapistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-10 at 8:40 PM UTC in Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit
Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…
In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."
Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?
Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.
Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.
"Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.
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2017-08-10 at 5:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSPeople here are too quick to blame their problems on mental disorder. You all would rather call yourself autistic or bipolar or depressed when your real problem is that you're just not willing to put in the work to have a good life. Of course you're going to be depressed if you drink or take pills everyday, eat like shit, and don't exercise. That shit is just common sense.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-10 at 11:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
