2017-06-20 at 8:40 PM UTC
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So, I don't have a dick
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Kinkou
..after you realize how fucked up I am, incurably lol
Have you met hydro yet?
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Malice
I definitely would have taken a good dose of benzos before meeting someone new. Can't handle it otherwise.
You need the real experience, not dumped down on benzodiazepines. Heart thumps breh
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2017-06-18 at 2:12 PM UTC
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Crazy Glue in Dick
Aw damn it. Here I thought you wrote that yourself and I was very impressed.
I'll leave the thanks because it still made me smile, I guess.
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
I'd love for Connor to paralyze that spook but I know it won't happen.
I'd like to see him grow so frustrated from not landing any punches that he instinctively goes into MMA mode and tackles Mayweather and submits him with a rear naked chokehold.
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2017-06-18 at 11:31 AM UTC
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Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by NARCassist
yeh but my shit don't stink, yay i'm awesome.
granted but because you no longer go to the store you lose touch of the prices of beer. the people going to the store for you take advantage of this fact and rip you off daily.
i wish i had a pile of heroin the size of my house that was totally invisible and undetectable in anyway to anybody else. like the tardis they would just walk straight past it completely oblivious to its existence. except for if i put into a wrap to sell/give to somebody, but then only they could see it.
now that would be so awesome
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Granted, but... You know what, fuck it, you can have your wish as is. I'm in a good mood today and it sounds like that would make you very happy. So be it.
I wish I could shapeshift.
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Originally posted by Wasp Sugar
She don't understand English but she want me?
Is she foreign or just mentally retarded? Either way you should smash.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
In a few days ill also be a few states away sexually abusing piles of crack- fuck yeah!
Happy birthday, lover :)
*throws up dinner*
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Originally posted by Malice
You're right, you didn't claim it was a door, you said it was a wall! That's even more ridiculous. Then you admitted that was a lie.
You never actually told us exactly what happened, which made it look pretty suspicious. Even the people at work were concerned.
Ok, well, I really didn't feel like telling the exact story at the time because frankly, I was quite embarrassed. Yes, you are absolutely right, a wall is much more pathetic than a door. A door could much easier be done in a much less stupid way but the fact I just ran straight into a wall is funny now but at the time I was trying to keep that on the low.
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>ME: Women talk too much
>BITCH: Multi-paragraph wall o text response
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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It's spelled "pussies", Bill Krozby. You should have learned this in elementary, but when you want to write the plural form of a word, for any word ending in a consonant or y you change the y to an i and add es.
There's a neat little song you can repeat to yourself to help you remember:
♫ Change the y to an i and add es. ♫
Get hooked on those phonics! It's never too late to learn to read!
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Bill Krozby is a simple man. Whereas you can dedicate two terms which hold varying levels of irony and meaning to describe him he can only retort with but one simplistic denomination for you. Could he not have called you a kinderlust? A hollandshit? A skiddie? That he very well could have, but alas, he chose no fancy phonetics or witty witticism. He chose very simply to call you a very common euphemism for the female genital section which is also a regular reference to the feline species.
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So I got an email because processes were choking because of a lack of disk space. I assumed I fucked something up with page tracking and it was dumping too much data in the the DB. Nope, it's sitting at a healthy 300 and change MB. So some digging and I see my pagefile is maxed out at 4GB which is something I need to investigate but that's still like only a quarter of the disk accounted for. Turns out like 10GB are tied up in log files. Part of this is my fault for not setting up rotation and overlogging a bit BUT that's still an insane amount of data in log files, especially the access logs which are pretty brief.
I looked up the usage data gathered in the last three days to see if this makes sense and in that timeframes we've had 15,473 page views. Some of that is going to be spiders (this place is basically spiderheaven after all) but 13,136 of those requests were generated by authenticated users which like damn, that's not bad. I mean that's tiny on a commercial scale but it's a lot less dead than I remember this place being last year.
So thanks for playing space niggas
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Nigga, Walmart done did my mom a solid, too. Them iijuts done gave her thirty more 60mg morphine than she was supposed to have. I'm telling' ya, she about had a heart attack. She dropped to the floor, started speaking in tongues, and praised holy jebus for prosperous multitudes and gracious blessings. Halelujurr
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I don't fuck with banks, but I do fuck with walmart which is perhaps just as bad, but it's simple enough and it's all I need. I have the prepaid money card with them and simply take my paychecks there to stand in line with the niggers and general riff-raff to get my check cashed and displaced onto my card at my choosing. The last time I went, the worker that I dealt with was clearly new and not sure what he was doing, so I'm surprised it took me so long to check what I thought maybe..MAYBE had happened.
I had my check for $700 of which I told the guy I wanted $200 put on the card (so I could pay my cable/internet, electric, and phone bills online, and I wanted the rest as cash. He was fussing around trying to figure out how to do that, ran my card, put in the $700 and asked me to confirm it on the little pad which I did, then he acted confused and just restarted the process, this time doing what he should have done the first time which was to just cash my check entirely and then take 200 from that and put it on the card. So yeah, if you haven't figured out what I'm getting to here, it's that he literally put $700 on my card, started over, DIDN'T CANCEL IT, and then proceeded to put another $200 on my card and give me $500 cash.
I just stumbled upon a free $700 and it makes me want to buy strippers and cocaine but I'll probably just go buy some beer. Anyway, THANKS WALLY WORLD!! XD XD
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