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Posts That Were Thanked by Discount Whore 2.0

  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Glad you're still here. I appreciate you.
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  2. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Fuck?
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  3. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You need an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind scenario to take place in your life to heal from Karen, nigga

    You know Karen was a spam bot... right?
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  4. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Oh my!

    You guys love the hurricane thread! You really love it!

    I can't work on this post to long, winds are picking up. I like to double check things before I post, ensuring the highest quality post, but ain't got time fo dat.

    The thanks are helping lower the strength of Florence, and while simultaneously giving me strength.

    So far its been bitch shit.

    I still have fucking power and internet. Just made popcorn. HAH. "Everyone Evacuate" my ass.

    I heard a boom a little while ago and the power blipped, perhaps a blown transformer in the distance?

    I would take pictures but its all dark out, but its supposed to be here for a while so I'm sure I'll have some damage or action to report tomorrow.

    Thank you all for the support <3 Stay tuned for more updates.

    Originally posted by apric0t Sorry to hear Bags, stay dry!

    Is your best freind the cuckenator?

    Yah thats her.

    Originally posted by mmQ Don't forget your Panny doll!

    I got em'

    Originally posted by Zanick This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you

    oh shit zankick, amateur meteorologist ebagger here. Your personal update. Rainy and windy for forseeable day or two ahead. In further news, news says to go full 14/88. God luck and good speed.


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.

    Thanks mang yah I go fishin sometimes. I usually throw em back tho.

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
    Let me know when they give the all clear.
    I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks

    First of all, you evacuated? HAH this is basically go outside and play weather. You weak muthafucka. Me and Florence laugh at u. If Florence doesn't destroy yo property I will. Smash yo windows, destroy yo bushes n shit for bein a bitch. So ya lotsa work.

    second of all, okay I'll letchu know brudda.
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  5. Originally posted by Zanick general cultural trends and geopolitics

    Shits fucked nigga.
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  6. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Well niggas its that time again

    Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.



    It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.

    _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_

    Present Day:

    I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.



    You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.

    After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.

    As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.

    I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me

    I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.

    (1 thank = 1 prayer)

    Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.



    I am at the location of the blue dot.



    I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.

    Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.

    I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.

    I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.
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  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    This report has been pushed upward to my supervisors.
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  8. She's still alive, just playing dead.
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  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Who the fuck pops 10 pills without knowing how they are?

    Oh my, I'm getting freaked just by thinking about it. The last pills I had were so ridiculously strong, I couldn't handle more than a third. It was intense. My brother has a tolerance beyond good and evil and I think he only did one.

    Hope you are ok, Erorr.
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  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie Bill Krozby… Stahp.

    This is not the right meme for what you are trying to convey.t

    There is never a right time for that meme.
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  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We all have had commmon awkward public bathroom scenarios..

    The mentally retarded that pull their pants down at the urinal, for example.

    One time, when I was still in highschool, I walked in and needed to use the stall and when I tried to OP pen it, I learned Tha it was occupied. What gets me is that I made eye contact with the person on the toilet through the crack in the door.

    Or

    There was the time that I had diarrhea in school, and spent 45 minutes of class time shiting my brains out. I came back to class, likely reeking of shit. The teacher either knew I had diarrhea or gave me a zero for the day.

    Or

    The time when I took bundy before school and decided to eat two small pieces of pizza before leaving for the bus. Two hours later, I was puking my guts out in the bathroom. Someone walked in and I explained to them that I had the flu.

    Or

    The time I had a raging hard on for some chock in my class and almost came in the bathroom stall.

    Fucking perv, she would have thought.

    Share your awkward bathroom experiences.
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 final fantasy has always been shit

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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley You know what the worst part about fucking twenty three year olds is?


    ftfy



    .
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Falco Up next: Lanny fucks a 14 year old

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  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That's not actually the definition of insanity.
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Erorr Those glasses and that haircut look like a 13 year olds wet dream of style. Poor feller

    His sense of style has since improved, now he has specialized autism sunglasses that block out peripheral vision because it's just too intense to look at multiple things.
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  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Erorr If you feel any sense of glory about that hideous thing to the point of defending it then you need to prioritize your life kid

    You couldn't grow a neckbeard like that if you tried.
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  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    They pay me 6 figures to spy on you and troll you.
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  19. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…they're not coming to abduct you to probe your orifices so stop fantasizing about it and stick with the niggers for your butt-stuffing festishes, you retarded faggot.

    leave him alone, hes learning how to think
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Dearly beloved,

    We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a dear friend of mine. His name was anger.
    We all knew him, all of us here got to experience his visceral presence. For better or for worse.(Usually worse) *The room chuckles*
    And while we all know that eventually all of us have to part ways forever, i would like to take this moment to acknowledge our time together.
    Not just me and anger, but all of us here. For what a long strange journey it has been.
    Although it's been 60 weeks(60! Can you believe it!) *The room collectively shakes their heads in disbelief*
    I remember my first day as if it were only yesterday. Me and anger stood tall, thinking we could face it all.
    But, ladies and gentlemen, friends...
    I was wrong, i see that now. I'd like to thank you all for helping me along this journey.
    And i hope you will all join me in prayer, asking God to never let anger return to us.

    Thank you.

    *Thunderous applause*

    Post last edited by Sophie at 2017-08-24T14:36:25.299639+00:00
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