I feel like pooping. But I don't have to poop. And I probably couldn't even poop if I tried. :(
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Driving erratically today, doing 70 in a 35 around curving twisting roads on the way home because fuck it, went a little airborne over one of the steeper hills and almost smashed into a metal guardrail.
I'm going to get drunk and go down to this high traffic area of train tracks not far from here and see if I can get a good spot close to the tracks as one goes by without being spotted so I can get a feel for it and see if I can stop being a pussy and eventually jump in front of one, been thinking of hanging myself too but would rather not be found at home and don't have anywhere else to d it. No firearms available or else it'd be simple, I don't have the money or the sources right now for enough drugs to guarantee a lethal OD and I'm too pussy to do something hardcore like slit my wrists though part of me thinks if I get drunk enough I won't really be afraid to do anything.
I'd look into one of those exit bags but seems like too much hassle and I'm too stupid to follow specific directions like that to make sure it works.
Taking honest suggestions of other methods though
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premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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2017-08-18 at 5:31 PM UTC
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Posting this from my bathtub
Bathtub
Captain Falcon's Bathroom
Captain Falcon's House
Clearwater, FL
Mail a toaster into my tub pls
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "bathroom"!
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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
I will protect her privacy but to put it in simple terms its because I wouldn't eat her out so yes i deserved it
don't let her see it but have the piece of pizza to hand by the bed. start kissing her, slowly move down her body kissing her tits, slowly down her tummy. give her that look and make sure she is well aware where you are heading. then just as you get to her mound let her open her legs ready for you, and then just squish the pizza hard into her pussy. then laugh at her.
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2017-08-18 at 4:48 AM UTC
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I'm drunk you racist nigs
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I'm not racist I'll race anyone
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
Bill Krozby is one of those posters who is entirely different on Tiny BLTC. Like, he's kind of a faggot here, but there he's kind of tolerable.
Are you shitting me? The one time I happened to go there when he was on he was just obnoxiously shouting into his mic about one of his random white trash stories.
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Originally posted by Lanny
FUS
ROH
SPLOOGE!
He was a super lanky blonde pony tailed man I lived with in new orleans for a stretch. I loved and hated him so much in his demeanor.... he would wiggle his limbs and consistently make expressions and noises like OOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo HAHAHAHA! or talk in a british accent mid sentence. Like the dude was a kook but he was admirable in his fuck everyone freedom of oddity... guess he was working at landing the voice acting for the joker in a e-book comic series so the entire time we lived together and worked together he constantly broke out in 90s cartoon joker skits out of nowhere....
He said he was bi prior and ive always been androgynous...like we werent lovers or fuck buddies but one night being particularly horny and drunk as fuck after a bottle of whiskey and 9 shots in a solo while at work.... well yeah lol
I really regret not being sober enough to suggest the roleplay of him telling me he had a message for me at climax haha
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Btw guys last year I had my first "celebrity" hook up :o
Got head from the voice actor of the messenger in skyrim :o
That makes me like ya know almost famous right??
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*Sigh*
Time to charter a flight to Thailand
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Leave it to Malice to give a guy a hard time for trying to crank out a quick nut on the sidewalk.
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I could go for about five Xanax bars right now
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
But I am well liked in my group tho. My friends are the most unlikely band of friends ever because we are all very different from one another, but are pretty much tied together by asshole humour that most people cannot stand.
The group chat is just filled top to bottom with potentially career ruining shit that each of us would regret if it got out. You can check the box for any sort of negative -ism.
Ok fam.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Nawh really I'm glad you had a good time
I just wish your plane had fucking crashed.
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mashlehash
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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Lanny's jedi embed limits
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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
we have some pretty kickass mountains and not a lot of people. its a good place for your forest homestead
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Damn nigga, that pretty. Almost makes me want to go to Idaho.
Almost.
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Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
my friend says if you are ever in Idaho he'll buy you a beer for your troubles
why the fuck would anyone ever be in idaho for? that's a pretty safe promise that will never have to be kept.
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